OK This was Made Really Late IN the C&M Secrecy phanomenom(Whatever) But OK I wanna do One where only JOEY KNows
Just Once!!! OK Here I go My First First First Fan-fic Yay

[The Guys Apartment About 9 AM Ross Is Making his bed or couch In thier Apartment Monica walks OUt
of Chandler's Room and QUICKLY Walks Back In While Doing so Bumps into chandler he yelps because he
has been hurt (Mon Probablty Step on his Toe exuse me Stub :) She Manages to go back in before Ross
Looks Up Ross catches Chandler standing there in the close he had on last Night Trying to hide the look of
Pain)

ROSS: Hey Hey Who Got some action Last Night?

CHAN[Bites his lip]: JOEY!!! Yeah Yeah I mean I Could BEARLY Get ANY Sleep .

ROSS: well Joey DID Have a Date last Night But he Stayed at HER Place And It appears to be Your
room had all the Noise. [Chandler Looks a lil embarrassed] So Uh Who Is She ... [Chandler looks A Little
scared. Ross stars Cicling Him] Could It be Janice

CHAN: No

ROSS : How Bout I go Take a Look [Chandler tries to stop him but he gets passed him]

[There is a Shot Of his room Bad Screwed up no one's There]

CHAN: See.See S... seee NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!

ROSS: yeah well Then she's an INvisable Ghost Womn {Long pause] PLEASE SAY SHE'S A
WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chandler Just Rolls His Eyes and Throughs his Hands Up iN disgust]

[Open Credits Roll... Y know... So No one Told ya life was Gonna Be this way... Da da Da Da da da da da
Dum... and So On]

[Monica's apartment she's alone doing dishes appearently the Breakfast people Have WEnt to work Or
Out Feeding Pigions in the park:)]

[Chandler walks In quietly and scares the HELL Outta Monica By Grabbing Her Waiste She lets Out a
Screamand Grabs a Pan and Holds It and Then Turns around Seeing that It's Chandler She looks Relieveed
But still has The pan in the air]

MON: Damnit you SCARED Me!!!!!!!!!!

[He kisses her VERY Passionatly she just DROPS The pan and Wraps Her Arms around His Neck They
Keep Kissing and they kinda work their way to the Tabel and They Slowly Go Down On It Now Remeber
the Door is STILL Open]

[Cut To the hall Ross is coming up the stairs with a Bag of Bird Feed :) See Smiling]

MON[VO] (Muffled): Thank GOD For Luch Breaks!!!!!

CHAN:[VO] Yuh Huh

[Ross Slowly walks over to the door with a Disgusted Look on his face and Just Gently Shuts it He walks
into his apartment [skipping] With a Smile and shuts the door]

[ Now the coffee shop they are all down There Listening to Phoebe's song]

La Fa La la la la la Fa la La la la

PHOE: That You

JOEY::Great song Pheebs [A Hesitant Thumbs Up follows]

PHOE: ThanYou

RACH: Yeah Phoebe Maybe you need to come Up With Something other than "Fa's" and "La's" Y know?

ROSS: Yeah Rach is Righ [Phoebe is Turning red Ross as the whimp he can be gets scared] t...t...t

PHOE:What Is there something WRONG With My Fa La's Is There huh RRACHEL

RACH: n.. N... No Ma'am

PHOE:Good Thought not. So DOes anyone else have a Problem CHANDLER?

CHAN:NO!

PHOE: good Monica

MON: no [quietly]

PHOE:GOOD

JOEY:hey Pheebs Whats Wrong

ROSS: Yeah you've Been aLittle Grumpy lately Why? You can have one of My Tranquilizers if ya want.

PHOE: Thats OK I Just Haven't Got Much Sleep lately So Y know no Sleep Grumpiness Follows So well
Ya no

CHAN: Thats Too bad Pheebs.

MON: Yeah

PHOE: It's blah

ROSS: So what does everyone have to do tonight:

JOEY: Date

PHOE: Attempted Nap.

MON:Date

RACH: Work

CHAN: Date

RACH: Ross?

ROSS:[With a Sad look]: I guess feeding Pigions with Mr. McFeely IN the Building Across from ours
[Sighs]

[Everyone shies away]

[a Restraunt Chandler and Monica are there just Talking,eating Sipping wine The usal restraunt stuff:) at
a window seat]

MON: Wow We've been together about 6 months and THIS is our First ACTUAL Date cool huh?

CHAN: Yeah But usally our date Involes a romp in the sack [Smiling]

MON: Yeah THATS Really Fun

CHAN yes But In the romp In the sack Love making Whatever. Ya Don't Get Prestents

MON:[Smiling] And Who Gets The Prestent???

CHAN : Who Else Other than the Most Beatiful Woman in the World

MON: AW Thats Sweet

CHAN: Yeah, Too bad I can't get Yasmine Bleeths Address

[Monica Slaps Him across the arm]

CHAN: Well I shouldn't waste it so i'll Give it to the 2nd Most Beautiful Waman In the world

MON: Well Runner Up ain't bad!

CHAN: No No This is a Prestent For phoebe Cuz She can't sleep[He pulls out a long slynder box (Calm
Down It's NOT a Ring)He opens the box and We see a GORGESS Bracelet a Tennis To Be exact:)
Monica's eyes Go Wide and her mouth Drops then Turns into a smile] She'll she'll Love It

CHAN: Better Yet why Don't YOU Keep It. It Would Look So Much Better on YOU anyways

MON: OK [Shocked Y know Those things Cost ALOT!!!!!)

CHAN: I Love You.

MON: {Still Shocked She Couldn't Even Hear him] OK.

[He kisses her and she wraps arms Around his neck They seem to get into it Monica Comes Out of her
Trance Joey and His Date walk over Joey's date, we'll just Call her um.... Bimbo

BIMBO: Get a Room [They Keep on playing Tonsil Hocking not hearing Joey Leads Her away]

[Commercial Break]

[The next Mourning Veryone Is there But Monica ,Ross ,and Chandler Mon Comes Out of her Room Rachel
Snickers]

RACH: So How'd The "Date" Go??

[Chandler comes in and Smiles at Monica she smiles back

MON: [Still Smiling] GREAT!!!!!

[Chandler Goes Over and startsGoing Though The Fridge]

[Phoebe Pulls Monica down]

PHOE: so whats This Guys Like ?

RACH: Doe she Have a Digusting Hairy Chest like that ONe Guy You Dated Y Know He Looked like He
Was Constantly Wearing a Sweater?

MON: [Bites Her lip BRIGHT red] A Little Chest hair.

RACH; Oh An actuall Man Y know with out Making Himself Look Totally Disgusting

[Joey Stiffles a laugh They all look at Him exept Chandler He's STILL Digging IN The Fridge Trying to
Hide His BRight Red Face]

Joey: Exuse me [He Walks Out in the hall and tehre is a EXPLOSION of Laughter

RACH: What Else

PHEB Is he Cute?

MON: mmmmm Yeah

RACH: Oh! My Turn!!!! Uh Is He He FUNNY???

MON: VERY!!!!!! Thats One of the Thing that makes him Cute

RACH/PHOE: OOOOHHH

CHAN Y KNow I'm Gonna Leve Buh Bye

MON: Sweetly] Bye

CHAN [ Sweetly Bye]

PHOE: So Is he good looking?

MON: Yes

RACH: SMart

MON: Yes

PHOE:Do You LOVE Him

MON: I Think

RACH: Yes Or NO

MON: OK YES!

RACH and Phoebe Just Sigh* :)

Cut to Later WAY Later They aren't still Talking about Monica's "Secret Love" Until....

[ Ross walks in the GIrls apartment Chandler and Monica Are holding hands but they can't tell everyone is
there then Ross walks in he puts Down His bag Of Pigion Feed

ROSS: Mon can I ask You a Question?

MON: Shoot.

ROOS: Who Were You Haveing sex with yesterday afternoon

RACH: yeah Mon WHO?

MON: That wasn't Me

ROSS: Then Who?

CHAN: J... J... MMMMM.....Joey!!!!!!!

RACH: You were having Sex in Our apartment

JOEY: UH Uh UH UH Ummm Yeah Yes I was

PHOE: No He wasn't!!!!!!!! We were out At NOON Buying Bird Seed For Ross

RACH: OK First What is It with you and The seed what is it to you Like... Like ... a DRUG

ROSS: I Just Like Feeding the Pigions [Sheepish]

RACH: No No It's defenatly Seed Or should I say Weed!!!!!

[Chandler and Monica sneek out of the apartment Probably into chandler's room]

RACH: OH Hey Where'd They Go!!!!!!!!!!!?????????

Later at The COffee Shop It's just The wemen The men are out doing thier "Maly" Things

PHOE: Is he Romantic

MON: sometimes

RACH: Has He told you He Loved You

MON: Might Have

RACH Has He Gave You any Gifts

MON: [smiling] Maybe....

PHOE:What'd he Get Ya Huh?/ Huh? Huh?

[Puts OUt Her arm and Shows The VERY Expensive Breclet]

RACH: OH My God.... He Must Be Bill gates

MON: No

PHOE I want I want I want I want

RACH: Ross never Got ME anything THAT Nice

MON: Yes He did You were just too busy Returning it to APPRICIATE IT!!!!

[ She smiles Evilly Rach Just Glares at Her Monica Glares Back and Phoebe backs Off SLOWLY]

[ Chandler is watching Baywatch and Monica Comes in He sees her and Turns off the Tv tHEN wALKS
oVER tO HER]

MON: Hey You [Shuts Door]

CHAN[Slyly] Heey

[Chan Goes over and kisses her Really Passionatly Monica Swings Her Arms Around His neck and The
Bracelet Falls Off They Work Themselves into Chandler's Room]

[Time Lapse The Guys apartmen We only See Chandlers Shirt off on the chair and Chan Chan's Door Is
Shut And Has a Tie Hanging off the Knob[Sorry Silverstien Had to use that:) We See a Close Up Of
Mon's Bracelet on the floor Rachel Walks IN and Smiles Slyly]

[Walks over To The Entertainment unit and Grabs a book we can Only think "Little Wemen" She's about
to Leave But the Notices Monica's Bracelt On the Floor She Bends Down Grabs It Looks Around and
Stands Up]

RACH[Thoughts]: OH Look an InScription Monica Love You Forever and always [Puts a hand on her chest
and sighs when She does that Monica is able to sneak out of chandler's and into the bathroom REALLY
Quick Now she is Reading the Last word Of the INScription] love [She Puts Her hand over her Mouth in
shock] ChandLer OH MY GOD

Closing Credits

[We see Ross Sitting in Central Park With an old Man Slumped over He Looks Dead and Ross has a Bag Of
what Else PIGION FEED! Singing In the Rain Is Playing IN the Backround Because it's Raining And He
has a Grin ON His face]

ROSS: Hey Mr. McFeely Isn't this Just FUN!!!!! Isn't it ? Huh [Pause] Of Coarse it is .

[We see What appears to be tourist Takes a Snap Shot of Him and walks off The Screen Fades BLack and
Then We Hear Singing in the Rain For Five secondsAfter the Blank Screen.
 

OK well Thats My FIRST Fan-Fic E-mail To Quit If i'm Just Making a BIG Fool Outta myself But Be Gentle I'm Fragile Thank
You