The One With All The Sadness
Written by: AmberSilver @ AmberSilver@studentcenter.org

Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to me but to Bright, Kauffman and Crane.

(Moinca and Chandler's, This takes place after the Unagi)
Monica: I just need to be far, far away from you right now!

Chandler: Monica, I'm sorry!

Monica: That's not enough! I can't believe this! You and me are over!

Chandler: For how long?

Monica: Until I'm not angry anymore!

Chandler: God, she's so uptight!

(Monica and Chandler's room, Monica is crying)

(Britney Spears "Sometimes" refrain is playing in the background)
And if you really want me
Move Slow
There's something about me you'll just have to know
Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you but all I want to do is hold you tight
Hold you tight
Treat you right
Baby all I want is for you to hold me tight

Monica: Why always me? It's not fair!(She had just stopped crying and then she started again)

(Living room of Chandler and Monica's)

(Goo Goo Dolls "Iris" is playing)

Chandler: Why is Mon so P.O'd about a tape?

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
And I don't want the world to see me
I just want you to know who I am

Chandler: Why am I so depressed? I'm beginning to feel like Ross!

Ross: Was that supposed to be a compliment? 'Cause it wasn't very nice!

Chandler: Whatever!

(Monica and Chandler's room)
Rachel: Monica, you're beginning to sound like Pheobe!

Monica: Quiet Rachel! I'm doing my meditation!

Rachel: Yeah, you're so crazy you meditated yourself into this meditation!

Pheobe: Mean Rachel! Making fun of meditation and me!

Monica: Shut up, both of you! I can't even  meditate in peace!
(Phoebe and Rachel shutup)
Monica: Okay, chat and fight all you want. I'm done.

(Phoebe and Rachel start exchanging cusses)
Monica: Quiet! You're ruining my aura!

Pheobe/Rachel: Heee-lllppp!

(The living room of Chandler and Monica)
Joey: Y'know, Backstreet Boys are in town.(I know that they're out of style but no one else is easier than them.)

Chandler: I have the perfect idea! Where's the phone?

Ross: Here(Hands him phone)

Chandler: Thanks(Dials number)

Chandler: Hey, do you think I could have a private performance of the Backstreet Boys?

Man on phone: Yeah, but you'd have to pay. When?

Chandler: Around...7:00?

Man: Sure. Where?

Chandler: Roswell Apartments, Number 18?

Man: Sure. Your total will be 0.00.

Chandler: What? Wow, you're nice!

Man: I'm sorta psycic and I have a feeling this performance is very important for you.

Chandler: Thanks again! Bye!

Chandler: The Backstreet Boys are coming to this apartment to perform in 20 minutes! Ross, Joey help me get Mon out of the bedroom.

(Knock on door. Chandler gets it)
BSB: Hey! We're here to perform.

Chandler: Okay.(Just then the gang comes out)

(BSB is performing "I Want it That Way")
(I have the cd but forgot the lyrics. Sawwry!)
(Song ends and they leave)
Monica: I forgive you.

Chandler: Thank God!(Fishes in his pocket for something and brings it out) Monica, will you marry me?

Monica: Chandler, I don't think we should be a couple anymore(His face falls) I think we should be married!
Yes! Yes! I will marry you! I do! I do!

(They kiss)
(Jessica Simpson's I Wanna Love you Forvever is playing in the background)
I wanna love you forever
And this all I'm asking of you
100,00 lifetimes together
I wanna love you forever
 

Cast
Monica........................................Courteney Cox Arquette
Chandler.....................................Matthew Perry
Rachel..........................................Jennifer Aniston
Ross..............................................David Schwimmer
Phoebe..........................................Lisa Kudrow
Joey...............................................Matt LeBlanc
BSB................................................As Themselves