This fanfic takes place in the day after The One With The Two Weddings. As I said before, when we wrote this last fanfic, Raquel was a Ross & Rachel fan, but, when we wrote this one, she wasn’t anymore. Please, Ross and Rachel fans forgive us. Ok, like I always say, we’re brazilian, forgive us for any grammar mistakes and give us feedback....
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(scene: in the casino)
(Phoebe is lurking a guy and talking with Joey)

PHOEBE: What a drama! Ross and Rachel got married by mistake after drinking too much...
JOEY: Yeah, and then found out that they love each other and got married again because the papers were wrong...
PHOEBE: (interrupting) Oh, he gave up!! (running to the machine and screaming) MINE!!! MINE!!!!
JOEY: I found my hand twin and I’m going to be rich....
PHOEBE: And Chandler and Monica got married. Damnit!!
JOEY: Why?
PHOEBE: Now I owe Rachel 50 dolars!!
JOEY: Oh, yeah... Don’t mention anything around Ross!!

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(scene: Ross and Rachel’s room)

RACH: We’re crazy! We got married twice in the same day!!
ROSS: Rach, I’ve got something to tell you....
RACH: What is it?
(Ross looks at Rachel with a sad “Forgive me” look and she doesn’t undestand.)
RACH: What happened?
ROSS: I think I’m going to get divorced for the 3rd time...
RACH: (atonished) Oh, no! I can’t believe it!
ROSS: Rach, we were confused! We don’t really want it! It was a mistake!
RACH: No, Ross! We love each other!!
ROSS: Not anymore. It’s over!
(Ross goes away and leaves Rachel alone in the room)

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(scene: The Casino’s buffet)
(Phoebe, Joey, Monica and Chandler are there talking about the last night when Ross comes in, depressed)

EVERYBODY (EXCEPT ROSS, OF COUSE): Hi Ross! / Hey, man! / Where’s your wife?
ROSS: We’re getting a divorce.
PHOEBE: WHAT??
CHAN: What are you talking about??
MON: Why? Don’t you love each other??
ROSS: That was a mistake! We were confused!! (author’s note: Dejá vu?)
MON: And Rachel? Did she accepted that?
ROSS: No... She’s upstairs. I think she’s crying...
(Monica and Phoebe run to Rachel)
CHAN: Hey man... I’m sorry...
JOEY: I’m hungry!
(The other two look at him with a reproval look)
JOEY: It’s true!!
CHAN: Oh, man, you’re really insensitive!
JOEY: Ok, I’m gonna see the girls.

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(scene: Ross and Rachel’s room)
(The girls are sitting in the bed with Rachel- who’s still crying)

RACH: Why did he do this to me? I love him!!
MON: Honey, I’m sorry, but I think he’s right...
PHOEBE: Yeah, hating someone in one minute and loving him in the other is insane!!
MON: And you forgot that he slept with somebody else? This is unforgiveable!
RACH: But we were on a break...
PHOEBE: And think by my side, if you and Mon got married, I would be left out!!
(Joey comes in)
JOEY: Hey, Rach, don’t cry! Think by my side: if Chandler and Ross got married, I would be left out!!
(Monica and Rachel look scared at Joey)
JOEY: Ok, Pheebs, it’s time to work!!
PHOEBE: Yay! Let’s go!!
( the two of them go away really excited, leaving Monica with Rachel – who’s STILL crying...)
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(scene: A street)
(the 3 “partners” are working)

PHOEBE: Take a look at this amazing phenomenon!! IDENTICAL HANDS!!! If he loses his hands, he can donate his to him and noone would notice the diference, because there IS NO diference!!!!!

(And, like in the first day, Phoebe hat fills)

JOEY: We’re going to be rich!! I’m gonna have money to buy my hand-shape mansion!!!

(Rachel arrives, she’s not crying anymore)

PHOEBE: So? Are you better, Rach?
RACH: Yeah, I realised that Ross is right...
JOEY: That’s so great!! You moved on!!
RACH: Yeah...

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(scene: in the casino)
(Monica and Chandler are walking and chatting)

MON: So, now we’re married!!
CHAN: Yeah, isn’t it weird?
MON: It doesn’t make any difference, but I still love ya!!
CHAN: Hum, I love you too!

(they kiss and Joey arrives)

JOEY: Hey, lovebirds!
MON & CHAN: Hi Joey / Hey man!
JOEY: And now, what’s the married couple going to do?
CHAN: Well, first I’m going to pose naked for a gay magazine, then I think I’m going to become a priest....

(Joey glares at Chandler)

JOEY: Seriously...
MON: I don’t know!! Everything looks the same!
JOEY: Ok, Mrs. Bing!
MON: What?
JOEY: Yeah, now your last name’s Bing...

(Monica makes a face, but sees that Chandler is looking at her, so she gives him a fake smile)

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(scene: Ross and Rachel’s room)
(Ross is packing, because they’re coming back the next day, Rachel comes in)

RACH: Hey!
ROSS: Hey! Are you still upset?
RACH: No, you’re right, we’re history. But someday we’re going to find our soul mate.
ROSS: Not while we’re with this ink in our face!

(They laugh)

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(scene: in the casino)
(It’s the “coming back” day)

JOEY: (to his hand-twin) Please, come with me!! We’re gonna make so much money together!!
HTWIN: No, stay you here!! People in New York don’t care about those kind of stuff!
JOEY: Oh, I can’t... It’s gonna be so hard living without you!!
HTWIN: It’s gonna be so hard living without the money.... Ok, I’ll go with ya!
JOEY: Yay man!!

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(scene: in the casino)
(Everyone’s there, ready to go, Joey and his hand-twin arrive)

JOEY: Hey, everyone! Guess who’s coming with us!!
PHOEBE: Ross!
CHAN: My evil twin.
PHOEBE: (like a buzzer) Peeeeeehh!!! Wrong!! I guessed it!
RACH: I’m sure you did, Pheebs...
JOEY: Ok, this game can take a lot of time. The correct answer is: HIM!! (pointing at his hand-twin)
EVERYONE: Ooooooooohh....
HTWIN: My name’s John!
JOEY: (correcting his answer) JOHN!!
EVERYONE: Ooooooooohh....
PHOEBE: Wow! Then he can live with Joey and Chandler and Monica can live together!! After all, they’re married...
MON: That’s it!! That’s what people do when they get married!
CHAN: That’s what changes!! Oh, Mon, you’re so smart!! I love you!
MON: I love you too!
PHOEBE: (making an angry face) Hey, I’m the one who found it out!!
CHAN: Oh, Pheebs, you’re so smart!! I love you!
PHOEBE: I know!
ROSS: LET’S GO!!
RACH: And me? Who am I gonna live with?
PHOEBE: Humm... I don’t know!!
JOEY: Hey, Phoebe lives alone! You can live with Phoebe!
PHOEBE: Yay! I live alone! You can live with me!
RACH: Yeah, you live alone!! I can live with you!
PHOEBE: What a great idea, Rach!
JOEY: Yeah, Rach, you rock! I don’t know how there are so smart people in the world! (actually meaning it)

(The others look at each other with an “Oh my God!!” look and John is clueless)

ROSS: Ok, as much as this conversation is really interesting and instructive... (screaming) WE’VE GOTTA GO!!!!!!

(everybody run to the door and go)

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(scene: In the plane)
(Joey, Phoebe and John are talking)

JOEY: Hey, what if we become rich, are we going to forget about the gang and ditch everyone?
PHOEBE: Of course! No one helped us!
JOHN: I don’t care, I just wanna be rich real fast and get out of here, because you guys are crazy!
PHOEBE: Yeah, I think so too!! Let’s run away and bomb the Earth!
JOEY: Cool!!

   ***************THE END***************
        By Manuela Bernardi & Raquel Sampaio