Hi, this is my first attempt at writing a fanfic, so sorry if it sucks (which it probably does) but I promise they’ll get better. This is the first one in my mini-series, it takes place after the series 6 finale. Could you please, please email me with you’re feedback even if it’s negative feedback, every writer needs feedback, so email me at Kams_fanfics@hotmail.com Sorry if I favour some characters (C & M) But without further ado I present to you my fanfic.

Scene: Coffee house,

Ross: Hi and welcome back, so the last episode was pretty great huh? Chandler and Monica getting married, who would’ve thought it my best friend and my sister getting married. Anyway while on the subject of marriage Phoebe and Rachel were getting jealous so jealous that they decided they needed to get some back-up guys that they’d marry if they weren’t already married by the time they were 40. I’m Rachel’s and Joey’s Phoebe’s. Oh on the subject of Joey he bought a boat the "Mr Beaumont". We left off with Chandler and Monica dancing, so that’s all I can tell you, how have you all been?

OPENING CREDITS

Scene: Chandler, Monica and Phoebe’s apartment, the following morning, They are all eating breakfast.

Joey: I can’t believe you guys are engaged.
Chandler and Monica: I know. (they kiss)
Ross: So when’s the wedding gonna be?
Monica: We’re gonna take the cancellation wedding so in two months soJuly some time.
Rachel: Oh yey a summer wedding!
Phoebe: Oh you’re so lucky.
Monica: I know.
Ross: You alright Chandler you haven’t said much.
Chandler: I just can’t believe I’m getting married.
Joey: Yeah it is kind of scary.
Chandler: Kind of?!
Monica: Do you not want to get married?
Chandler: No, no, no I do but I’m just scared, but I’ll be fine.
Monica: Good, coz you’re going down that isle even if I have to drag you down there myself!
Ross: Which she could probably do.
Chandler: huh?
Rachel: did you forget she’s freakishly strong.
Chandler: Well she won’t have to coz I’m gonna walk down that isle all by Myself (Monica kisses him)
Joey: there’s my boy.
(Others stare at him)
Phoebe: did you just say there’s my boy?
Joey: Yeah, I’m testing out different ways to talk on my boat.
Rachel: Why can’t you just talk normally.
Joey: Would you keep up, the Mr Beuomont is a posh boat gotta talk right.
Monica: You do realise you won’t be able to take girls on there and say "how you doin" then.
Ross: Yeah, Joe how you doin isn’t exactly posh.
Joey: Well then I’ll guess I’ll just talk like me then.

Scene: Continued from earlier, except now only Chandler and Monica are there, they are chandler’s chair cuddling like in TOWT Cop.

Monica: So are you feeling better about this whole marriage thing now?
Chandler: Yeah, I wouldn’t have asked if I wasn’t.
Monica: Did you go to Richards?
Chandler: Yeah.
Monica: What did he say?
Chandler: That he would back down and when I found you not to ever let you go
Monica: Aw, that’s so sweet.
Chandler: Hey not too sweet, he tried to steal my girlfriend from me!
Monica: but he didn’t.
Chandler: good job too, I think I’d die if I didn’t have you.
Monica: Aw, that’s so sweet, me too.
Chandler: Do I get a reward for being so sweet?
Monica: I always reward (she kisses him)

Scene: Joey and Rachel’s, Joey and Ross are playing on the playstation

Joey: (not taking his eyes of the screen) So did you dump Elizabeth?
Ross: Yeah, she through a waterbomb at me.
Joey: cool!
Ross: What?
Joey: I said the game was cool.
Ross: Oh I thought you were talking about Elizabeth throwing waterbombs at me!
Joey: Oh that’s cool too oops! So this games great huh?

Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there.

Rachel: How come we don’t have boyfriends like Chandler?
Phoebe: Do we want boyfriends like Chandler?
Rachel: Well he makes Monica happy.
Phoebe: Yeah, well the reason we don’t is because we send out negative Vibes.
Rachel: Yeah right.
Phoebe: no we do, when we get near guys we scare them off because they think we want to settle down and marry them the next day!
Rachel: that’s crazy.
Phoebe: But true.
Rachel: I just want a boyfriend.
Gunther: You called?
Rachel: no I said I want a boyfriend.
Gunther: Yeah.
Rachel: No, I want a boyfriend.
Gunther: (down) Oh sorry carry on!
Phoebe: What’s up with Gunther?
Rachel: Probably wants a girlfriend.
Phoebe: Well one of us could, you know.
Rachel: I guess.
Phoebe: No way.
Rachel: I completely agree (they laugh really hard)

Scene: Continued from earlier, Ross and Joey are now there, Monica and chandler enter.

Rachel: Hey how are the Bings?
Monica: God I’m gonna have to get used to that awful name now.
Chandler: Hey!
Monica: Sorry sweetie (to others) We’re fine.
Phoebe: Who’s gonna be your maid of honour?
Monica: You mean maids!
Rachel: We both get to be the maid or maids of honour?
Monica: you sure do!
Rachel & Phoebe: Yey! (the girls hug)
Ross: And chandler who’s gonna be your best man?
Chandler: (lying but Ross doesn’t pick this up) Joey!
Joey: Yes!
Ross: What!
Chandler: Just kidding, if you were allowed two I’m allowed two, you’re my best men!
Joey & Ross: Yes! (the guys man hug)
Then they all turn to each other and hug!

Scene: Coffee house,

Rachel: when are we going dress shopping?
Monica: Two weeks today.
Phoebe: That’s ages away.
Chandler: the weddings not till July!
Ross: Have you called Mom and Dad yet?
Monica: No not yet, Chandler’s offered to do it though.
Chandler: No, chandler is being forced to do it.
Joey: Why don’t you want to do it? Wouldn’t it be like revenge for all the years they’ve nagged you to get married?
Monica: Yeah but they’d only find something else to nag me about like hair, kids, weight, job,
Rachel: Whoa back up do you want kids anytime soon?
Monica: Rachel don’t scare Chandler, I want to marry him.
Rachel: Sorry chandler.
Chandler: (relieved) That’s ok.
Phoebe: She scared you for a minute there didn’t she?
Chandler: (looks at Monica then at phoebe) No comment!
Everyone laughs including Monica!

ENDING CREDITS

Chandler, Monica and Phoebe’s. chandler and Monica are watching Tv, her heads on his lap, and he’s playing with her hair. The phone rings

Chandler: People sure pick their times.
Monica: Hang on I’ll get it (picks up the phone) Hello, hi Joe what’s up
Chandler: (Quietly to Monica) I’ll kill him.
Monica: (to chandler) shhh (to Joey) Sorry what’s wrong Joe, ok I’ll tell him, you keep looking! Bye
Chandler: What’s he lost?
Monica: The chick.
Chandler: Little Yasmines gone!
Monica: No, we’ll find her no matter how much I hate them, come on
They exit and enter Joey and Rachel’s apartment. As they do the light go on and the guys pop up and scream
Everyone: Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chandler: What the?
Phoebe: Happy engagement!
Ross: this is our little engagement party before the real one.
Monica: We get two? (everyone nods) Yey
Chandler: But the chicks alright right?
Joey: Yep, you can come out now guys (the chick and the duck come out of the bathroom)
Rachel: did we scare ya chandler?
Chandler: (lying) No (half giving in) A little (totally giving up) Yes!
Everyone laughs

THE END!
 

Okay so it’s not the best fanfic in the world, in-fact it’s probably the worst. But they’ll get better.

Next episode: Chandler and Monica tell their parents, Rachel and Phoebe move back in to their apartment, Ross sees Paul (Elizabeth’s Dad) at the bank. Joey dates a girl who can’t speak English! Till then bye bye!