SCENE: Monica & Rachel's apartment.  Joey & Rachel are  the only ones there.

RACH: This is like one of my last times living in this apartment.

JOEY: Well you have all of next week since Mon & Chandler will be on their
honeymoon.

RACH: Yeah buts that when I'm packing all my stuff up.

JOEY: I still can't believe they are getting married tommarow.  Well I have
to go.  Chandler's bachlor party starts in a hour.  Where is Monica by the
way?  Is she going to have a party?

RACH: Pheebs & I wanted to give her a party but she couldn't get off work
since she will be gone all next week.

JOEY: Oh well you can come to Chandler's party but then you will have to be a
stripper!

RACH: Ok why don't you go leave now because I'm not going to go to the party
to be a stripper.  Anyway have fun & if you have a stripper don't sleep with
her this time!

JOEY: Ok bye Rachel.

SCENE: Chandler's bachlor party which is in his & Joey's apartment.  A lot of
people are there.

JOEY: Here have a drink my buddy.

CHAN: Thanks for the party but I'm not going to drink.

JOEY: Why not?

CHAN: I don't want to have a hangover at my wedding!

JOEY: Oh yeah good idea!

ROSS: Tommarow you will be my brother in law!!

CHAN: I know.

ROSS: Well are you nervous?

CHAN: Yes, I am so nervous like what if it dosen't work out.

ROSS: Don't worry it will work out.  Just at your wedding say Monica.  Ok?

CHAN:(Sacrastic) Oh man I was planning on say Janice!(Ross looks at him kinda
upset) Oh I'm sorry.  Of coarse I will say Monica.(This really drunk guy
comes out to them.  He is a guy that works with Chandler.)

DG(drunk guy): Wow you are getting married!  What's the girls name again?

CHAN: Her name is Monica.

DG: Oh yeah.  Have fun.  Oh & do you have anymore drinks.

CHAN: um...you see that guy.  His name is Joey.  Ask him because he helped
plan this party.  Ok & I hope you have too!

DG: Yeah.  Nice talking to you Chuck.(he leaves.)

ROSS: So when did Chuck become your name?

CHAN: I dunno.  That guy is too drunk.

SCENE: This is the next afternoon getting ready for the wedding.  Phoebe &
Rachel are helping Monica get ready.

MON: I am getting married!

RACH: Ok just don't leave Chandler there.

MON: What kind of stupid person would.(She remembers that Rachel did.)  What
kind of stupid person would leave Chandler there.  I'm sorry I didn't mean it!

RACH: It's ok.  Yeah who would leave Chandler standing there.  I mean I had
good reasons for leaving Barry there.  Right?

PHOE: Of coarse.  Wow Monica this is like the best Karma of your I have ever
seen.  I am so happy for you.  Come on lets have a big group hug!(They all go
hug.)

SCENE: Joey & Ross are helping Chandler get ready.

ROSS: So your plane leaves right after the reception?

CHAN: Yeah.  We decided to leave then so we could sleep on the plane.  Then
when we get to Hawaii we can go to our room, maybe sleep for a hour & get
ready to go.

JOEY: So you are gonna spend your first night as a married couple on a plane.
 Most people do other things.

CHAN: Well we need to sleep because that morning we are going to this little
place where you can swim with the dolphins.

JOEY: Can I come too?

ROSS:(ignoring Joey) Well that sounds fun!  Where's your luggage?

CHAN: In the car that you guys well put shaving cream on & write just married.

JOEY: Oh that car!  I knew it!(Ross looks at him angerly)

CHAN: Knew what?

JOEY: Um......that you had a car.  Yeah that's it I knew you had a car.(Ross
looks at him with I can't believe you.)

CHAN: Ok well the wedding is going to start in 5 minutes.  So we better get
in our spots!

SCENE: The wedding.  The minister is talking now.

MINISTER: So do you Chandler take thee Monica in sickness & in health to
death depart you.( I'm sorry I don't know how it goes but I'm just going to
say this is how it goes!)

CHAN:(smiles sweetly at Monica) I do.

MINISTER: Do you Monica take thee Chandler in sickness & in health to death
depart you.

MON:(smiles sweetly at Chandler) I do.

MINISTER: With all the powers invested in me I now declare you husband &
wife.  You now may kiss the bride.(They have a sweet passionate kiss.)

SCENE: The reception.

RACH: I can't believe you are now Monica Bing!

MON: Oh I know!

CHAN:(gives Monica a kiss) Hey girls.

RACH/PHOE: Congratulations!!

CHAN/MON: Thanks!

CHAN: Anyway it is time to throw the flowers & I have to throw the garter.

Monica throws the bouquet Phoebe catches it.  Then Chandler throws the garter
& Joey catches that.

MON: It looks like you too will have to dance together.

PHOE: Ok Joey can dance?

JOEY: Of coarse I can dance.  I'm not Chandler.

CHAN: Hey, I can dance!

JOEY: Look I'm Chandler.  Could my dance BE any worse?(Joey does a Chandler
dance.)

CHAN: Ok well I don't dance like that in front of everyone.

JOEY: Prove it & dance with Monica.

CHAN: Fine.  Come on Monica.

Phoebe & Joey are dancing next to them.  Actually Chandler can dance pretty
good.

PHOE: Did you take lessons?

CHAN: Well kinda. Monica taught me.

JOEY: You must be one good teacher!  Will you teach me?

MON: You already can dance.  However next song I will dance with you, ok?

JOEY: Yeah that would be great.

SCENE: Later that night.  Monica & Chandler are getting ready to leave.

MRS.BING: Honey, before I go to California I just wanted to say best of luck.

CHAN: Thanks mom!

MRS.BING: I am so glad you found a wonderful girl like Monica.  Well I have
to go.  Have fun on your honeymoon.(Chandler hugs her & she kisses him on the
cheeks.)

MON: Bye Mrs.Bing.  Thanks for coming!

MRS.BING: You can call me mom now.  Now you take care of my boy.

MON: Oh I will.(Mrs.Bing kisses Monica on the cheeks too.  Then she leaves.)

JUDY: Well finally my girl got married.  Anyway best of luck.

MON: Thanks mom!

JACK: Well Chandler welcome to the family.  Please take of my little
Harmonica.

CHAN: Don't worry I will.  Bye!(Monica's parents leave.)

MON: Well we have to leave.  Rachel take care of the apartment.(She goes hugs
Rachel & Phoebe.)  Bye Phoebe.  Ok bye Ross & Joey.(She gives them a hug too.)

CHAN: Ok thanks for coming.  Tell the chick & the duck that I will be home
soon & don't forget to feed them.

JOEY: I won't.(They shake hands which turns into a hug.)

RACH:(crying) I am so happy for you guys.  Have fun!(Chandler goes hugs Ross,
Phoebe, & Rachel goodbye.)

SCENE: Monica & Rachel's apartment.  Everyone but Monica & Chandler are there.

PHOE: Hey Joey I thought you were going to invite a date to the wedding.

JOEY: I was going to but then I decieded I would rather hang out with my
friends!

RACH: Hey does anyone want ice cream?

ALL: Yeah.

RACH: Ok this is Monica's favorite kind of ice cream & she never lets me eat
it but since she is gone I can eat it.(Everyone starts digging in.)

JOEY: This is good stuff.  No wonder it's her favorite kind!

ROSS:  Yeah she use to eat this stuff up in high school so fast.  Hey Joey
what are you doing?

JOEY(he is by the tv): Well I thought I might have left my baywatch tape here
because one night when Rachel wasen't home Monica gave me the keys to go
watch this tape because her & Chandler were busy & I came in here but left my
tape!  Hey what tape is this?

RACH: What does it say?

JOEY: Well it looks like Ross's handwriting but it looks like with this
handwriting that he could be 6.

PHOE: Put it in.  Maybe he was 6!

ROSS: I'm sure it's just a dinosaur movie.

RACH: Then why would it be here?

Joey puts in the movie.  It turns out to be the porn movie Ross, Phoebe, &
Rachel made when they were drunk!

ALL: OH MY GOD!

JOEY:  This is funny.  When did you guys make this?

RACH: Oh that was when we were drunk!  I can tell cuz look at all of those
bottles lying around!  I can't believe I took it home!

ENDING SCENE

SCENE: The airplane.

ANNOUCER:  You are now landing in Hawaii.  Have a nice stay.

Chandler just woke up.

CHAN: Monica.  Wake up we are here!

MON: That was a short flight!

CHAN: Not really.  You just went to sleep right when we got on the plane.

MON: Oh when did we change?

CHAN: After the reception.  Remember?

MON: Oh yeah.  Ok come on lets go & get to our room.

CHAN:  Ok lets go Mrs. Bing!

MON:(she goes kisses him.) I can't believe I got married!

CHAN: I can't believe I married the prettiest girl in the whole world, who is
also sweet & caring!

MON: Well for that, tonight you are getting a special treat!  Now lets get
off the plane!

END
 

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Trisha