Scene: Rachels & Monica's apartment. The whole gang is there besides Chandler.
ROSS: Hey Monica, where is Chandler? I need to tell him something.
MON: He's at work. Why do you need to talk to him? Is it about me?
RACH: Well isen't someone I know being a little nosy.
MON: Well I was just wondering!
ROSS: No it isen't about you. It's about stuff though!
PHOE: Oh can I talk for just a minute!
ALL: Yeah sure.
PHOE: Ok well I am gonna go see the babies today & will anyone come with me?
RACH: I'm sorry but I have to work!
JOEY: I'll come but I will have to leave before Baywatch comes on.
MON/ROSS: I got to go to work too.
PHOE: Ok lets go
Scene: Phoebe & Joey visiting the babies!
JOEY: I'm glad you put name tags on them, otherwise I wouldn't know who is who!
PHOE: Oh ok good for you! But Joey will you change Leslie?
JOEY: Change her?
PHOE: Yeah like her diaper.
JOEY: Diaper? Um.....I have to go away now. Talk to you later!
PHOE: Joey! COME
Scene: Chandler & Joey's apartment. Ross & Chandler are there.
ROSS: Oh good you're home. I need to talk to you.
CHAN: Well talk fast for I have a date with the most beautiful person in the world.
ROSS: You are cheating on my sister!!
CHAN: NO! I'm talking about your sister!
ROSS: Oh ok I get
it. Well anyway I really need to talk to you. Here goes....
Scene: Mon & Rach's apartment. Joey just walked in. Only Monica is home.
JOEY: Hey Mon. I thought you had to work.
MON: I just got back. They only needed me for 3 hours.
JOEY: Ok well you know I went to visit the babies with Phoebe. Well she wanted me to change them.
JOEY: Did you hear me? CHANGE THEM!!(He is screaming!)
MON: I heard you the first time. Whats so bad about that?
JOEY: I don't change babies. It's gross.
MON: Well Joey you
are going to have to get use to changing diapers. You might have to soon.
(As Mon said that Chandler
CHAN: Are you trying to tell me something?
MON: Oh hi sweetie!(she goes over & gives him a sweet little kiss.)
JOEY: Well I have to go! Bye!
MON/CHAN: Bye Joe!
CHAN: Before we go I have to give this to you.( He gives her a box.)
MON: Honey, this is the prettiest locket. How did you know I always wanted one of these.
CHAN: Actually Ross told me but read the outside.
MON: I love you Monica. Oh Chandler this is so sweet! Ok so where are we going tonight?
CHAN: I was thinking of that little Italian resturant.
MON: Ok but tommarow remember we are going to talk about the wedding, right?
CHAN: Yeah with
the rest of the gang! By the way what did you mean to Joey that he would
have to learn to change babies
MON: Honey, I was trying to tell him that someday he might have kids of his own.
CHAN: Ok well I just want to tell you that I love you, & if you become pregnant then I want to be the first to know.
MON: I love you too, & of coarse I would tell you first but I'm not.
(They have a long passionate kiss.)
MON: Well lets go!
Scene: Later that night the whole gang is at Central Perk.
MON: Hey Ross can I talk to you alone?
ROSS: Yeah. What's wrong?
MON: Nothing. I just wanted to thank you for telling Chandler that I always wanted a locket! But how did you know?
remember when you were little you would always walk around the house with
the paper locket you made. So
then I told Chandler that it would make the perfect gift. Now I do not know why he gave it to you today. I was thinking more of a
birthday gift but hey he's your finacee & I guess he deeply loves you.
MON: Well thanks again.
(They go back to
sit with the others. Joey is in one chair. Rach is in the other. Monica
& Chandler are cuddling on the couch.
Pheobe is on the other side, & Ross is sitting on the arm of Joey's chair.)
RACH: Um....Monica I picked up some bridal magazines for you again. I promise this will be the last time.
PHOE: & here is a baby naming book.
MON: Thanks you guys, but Pheobe I'm not pregnant.
PHOE: Oh I know. It is just for the future.
CHAN: Ok well I'm going to bed. Would anyone like to join me?
MON: Ok I'll be up in a second.
ROSS: I am really happy for you guys but again I don't need to hear this.
CHAN: I'm sorry. Well see you guys tommarow.
MON: Rachel, Can you turn off my lights since I won't be there tonight?
RACH: Yeah sure. Just don't have your finacee waiting.
At Central Perk. Everyone is there but Monica & Chandler.
JOEY: Do you think Monica would mind if I slept in her bed?
JOEY: This sucks! I don't want to hear them all night!
ALL: Ok just shut up & sleep in Mon's bed.
ROSS: I get Ben tommarow so I better clean my apartment.
ALL: Ok Bye Ross. (Ross leaves.)
PHOE: Tommarow is Saturday! I get to help Monica.
RACH: But her & Chandler are discussing the wedding. They want ot be alone.
PHOE: I know. That's
why me & Joey are going to be playing Jacks in the kitchen & whenever
they say something we are going
to go oh I like that idea too.
JOEY: Yeah. It will look like we aren't listening but we really will be.
RACH: Ok you guys
can do you little secret jack playing game, but I'm going to bed so Joey
if you want in the apartment you
better come now!
JOEY: Ok bye Pheebs. See you tommarow at 10. Remember the Jacks.
PHOE: Ok goodnight.(They
leave.) Oh I can wait until tommarow. Rachel will be sorry because I will
know everything about the
wedding & she will be begging for me to tell her!
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