The One With The Hockey

NOTE: This one may seem short, it’s because most of it doesn’t have words.

[Scene: Outside Central Perk. The gang is standing there, looking at a sign that says Closed for the holiday. They look shocked and sad, they then walk next door to another coffee shop.]

Opening Credits

[Scene: Central Perk, the gang, Jeffery and  minus Chandler are there. You pick where they’re sitting!]

Rachel: So, what’re we going to do this year?

Ross: Same as always?

Gjoey: And that would be?

Joey: Nothing.

[Chandler comes in the door holding a hockey stick.]

Chandler: Hey guys!

Everyone: [depressed] Hi!

Chandler: Woah! Bad mood in here today. [pauses, then gets all excited.] Wanna play some street hockey?

Monica: With Rollerblades?

Chandler: Of course! Why?

Rachel: Cos she doesn’t know how to skate!

Chandler: That’s okay, I’ll teach you. Its not hard.

Jeffery: Besides, you can guard Chandler.

Chandler: haha! Anyway, wanna play?

Pheebs: Sure, I learned how to Rollerblade when I was going out with, oh remember the guy. He couldn’t keep his mouse in the house as Gunther said.

Everyone minus JoeyB and Jeffery: Oh yeah!

Chandler: So we’re on?

Monica: Of course! When does everyone wanna play?

Joey: Tomorrow evening?

Rachel: Sounds good. I need to get some rollerblades.

Monica: Same here. Anyone got some extra sticks, or do we need to get those too?

Chandler: I’ve got one you can borrow.

Monica: Thanks.

[Scene: Some street. Probably behind they’re apartment. It’s empty. The gang and Jeffrey appear on rollerblades. Monica’s clutching Chandlers arm, and the rest are skating really well and doing tricks. Everyones clutching a hockey stick and they’ve got a few balls that they’re hitting back ‘n’ forth as they skate.]

Ross: Okay, here’s perfect. Lets make some goals.

[He, Joey and Joey quickly fine some empty boxes and things and arrange goal posts.]

Rachel: How are we going to pick teams? [pauses, but before Ross can say a thing] And we’re not doing that bunny thing!

Pheebs: Well, anyone dying to be captain?

Chandler: Me!

Gjoey: Me!

Pheebs: I’m getting deja vu! Last time we had sister/brother captains. Oh well.

Chandler: I get to pick first!

Gjoey: Why?

Chandler: Cos I wanted to be a captain first! Anyway, I get Joey!

Gjoey: I get Ross!

Chandler: I get Rachel!

Gjoey: I get Jeffrey!

Chandler: I get Pheebs!

Gjoey: I get Monica.

Monica: [Still holding on to Chandler] Okay, would somebody from my team help me?

[the next part is a series of scenes. Can’t think of any words, so just put your own to the scene!]

[Scene: Monica standing in front of Ross who’s guarding the net. The ball comes towards them. Monica tries to hit it, but falls down.]

[Scene: Chandler has the ball, it’s in front of his net, where Pheebs is. Shows him skating very well through everyone and scoring. After he scores, he puts his hands in the air, like real hockey players.]

[Scene: Ross and Rachel fighting for the ball. Both end up falling and Joey skates up and takes it away.]

[Scene: Gjoey, like Chandler two scenes behind, but instead of scoring, Chandler gets the ball, and passes it to Joey. Joey almost scores, but Monica falling over hits him and he misses.]

[Add some more scenes. In each one Monica gets more competitive, but still can’t skate well, so is having a hard time.]

[Scene: Chandler has the ball. He’s skating down to the end, only Monica to pass. He fakes left, goes right and BANG! Monica and Chandler are down!]
 
Monica: Sorry, sorry!

Chandler: That’s okay.

[Everyone crowds around them and Ross helps Monica to her feet. Joey and Gjoey reach down for Chandler. He stands up.]

Chandler: Owwwww!!!!!

Joey: What’s wrong?

Monica: Are you okay?

Chandler: I think I broke my ankle!

Monica: Oh my god. I’m sorry!

Chandler: Don’t worry about it. I’m okay, just need to go to the hospital.

Rachel: Monica you shouldn’t skate. Last time you broke my ribs, this time it’s Chandlers ankle, who know what will happen next time.

Monica: Very funny. Chandler, I’m sooo sorry. Let’s take you to the hospital.

Chandler: Thanks Mon. You guys can keep playing.

[Everyone nods, and Chandler, holding on to Monica, wobbles away. Monica’s taken off her skate’s, otherwise they’d be in real trouble. :)]

[Scene: Outside the hospital. Chandler and Monica are leaving.]

Chandler: Thanks for coming with me Mon.

Monica: Hey it was nothing. Besides, I get a bit competitive, and when I can’t play the sport... well let’s just say it’s probably a good thing I went with you.

Chandler: Well, I must say, you’re probably the first person I’d pick to  go to a hospital with.

Monica: Thanks. Same goes for me. [Pauses] Well, I mean, you, y’know.

Chandler: [laughing softly] I know.

[They glance at eachother, both thinking back to when they were together. Realizing they’d been staring at eachother for a while, they quickly glance away.]

Closing Credits

[Scene: Central Perk. The gang’s gathered there. Chandler’s got his foot resting on the coffee table.]

Chandler: So... who won?

Rachel: We did!!

Ross: That’s not true! The last goal didn’t count! It was a tied game.

Phoebe: No Ross, we won. You don’t always have to win you know!

Ross: You didn’t win. It was a tie!!!

Joey: Just give it up Ross, we won! Game over!

[Ross starts to talk, but everyone glares at him and he shuts up.]