(I couldn't find a bigger title, sorry)
 

So in this one, R&R are together, C&M are not, let's tell it's around the third season but chandler looks more like in the 4th ok? There is no Richard, no Janis etc...And a last thing...I know that Titanic's a old film now and American Pie's a quite new one but I don't care, I need Titanic to be on cinema and American Pie in VHS, so...
Oh, and the character looks strange...so let's say it's because this mostly takes place when their were younger

[Scene: Central Perk, the gangs is here]
Rachel: So what is 3 of you doing tonight?
Ross: Nothing
Phoebe: Nothing
Joey: Me too
Chandler: Me t...
Rachel: Stop! The 3 first to answer won a place to see Titanic!
Ross: great!
Rachel: So hurry up we'll miss the beginning!
Chandler: That's not faire! (They all leave in a hurry)
Monica: You wanted to see Titanic...
Chandler: No but I hate when I don't win, you usually hate it too, what happened?
Monica: Actually she already told me she won those place, I don't want to spent 4 hours sited when I know ship sinking at the end.
Chandler: Yeah but it's a rrromannntic movie, you usually loooove romantic movies
Monica: Chandler, I haven't got a boyfriend in months, romantic movies actually make me sad
Chandler: I got your point. I rented American Pie, I planed to see it tonight, wanna watch it with me?
Monica: (grins) That would be great

[Scene: later they are watching the movie cuddled together on the couch, They are beer, and food on the table]
Both: (laughing) Ewwwwww disgusting! (I guess you heard about this movie...I didn't saw yet I just sent my brother to rent it, I pay, he go and get it...good deal I think. LOL anyway)
Chandler: Ross and I had the same bet in high school...
Monica: (Surprised) Really?
Chandler: And I won
Monica: (even more surprised) Really?
Chandler: Thanks
Monica: C'mon, seriously...
Chandler: No, but Ross still thinks I did
Monica: Wait, Ross was still... I mean at the end of high school he didn't have...
Chandler: I shouldn't tell you that but he first did it with Carol
Monica: No?
Chandler: Yes
Monica: Oh my god, he used to make fun of me when I told him I only did *it* in the fac!
Chandler: In fact you almost did it before...(Just forget about TOW the thanksgiving flashback please, it's a fanfic, I can do whatever I want)
Monica: (frowns) Chandler, we agreed in never talking about it again didn't we
Chandler: Hey, you won't kill me for one time in, well, 10 years. And you can't stop me keeping dreaming about it
Monica: Chandler! (hits him a little) No, I'm sorry, but I kinda feel uncomfortable about it...
Chandler: Thanks
Monica: No not about it, that was (blushes)...err about how Ross almost caught us and everything, and.....forget about it we were watching a movie
(They focus on the movie but Chandler seems away)

[Scene: almost 10 years before, a party. Chandler and Ross are at the bar drinking a beer(let's say Chandler and Ross are 21 and Rachel and Monica are 19, The two girls are still in High school)]
Chandler: Aren't they late?
Ross: Yeah. Can I ask you a big favour?
Chandler: Tell me before...
Ross: I would like you know...to stay with Rachel...Could you you know...keep Mon away so I can try...you know?
Chandler: (His eyes perk up) Sure
Ross: You know, you dance with her, talk...but not more or you are a dead man
Chandler: (fake laughing) You know me...
Ross: That's why I tell you that...
Chandler: PLEASE! Hey, here they are!
(Monica and Rachel arrive. Monica is not fat, Rachel has her hair as in the first season only they are shorter. They both wear really sexy dresses)(Chandler's eyes bug out his head, He takes his beer and drink it really quickly)
Chandler: (put the empty beer can on the bar) hey girl!
(takes another beer can)
Monica: Hi Chandler, Hey bro
Rachel: Hello!
Ross: (speechless) H-Hi
Chandler: Wanna drink something?
Monica: yes thanks (She takes the beer can he took before)
Ross: Monica!
Chandler: You know I could go in prison because of that?
Rachel: Come on
Ross: Ok (takes 3 beers cans) here you have

(Later: Same as before they are talking.)
Rachel: Monica, I need to make-up, come with me?
Monica: (Looks at Chandler) Sure
(They leave)
Ross: It's working! Chandler, when they are back do anything you want but take Mon away ok?
Chandler: Anything?
Ross: Anything you know I would agree with
Chandler: Oh...

(The bathroom, The girls are making-up)
Rachel: So it looks like it going very well between you and Chandler, no?
Monica: (exited) really? You're sure?
Rachel: Come one, he was all drooling over you
Monica: (pleased) maybe...when is Ted coming by the way?
Rachel: In 1 or 2 hours, he has to wait his parents to be asleep
Monica: that's so exiting!
Rachel: I know! We planned to do it tonight
Monica: It's the first time with him, no?
Rachel: Yes! Hey, what will you do if you know....Chandler want to...
Monica: (blushes) You know I don't think anything will happen...
Rachel: We'll see...anyway, let's exit this place, it smells!

(Back at the bar, the girls arrive. Ross does a sign to Chandler who nods)
Chandler: hey!
Rachel: we're back
Ross: W-Wanna a drink?
Monica: Ross, we still have beer
(a song begins)
Chandler: Err...Monica, wanna dance?
Monica: Sure
(they goes dancing, the song's what we call a slow here, I dunno what's the name in English...you know the kind of dance you're very close...I hope you got my point, if you didn't, that doesn't matter anyway)
Ross: Rachel, wanna dance?
Rachel: Not yet thanks
Ross: (a little disappointed) ok

(later: They are really a lot of ppl around, C&M are still dancing)
Monica: Wow they are too much people around here, I can't even see where Rachel is
Chandler: It's really hot here
Monica: Yeah you're right...Can we go outside a little moment, I don't feel that good
Chandler: Of course we can. I told you you shouldn't have drink so much beer
Monica: maybe

(outside in the garden there isn't anybody but them)
Monica: It isn't that hot out here
Chandler: You must be freezing in a dress so...(swallows)...I mean you shouldn't wear it without a jacket you're going to catch a cold
Monica: Nah, alcohol is keeping me warm
Chandler: Yes, and I guess it'll be hot at home too when your mother will smell you drank some
Monica: (panicking) I smell beer?
Chandler: (panics a little) No, no I was just kidding!
Monica: You're sure right?
(He goes and smells her)
Chandler: Nah, not at all
(They both notice they are very close. He looks in her eyes, and lightly strokes her cheek. He kisses her lightly at first then they kiss more passionately. Suddenly he breaks the kiss.)
Chandler: I-I'm sorry! Oh My God, I-Ross will kill me I shouldn't have done that, I'm really sorry
Monica: (stunned 'cause of the kiss and how he ended it. She seems a little sad 'cause of what he just said) He won't know don't worry
Chandler: Monica I...
Monica: I think I'll go and find Rachel now
(She leaves in a hurry as Chandler looks her go)

(Inside the house, the party's still going on. They are empty bottles everywhere and the music is really loud, Monica's looking for Rachel, They are so much people around that it's even difficult to move)
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! (you can't barely hear her because of the noise)
(suddenly Chandler goes to her)
Monica: Chandler?
(He grabs her shoulders and kisses her really really passionately)
Chandler: I-I kinda decided I didn't care about Ross...(He kisses her again. After a while) Do you mind if we goes somewhere else...to-to get a little privacy?
Monica: We could go upside
Chandler: Yeah?

(Later in the corridor near the bathroom (upside so...) Chandler and Monica are making out)
Monica: (kissing him) Chandler...
Chandler: (still kissing trying to unzip her dress (it's look as if they are about to...you know...) yeah?
Monica: I-I have to tell you I-I kinda never did it before
Chandler: (Stops) Really? Oh My God I-I'm sorry, I didn't know that, I...You want me to stop now?
Monica: I-I dunno, I...
(Chandler gently takes her face in his hand)
Chandler: W-we should just go back downstairs ok? If you're not....I mean I don't want to...
Monica: Chandler, I do want to-(suddenly they hear someone coming, they quickly break apart, it's Ross)
Ross: Chandler, I was looking for you! What are you two doing here?
Chandler: Ah ah-I was showing Mon the way to the bathroom, she isn't feeling very well-ah...
Ross: (concerned) Monica are you ok?
Monica: Yeah, I'm just not use to alcohol
Ross: Oh my god, what will mum say?
Monica: No I'm fine don't worry...where is Rachel
Ross: A...Teddy-guy just came and picked her...(looks very sad)
Monica: Ted finally came! That's so great!
Chandler: (taps his shoulder. He whispers) Sorry man
Ross: So Mon how was your evening...

(Back to the present time, the girl's apartment, the movie just ended)
Monica: Chandler
(He doesn't answer)
Monica: Chandler!
Chandler: Uh? yeah?
Monica: it ended!
Chandler: Oh, yeah! sorry! I-I knew it!
Monica: You fell asleep?
Chandler: Uh no no just lost in my thought
Monica: And what was in your thought?
Chandler: You
Monica: What? You didn't...(sees his face) You did! If you want to think about this old story, avoid at last to do it when I'm here!
Chandler: Sorry can't help (grins)
Monica: You know you're turning into Joey?
Chandler: What?!
Monica: Chandler past is past ok, luckily I might say
Chandler: What changed since this time anyway?
Monica: Everything changed, everything! Only Ross's the same!
Chandler: Not everything
Monica: What else?
Chandler: (Takes her face in his hand) I still want you
Monica: Chandler I..(kinda laughs) I don't think...
Chandler: And you you don't mind that much even you don't want to admit it
(Monica looks at him speechless)
Chandler: (grins) I'm not that wrong am I?
(He looks in her eyes and kisses her lightly, and then more passionately)
Monica: Yeah your right (Kisses him back) You're even pretty right (They continue to kiss and lay on the couch)
Chandler: (still kissing) Making out one time each 10 year that's not a lot
Monica: (still kissing) You know you should never have stop the first time,
Chandler: (still kissing, begins to unbutton her shirt) We could make up this mistake now
Monica: (Unbuttoning his clothes as well) Oh yeah
(Suddenly they hear the door open they quickly stop)
Ross: Monica?
Monica: (whispers) Not again! (to Ross) Yeah? (Stands up)
Ross: Watcha doing?
Monica: (nervously) We're watching TV
Ross: We're back and we're going to eat something, will you two come along?
Chandler: We already ate
Ross: Ok, so bye. err, Mon, Rachel's not coming home tonight ok?
Monica: Ok, bye
(He leaves)
Monica: Fwou, that was close...(pause)(looks at Chandler, still sited on the couch) ...s-so?
(He stand up)
Chandler: We won't let Ross screw all over again don't we?
(She smiles and they kiss passionately as they go toward the bedroom)

Closing credits

[A restaurant: Joey Rachel and phoebe are eating. Ross enter]
Phoebe: So?
Ross: I think I just came in as they were making out. I told them you were sleeping at my place Rachel, you don't mind?
Rachel: No problem
Joey: I never though they would wait so long.
Rachel: Joey, you just usually don't think
Phoebe: They broke your record Ross
Ross: what do you mean?
Phoebe: You only waited 9 years for Rachel right?
Ross&Rachel: Yeah right

END