Deja Vu

OK, This is a very weird... Strange Episode. I Think you all Can guess what is gonna happen by the title..... But, I'm one of the few Fanfic Writers at this point who is Full of Suprises. At least on the Haven anyhow. Of course on the Haven Most of them are Just Ilove you, I Love You, A Short Break up, and I Love you I Love you I Love You....... My Next series is exactly the Opposite of that... it's I hate you, I Hate you, I Hate you. And the Next Series is..... I Can't, No, Please Stop, I have to go. I'm an Odd and twisted person....... And I Love It!!!! So... Tilt your Chairs Back... Kick your Toasties up (That's a speacial kind of sock.) And Enjoey! (he He)

[SCENE: Chandler and Monica's bedroom. They're asleep With Chandler arms around her. The Camera Quickly turns to the doorway Tessa Walks in And then Jumps on them. Of Course the Wake up. If they didn't they'd have some Major Problems.]
TES: Morning!!!!!
C&M: Morning......
MNCA: What do you want......?
TES: uh......... Um [Shakes her head]
CHAN: She wants food.... Don't you?
TES: Uh-huh.
MNCA: What do you want?
TES: Uh.... Food.
MNCA:[Laughs]: You made that clear. What kind Of food?
TES: Give me a list.
[Chandler gets up and goes to the bathroom.]
MNCA: Uh.....pancakes, French Toast, Cereal, Toast, Eggs, Bacon, Sausage....
TES: What Kind of Eggs?
MNCA: Scrambled, Fried, Over easy, Hard Boiled, Soft boild, Sunny side up, Eggs benedict, Omlette...... That's all I Can think of.....
TES: Ok Then I'll just take a hotdog..

[opening credits]
[well, After this fic.... No more of my series are going on the Haven..... BUT... You Can go to my site To read them!!! I want more visitors..... And if this is the only way to do it... Then so be it!]

[SCENE: Monica is in the kitchen cooking Two eggs, Some Bacon, And.... A hot dog :) (That kid is one spoiled brat. Right?) Tessa is the living room, Half asleep, Watching cartoons. Chandler is Sitting at he kitchen table... Reading.... Are you ready for this? A Newspaper! Ah!!!]

CHAN: I Can't Belive your Cooking a hotdog for her...
MNCA: I always do!
CHAN: For Lunch and Dinner ... Is fine... But Breakfast?
MNCA: What? You don't Think I've Tried to get her to Eat something that didn't come from a used boot!! She won't Eat eggs, Suasage, Or Bacon. She wants Boot!!!
[Chandler gets up and wraps his arms around her.]
CHAN: Well, we gave birth to a hot dog addict.... Should we send her to counciling... OW!!
MNCA: You should really watch for when that Grease gets too hot.
CHAN: ow.... It's hot. I mean Really, Really, Really hot.
MNCA: You'll be fine.... Take it like a man.....
[She stops talking and gets back to flip her eggs. Chandler sits back down.]
CHAN: Well, That's sure not what you said last night.
TES: What did you say last night, Mommy? (Ah, Kids)
[Chandler and Monica give eachother a look... And completely ignore that question.]

[Time Lapse. Monica is reading a book.... Tessa's Taking a nap. Monica gets and goes to the phone (Chandler's at work)]
MNCA: Hello?
RACH[vo]: Hi!!! How are you?
MNCA: Great!!! Hey I gotta talk to you real quick.
RACH: about what ?
MNCA: Yeah..... Um... Yeah... Um
RACH: OK!!! WHAT!?!?!?
MNCA: I think I might be pregnant!!! AGAIN!!!!!
RACH:[unenthusiactic] Wow! Monica!!! That's great.
MNCA: What?
RACH: Nothing....
MNCA: WHAT?!?!?!?
RACH: I thought I'd have a second kid before you.... I Mean I had Felicity before you had Tessa.....
MNCA: Why would it matter?
RACH: I Mean to you it doesn't..... But to me it does because.....
MNCA: Why?
RACH: I ALWAYS Do EVERYTHING BEFORE YOU!!!!!!
MNCA: Like what?
RACH: Well, I Had a boyfriend before you did, I Got married before you did, I had sex before you did, I had a kid before you did, And I got to wear a Bikini before you did!!!
MNCA: your so self centered some times.
[Hangs up]

[Commercial]
[This is gonna be pretty short I have to get on with it...... My next series will probably be short too... My Next one won't. I Love Reading/Writing Monica/Richard/Chandler stuff. (Even Dan's Cloak & Dagger It's actually my favorite one of those... (I'm messed up.)So my 3rd series........ It involves Richard. Big time]

[Chand and Monica's HOUSE. (I Don't think some of you remember they live in a house) Monica's Sitting around waiting Patiently for Chandler to come home. He walks in the door. Monica gets up. She starts walking towards the door. Chandler opens his arms.]
CHAN: Oh, Just the person.....
MNCA: I Gotta go Somewhere [Kisses him on the cheek] Be back. Give Tessa Dinner, a bath, and put her to bed. Love you. Bye [Kisses him on the cheek again.]
[Exits]
CHAN: Oh my day was a bitch!! How was yours?

[A little store somewhere.... MNCA is just peckin' around.... She Grabs, Some Tape, Some Tampons, slyly a HPT (Home Pregnancy Test), And a bag of Candy. She goes up to the counter.... To a Big Fat Balding Guy running it.]
CLERK: Will that be all, Pretty lady.
MNCA: Yeah...
[Rings Up the Items one by one. Not really paying attention]
CLERK: So I Was wandering... [An Item doesn't go through Correctly] Oh, your....
MNCA: Maybe.
CLERK: So you probly have a boyfriend.....
MNCA: No, Husband.
CLERK: Oh that comes out to $20.
MNCA[Looks at Reciept]: No!!! It's $15.20
CLERK: Tax!
MNCA: That's the Final Cost!
CLERK: Just Give me the money Lady!
MNCA: Fine
[Pulls a Bill out of her purse. Slams it on the counter.]
MNCA: Your gonna be sorry!!!
CLERK: What Are you Gonna Suuuuue me? Are ya? You Could never win.
MNCA: He's a Lawyer.
CLERK: Heres your Change.

[Ross and Rachel's House. Monica walks up knocks. Rachel Answers.]
RACH: Hey!! You got the goods?
MNCA: If you got the soda.
RACH: Enter my friend.
MNCA: Is Ross home.
RACH: No. Come on!!!! Lets go drink ourselves full!
MNCA: I'll pee to that!
RACH: I Would have really rather you said drink.
[Time lapse. Rachel and Monica are sitting on a couch. Stuffing their faces. A little timer goes off. They both jump and sprint to the bathroom.]
MNCA: Ok. I Read yours you read mine!
RACH: Ok. [Pause, Rachel stops. Shocked. so does Monica]
MNCA: Yours is positive.
RACH: Yours isn't.
[They look at eachother. Monica looks down. So does Rachel. Her head quickly jerks up.]
RACH: What!?!?!?!?
MNCA: Positive...
RACH: Your joking.
MNCA[Down]: Nope. Here look pink. It will be a long time til I see one of those again.
RACH: Oh My god!!!! Ah!! [Hugs Mon. She doesnn't Hug Back] I DO GET TO HAVE A SECOND KID BEFORE YOU!!!! HA HA!!!!
[Monica looks down]
RACH: Oh honey.. I'm sorry... YES!!!!

[SCENE: A Street. Monica's walking home. Crying (aw) She wipes her eyes. Then she stops and leans up against a tree. And Pulls a tissue out from her purse. Blows her nose (Now here is the part) A knife slowly goes around her neck. The knife is held by a Black glove. The Knife Tightens her neck. Her eyes go wide. And she
Stops Breathing. She swallows. Then Squints. Then she opens her eyes. And the person speaks with a husky voice.]
PERSON WITH HUSKY VOICE: Say goodbye. Dear.

[Screen Just flashes black. While the sound of two cymetary bells ring. Fin]

Ok, If I Get anything from anyone yelling at me... I'll kill Monica.... I Mean it. It can be Critisizism (Can't spell) But I Don't like it when people yell. Please. Don't. But Something is gonna happen to Monica... But If I were to Kill her my next series would make NO since. So Be kind.