Part 2

[Where we left off.....]

[Every one Looking back at the back of the alter... Confused. We see who it is.... It's a 21 year old on his knees]

21Y: Christine!!! He doesn't love you!! But I Do Marry Me!!!!!
MNCA: I'm Flattered but, Your half my age and I'm not Christine.
21Y: Oh, DUDE!!! Sorry! Oh God... Again!!! Dude am I stupid! [Walks off.]
[You hear some laughter]
PREIST: Um... OK, Anyone else have any objections? [silence] oK... That's nice. Um vowls.....Please..
[Warning.... Heres where I get Sappy :Þ Yuck.]
CHAN: Um.... I'll go first....
[He takes a yellow peice of Paper out of his breast pocket, And unfolds it. Looks it over and shakes his head.Crumples it up and shoves it down into his pants pocket.]
CHAN: I was gonna use that, But it doesn't really work for me anymore.... That peice of paper had on it how much I love you and how Much I wanna spend the rest of my life with you..... But if you don't know that we have no reason to be up here. I don't need words on a sheet of paper for that. So instead..... I'm gonna thank you. I'm gonna thank you for always standing by me. Never Putting me down. when I needed you the most. Being the only one of my friends... to never call me a loser. For helping me out in every relationship... even ours. For never turning your back on me. Never telling me I'm not good enough....[Stops abruptly, Everyone looks at him to say 'Keep going'] That's all.
PREIST[To monica]: Well.....
MNCA: Can't...... Speak.
PREIST: Ok..... Well, we'll move on...
CHAN: I do.
PRIEST:And Do you Monica Take thee Chandler as your lawfully wedded husband. to have and to hold. for Better or for worst for sickness or health for richer or for poor until death do you part?
MNCA: I do.
PRIEST: By the power invested in me and by the state of new york. I now pronounce you man and Wife. You may now kiss the Bride.
[They move it to kiss there lips bearly touch and then.....]
JUDY: FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Sorry.....
[They laugh and kiss again.]


[Cut to: Present]
CHAN: I could Have killed your mom!
MNCA: I Would have Helped you!
CHAN: What else is there to talk about?
MNCA: How about when you broke your arm?
CHAN: That isn't nice.
MNCA: It Doesn't have to be!

[Cut to: A Roof top. MNCA is up there looking for weak spots.]
MNCA: Hey! Sweetie! I found a Weak spot!!! Give me the Spray paint!!
CHAN[Reaching top of ladder]: Got it!
[Chandler walks up to her carefully. Hands her the Paint can. She Tries to Spray it several times. It doesn't Work.]
MNCA: Sweety, Can you get me another Can?
CHAN: Suuuuuuuure... I always do everything for you.
[He misses the ladder Completely and falls off.]
MNCA: Oh my God!!! Are you OK?
CHAN: Yeah!! But I Don't think the Bone is Suppose to Stick out like that! OW!!
MNCA: Oh God!
[She Climbs down]

[Cut to: Present]
CHAN: That wasn't half as bad as what happend next...
MNCA: Chandler! That was one of the best thing to ever happen to us!!!!!!
CHAN: No, I'm talking about the first 9 months."Chandler, Do this! " and Chandler Do that!"
MNCA: I was not like that, At all!!!
CHAN: Remember how I acted When I got that Viral Infection?
(Had it. Yuck! The First week, Everything I Ate I throw up. And Then I couldn't talk for a week)
MNCA: You were a Pain in the --
CHAN: Try having me like that for 9 months straight.
MNCA: Was I really that bad?
CHAN: The Worse.
MNCA:Oh.

[Cut to: Chandler and Monica's Bedroom (At the Apartment.) Chandler is sleeping with his arm proped up on a pillow. (Black Cast.) Monica comes in the room with one of those home pregnacy test. She sits next to Chandler... And shakes him.]
MNCA: Chandler! Wake up! Up!
[He wakes up... Slowly]
CHAN[Out of it]: Whaaaaaaaat?
MNCA: Get up!
CHAN: OK, what now?
[He sits up. Rubs his eyes.]
MNCA: looks at this.
[Hands him the test he Takes he has it so you can't see the Lines or whatever.In other words Upside down.]
CHAN: We already choose a Color for the house. It's painted. And it's not this yellow looking. (ew)
MNCA: OTHER SIDE!
CHAN: Ok... And I Really don't want pink lines.
MNCA: Chandler!
CHAN: It's early... You tell me what it means.
MNCA: I'm pregnant.
CHAN: OK. That's nice.
[lays back down. His eyes pop open. He sits up and looks at her.]
CHAN: What!?!
MNCA: Yeah....
CHAN: Oh my god... That's.....
MNCA[nervous]: That's what?
[Looks her up and down]
CHAN: Great. Perfect. Amzing.
[Looks her in the eyes. And Smiles. She smiles back.]
CHAN: So how about we try to have another Kid! Right now!!
[She laughs.]

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[Cut to: Present.]
MNCA: You were a prince those Months. And then you turned back into a toad.
CHAN: Hmm.... Aren't I still......
MNCA: Noo.... Not anymore... Can you think of anything else to talk about?
CHAN: Not Really... Oh Remember when Tessa Was Born?
MNCA[sarcastic]: No.... I don't....
CHAN[sarcastic as Well]: You terrible Mother, you.
MNCA: Hey, Atleast I was there When Tessa Was born!!!
CHAN: OK, that wouldn't be normal if you weren't.
MNCA: Where did you go anyway....
CHAN: You can't Remember... Stupid Meeting In Dallas..... The presedent form the firm there.... Played Country Non-Stop. I was about to cut my ears off......
MNCA: And I remember.. I was so stressed..So Paranoid.... I think that's what caused me to go into labour
CHAN: You thought I was cheating on you.
MNCA: Exactly.
CHAN: It was Kinda Weird with the one to call me was Richard..... [sighs] If I were someone else... I'd pity me.
MNCA: I don't Pity you.... I think you have a Super Strange life.
CHAN: And your Married to someone wih...... [Catching self] Was married....
MNCA[Changing Subject]:...... Tell the story from your Point of view...
CHAN: Ok......

[Cut to: A Large Confrence room. There are Many people there and a guy with a southren accent talking in the front of the room. A woman peeks into the room.]
MAN AT THE FRONT OF THE ROOM: What, Vanessa.
VANESSA: Is there a Chandler Bing Here?
[The camera flips to the other side of the room. Chandler is sleeping.... The Guy next to him wakes him up.]
THE GUY THAT WOKE HIM UP: Are You Chandler Bing?
CHAN: Yeah.
THE GUY THAT WOKE HIM UP: You have a phone call...
CHAN: Um.... [TO Vanessa.] Who is it....?
VAN: Some guy...... He sounds Flustered.....
CHAN: Does this person have a name?
VAN: Yeah... He told me... It begins with a R......Somthing like that....
CHAN: OK..... Can you get his Name?
VAN[angry]: Just get the phone sir!
CHAN: OK.
[He gets up and leaves.]
MAN AT THE FRONT OF THE ROOM: Vanessa.... A little more polite.
VAN: Sorry.

[Cut to. An office. Chandler walks in annd Grabs the phone.]
CHAN[Running Fingers through hair... Flustered]: Hello?
RICH: Hi.... Is this Chandler?
CHAN: Yes.... And who is this?
RICH: Richard....
CHAN[Angry]: Oh... That's nice
RICH: I know we don't Really like eachother and All..*.. But Just so you know.... Your Wife is going into Labour.
CHAN[Freaked]: What!!!???!!!!???!!!
RICH[slowly]: Your.... Wife...... Is..... In..... Labour........ Got.... That....?
CHAN: I'm not a total idiot!!!!
RICH[quiet]: But close.
CHAN: What??? Don't start With me right now.... OK I can't believe I'm about to say this.... But can you coach? You've had expeirence..... But I swear to god if You try one thing I'll kill you!
RICH: I won't! I won't! Gee what a Grump.
[He (Rich) hangs up, Chandler holds the phone in his hands for a second then Throws the phone across the room. Runs into the confrence room.]
[cut to: confrence room. Chandler enters, Rushed. They all look at Him.]
MAN AT THE FRONT OF THE ROOM: What Mr. Bing? Is there a problem?
CHAN[Completly ignoring him]: I'm gonna be a Dad!!!!!!!!!!!
[Different Congrats... And stuff....... ]
CHAN: I know!!!
[He grabs his stuff... Sprints out the door.]
MAN AT THE FRONT OF THE ROOM: Rude Son of a..[Catches Self]..... Woman.
* Just so you know..... Richard Once Tried to Break them Up.

[An Airport... Chandler Runs up to the counter.... The woman controlling it is sleeping. Chandler then starts to ring the bell Repeatedly. She Doesnn't awake.... He then hits her on the head. the monster arises]
WOMAN: What?
CHAN: When's the next flight to New York City?
WOMAN: In two hours....
CHAN: What?
WOMAN: Two Hours.....
CHAN: You gotta be joking.
WOMAN: What is your wife going into Labour or something?
CHAN: Yes!!
WOMAN: Oh.... Usally I get a good laugh out of that.

[The Next day.]
[A Hospital room. Chandler peeks his head through the door. Monica's sleeping. He slowly walks in Making sure Richards Not there... Just Monica. He walks Closer Monica has the baby sleeping in her arms.... Chandler Stops Shocked.]
CHAN: Wow....
[He walks slowly to the bed. The baby wakes up, but Monica Stays asleep. Rachel Walks in the room. With out Chandler noticing.... Baby Starts to cry. He then slowly edges his way to the other side of the bed. Rachel Takes another Step into the room. He picks up the baby Holds it out for a Second, And slowly pulls it towards him. Then Cradles it... Rachel Takes Another Step closer, Curious....]
CHAN: Oh My god..... [Looks at Rachel, On the verge of Tears.] I'm a dad.... I mean... An Actual Dad...
[Ross wlaks in]
ROSS: How's Mon.... [Spots Chandler With the Kid] More like is Chandler Gonna wail like a baby?
CHAN: Shut up! You nearly were too!! Both Times!
RACH: Sweety, We better leave the... Three.. Of them a lone....
CHAN: Please, do.....
ROSS: Ok....
[He sits in a Chair Next to the bed. Ross Watches for a few seconds... and leaves. Chandler Rocks the baby. Grining from Ear to Ear, Crying.... (Ok, I'm getting Very Sappy, But this would be too cute.)]
CHAN[to baby]: Hi.... You can call me daddy.... For the next 30 something years of my life... [The baby just falls asleep again.] We'll get a long Just fine. Just fine.
[He lays her next to Monica. Richard Walks in]
RICH: Hey. Someones a day late.
CHAN: The flight was held up.
RICH: For how long?
CHAN: Til' Eight this morning.
RICH: Oh.... Was it snowing or something?
CHAN: no..... I was in Dallas. Does it ever snow there?
RICH: If you weren't in the picture this would be my kid!
CHAN: What makes you think that?
RICH: If You guys were never together, She'd Be with me, and That would be mine!
CHAN: It's not, That!! That, has a name!!!
RICH: And What is that Exactly.
CHAN[Blurts out something]: Tessa!!!
RICH: Tessa?
CHAN[Liking the Name]: Yeah, Tessa Daneille Bing
RICH: Well, It would be My kid and it'd be named [Thinks] Rebecca Sue Burke!
CHAN: Dream on.....
RICH: OK! [Closes eyes] We have a nice Big house!!!
CHAN: Me and Monica do have a nice house!
RICH: In france!!! And A dog!!! With a big Back yard, and a Balcony with a good veiw of the Eiffel tower.
CHAN: There's a company condo in france like that.
RICH: So...... Does it have....... A Swing?
CHAN: No....
RICH: And it would have a Swing....
CHAN: YOUR CRAZY!!!!!
MNCA: CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! [The Baby starts crying] GReat now look what you 2 did!!! Get out!!! Both of You!!!!!
CHAN: Mon....
MNCA: You! Out!!
[He walks out, Deflated. Richard smirks after him]
RICH: I would like to say...
MNCA: I don't care what you have to Say!!! Get Chandler back in here!!!!
[He doesn't Move]
MNCA: Pronto!!! Out!!! Leave!!! Are Your Dumb or something!?!?!?
[Richard leaves deflated. He stops at the door]
RICH:What if...
MNCA: GET CHANDLER!!!
RICH[deflated]: ok....

[Cut to: Present.]
CHAN: Now that I think back on it.... That guy was a Big Jerkk to me... ALL THE TIME.....
MNCA: You forced me into nameing Tessa, Tessa... I already had a Name picked out.....
CHAN: What?
MNCA[smirking]: Rebecca Sue.....
CHAN: Your kidding?
MNCA: Yeah.
CHAN: Did you really have a name picked out?
MNCA: Yeah
CHAN:What?
MNCA: Jessica Danielle.... We're Psychic, Huh?
CHAN: Yeah.... What Do you think we should name our next kid?
MNCA: Chandler, I'm....... Dead.
CHAN: Isn't that an optional Choice Based on my decision?
MNCA: Chandler You were Right! I Could be Killed again..... We Can't Handle that!!!
CHAN: I... Don't.... Care.
MNCA: So....
CHAN: I want you human. I miss you.
MNCA: I miss you too! But, we can't do this... I mean You'd only have [looks at clock, It reads 11:59] You'd only have a Minute to kiss me.
[He kisses her. The Clock turns 12:00.]
CHAN: Goodbye.....
MNCA: You bitch!!! You turned me.... Human.... I might have to....
[He kisses her again]
CHAN: Do that and little more?
MNCA: A lot more.
[Kisses him, Screen fades black. The end of this Episode]

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