This Ep. Takes place after the last ep. If you don't get my Chandler's mad Read the last one

[Chandler walks in the door huffy. He Takes off his Tie and Tries to throw it across the room. It goes All but three Feet. Then He Takes off his Sport jacket. Throws it on the bed. Then He sits down and takes off his shoes. And throws them in the Closet about 10 feet away. Then Monica decides to Risk her afterlife and pop in the room.]

MNCA: Are you mad?
[He just gets up and goes to the bathroom]
MNCA: I Take That as a 'yes.'
[He walks out of the bathroom and leans heavily against the doorway. With his toothbrush in his mouth. He takes it out begining to Speak.]
CHAN: Why did you do that?
MNCA[Pause]: to keep you from doing something stupid.
CHAN: Like what!?!?! Cheat on you!?!?! I Can't do that! Your not even A live!
MNCA: No I mean getting stuck in the bathroom with nothing but a thong.... I've noticed some of my Underwear is gone.[Smiles]
CHAN: Joey, did that. What do you want know... You've been Sneaking all over the place?
MNCA: Well, You said we'd talk about old times when you got back....
CHAN: You sure you wanna do that... That could cause me to make an incredibly stupid Decision Based on past experiences... Oh well I need to do something to stupid!
[He jumps up on the bed.]
MNCA: Chan..... Don't Jump.

[opening credits]
[I finally got myself in the mood to do this....!]

[No we have magically appeared at Central Perk. Phoebe is singing. The Gang (+ Clint -Joey) Are there. Phoebe is always Looking on over at Clint.... From time to Time.....]
PHOE: And then they Ran Triumphantly!............. Thank you!
[She gets off the stage and Looks over at Clint..... And Grins...... He Grins Back... Along with a wink. She gigles... Walks over and Squeezes in next to him on the airchair. Then Joey Comes in. Exited.]
JOEY: Guys! Guys! Guess What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHAN: The Birtish Are coming..... [They look at him] I've already did this huh? I'm running out of material.
[Monica pats his arm]
JOEY: No! That Happend like what? Ten years ago? Ok.... Are you guys ready for this?
All[unsure]: Yeah.....
JOEY: I Mean... ARE YOU READY FOR THIS!?!?!!?
ALL[unenthusiastic]: Yes.......
JOEY: I Got a part... IN A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MON/CHAN/ROSS/RACH/PHEOBE/CLINT: Oh my god/ Whoa!/ Congratulations/ Oh, today just keeps getting better!/ Go Joe! / Way to go. (is that all?)
JOEY: Thanks! I Mean I haven't got it.... But it's just me and this other guy.... They say I'm a shoe in! And Also I Could get this part if I was a woman!!!!
CHAN: Why don't you do that?

[Now we cut to: What appears to be a Reception of a wedding. There are people out Dancing on the Dance floor......(Where else on the Tables? Although That Would Be interesting.) Then The camra pretty Much Zooms in on Chandler and Monica. Monica is in a Bridesmade Dress.... (What you think this is their Wedding....? Are you nuts?)]

MNCA: I love you.
CHAN: Me too.
[he kisses her head]
MNCA: So.... What do you wanna do when We get home..... it's been a while since we've lived together..... Huh?
CHAN: Yeah......
[Theres a long pause]
CHAN: You know..... Why we were standing up there..... listening to all that crap..... I wasn't really listening...
MNCA: I know..... I kept feeling your eyes all over me......
CHAN: It wasn't because I was horny or anything.... That Can wait..... I Was just thinking about something Else.
MNCA: Like what?
CHAN: Us.....
MNCA[A little freaked]: Like what...?
CHAN: I don't think I should say it here....
MNCA[Pale]: Oh no.... Your gonna break up with me aren't you....?
CHAN: WHAT??? [everyone stops and looks over at them.] God, no..... [Kisses her head] I love you too much.....
MNCA: Thanks.... [She holds him tighter] But I have a right to know what you were thinking.....
CHAN: I know you do.
MNCA: Then, tell me.
CHAN: Not here....
MNCA: Oh Come on!!! You know your gonna say it eventually..... Why not now.... No time like the Present.....
CHAN: Really.... Not here.....
MNCA: It's not like your gonna propose or anything Because... [Chandler is looking at her with something to say 'Ya caught me.']...... Oh my god.....
CHAN: Ya Caught me......... (TOLD YOU!)
MNCA: Your ... You've gotta be... What... I mean....
CHAN: Will you Marry me......?
MNCA: Oh god... you weren't Oh God Oh God I Gotta sit ..... Oh Dear......
[She walks off the floor. Sits at a table.... A Waiter Walks by and She grabs a Glass of wine off the trey Downs it in one second flat..... Puts cup on trey. Holds her head. Chandler walks over. Kneels down on knee....]
CHAN: Monica, Will you marry me? One word answer.... I won't be crushed if you say no.
[Everyone in the room stops and looks at them...]
MNCA: Oh....Yes.... Yes.... I'll marry you....
CHAN: I Didn't exactly take the ring with me........
MNCA: Here use this..... You gave to me anyways......[Takes a ring off her finger]
CHAN: OK... Hey..... I Gave this to you on your 21st Birthday!
MNCA: Just slide the damn thing on!
[He does so and Kisses her. A crowd of 50+ people cheer.... They Stop in mid kiss, Startled. He kisses her again.]
[Cut to: The present. Chandler is Leaned on the headboard......]
CHAN: I Can't believe I did that...There.
MNCA: You Shouldn't have ..... Ross and Rachel Didn't speak to us for weeks!
CHAN: Yeah............. But I'm still Glad I did......
MNCA: Oh, Remeber their wedding....total disaster......
CHAN: Oh yeah.....
[Cut to: The Girls Apartment Back in New York (This would Take place on the last episode...) Rachel is pacing and Monica is writing about... Everything she says]
RACH: We don't have Flowers... WE NEED FLOWERS..... [She Stops behind Monica] Write that....
MNCA: Flow-ers
RACH: OK, Ok, ok,ok,ok Roses.... White .... Write 'White Roses'
MNCA: White Rose-es
RACH: Ummmmmmmm....... Red Roses! Yeah You need Those!!! Oh Don't write that.... Yellow... Yellow Roses!!!! Yeah.... No!!! Pink.... Pink and whites Roses!!! Ok!
MNCA: You sure?
RACH: WOULD I HAVE SAID IF I WASN'T!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!?????
MNCA: Sorry, Miss.
RACH: You know I think Chandler has made you more of a whimp....... OK... Ummmm Cake! We Need.... A Cake.... You Need a Cake!!!! A WEDDING HAS TO HAVE A CAKE!!!! And Oh My God! I Don't have a dress yet!!!! Oh My God!!! i Don't have Brides made Dresses or anything!!!!!!
MNCA: YES, YOU DO!!!!! Go Look in your room again.....
RACH: Oh Yeah............. BUT STILL!!!!! NO CAKE!!!!!! WE need cake along with those little people!!!! Yeah.... And you think we could get a Blond Groom?
MNCA: Rachel!!!!
RACH: hey! We can Dye Ross's hair!!!!
MNCA: Think of what your Saying.....Picture Ross.... Blond.....
RACH: Ew! Ok, OK, OK!!!!! Brown Groom Brown Groom....!!!!! But do you think the Bride Peice can have blond Hair?
MNCA: YOU HAVE BLOND HAIR!!!!!!
RACH: Oh Yeah!
MNCA: CALM DOWN!!!!!
RACH: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Monica Jumps back.... scared.]
RACH: CHANDLER!!!!!! [as in trying to call her whimp....]

[Cut to: a Wedding Chaple... Chandler, Dr. Green, Joey, and Phoebe... They are all standing like not at the alter.... Not on the aisle But around the begining of the aisle. The Doors are closed you Can't see the Church.....]
DR. GREEN: I Can't believe my Daughter is Marrying wet head..... Why Can't she marry... [to Chandler] You?
CHAN: Probably cause I Have a girlfriend......
DR. GREEN: Or You [To Joey]?
JOEY: I'd end up cheating on her.
DR. GREEN: Are there any men perfect for my Rachel
PHOE: I know of one.....
DR. GREEN: Who?
PHOE: That love sick man standing at the alter.........
DR. GREEN: The Minister?
PHOE: No Wet Head... I Mean Ross... ROSS!
[Monica comes out from the back room]
CHAN: Where's Rachel?
MNCA: She's not coming.....
CHAN: I knew this was gonna happen..... Me and Joey have a Plan..... Come on Joe.
[They Leave. Phoebe Looks at Monica as if to say 'What's the Plan?' Monica Shrugs.][Chandler and Joey Come out of the Back Carrying a kicking and Screaming Rachel. (The Exact way they Carried Monica out the door when they got the foosball table)]
RACH: NO!!!! I'm Not gonna!! I Can't I Can't you Guys!!! Stop!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!
[They Pretty Much throw her in the aisle. She STops... Embarassed and Scared.... She Hesatently walks up the Aisle. A shot at Ross looking Ever so Angry..... Rachel stops Being so scared for a second. Then she smiles at him... Ross smiles Back.... She Walks up the aisle.. Looking Straight in his eyes the whole time... And then The Rest of the gang come pushing through.]
 

[Cut back to: Them in the present.]
MNCA: I Think they thank you and Joey For that.....
CHAN: The only way I got them to speak to me again Was to Remind them I pushed Rachel in the alter.... So.... Y'know.....
MNCA: Oh Remember when ya beat Doug out?
CHAN: Yep.....

[Cut to: Chan and Mon's Apartment.... (Chandler's) Chandler Walks through the door Carrying mail MNCA is Looking through the Job Hunt stuff....]
CHAN: OK, This is it....
MNCA: What is it?
[He Takes out a Letter from the Large stack of mail.]
CHAN: To see if I got the Presedents Job...... Or if I'm stuck in the job I have now...
MNCA: Oh, The Sacred Letter....
CHAN: We must open with care....
[He opens the letter like a three year old at Christmas]
CHAN: I Ripped the letter a little bit... Oh well.
MNCA: OK... You Get it....
CHAN[Reading]: Hold on....
[ He gets to the end of the Letter.... He Looks at her with no expression. She gives him a look to say 'Well......' He looks at her and Raises an Eyebrow.]
CHAN: I GOT IT!!!!
[He hugs her...... The Phone rings.... Monica Answers it.]
MNCA: Hello?[Pause] hold on.
MNCA: Sweety... for you....
[Hands him the phone...]
CHAN: Hello.... Uh huh uh huh uh huh ... Is that all? OK... Um Could I hire someone to move my stuff for me... OK.... Bye
MNCA: yay!
CHAN: Yay...
[They Hug again.]

[Cut to: Present. ]
CHAN: OH Remember our wedding......?
MNCA: Oh Yeah who could for get?
CHAN: No one......

[Cut to a Chaple. Monica and Chandler Stand at the alter with the Priest, Joey, Ben, Chandler(The Girl), Rachel, Phoebe, and Ross.]

PREIST: .........Are there Any objections...?
[You hear a person clearing their throat. in the Back.... Everyone Looks on confused...]