'Univited'



Well, Welcome again.... Lets see how Sneaky one Ghost can be.

[Chandler is Sleeping his Room. Monica is by His Side. She Keeps putting her hand through his body. Then he rolls over her. Chandler Wake Up and Screams, rolls off the bed and Monica sits there. Chandler is Staring in her direction She Waves Her hand in front of him]

[Opening Credits]
[Hi]


Chandler is In the living room trying to read a newspaper but keeps glancing over at Monica's Picture. He puts down the newspaper and grabs the picture. We Shoot to a corner. Monica is Standing there Staring at him. Phoebe comes in the Room sees the glowing thing in the corner (Note: we can See Monica AS Monica through Camra But through Phoebe She's a Dim Glow) Monica knows she sees her and Vanishes into the wall.]

PHOE: Chandler, we have to Talk......
CHAN: About What. [He sets the picture back on the Table.]
PHOE: You haven't Been To Work Since Monica Died.... You Need to get out.. An Also..........
[Knock on the door]
CHAN: Hold on Pheebs
[He Answers the door. Jack, Judy and Tessa Stand there Tessa Runs To Chandler and Picks her up.]

JUDY: Soooo......... How are you...?
CHAN: you know.... I'm Not Good With Small Talk Right now.
JACK: It's Seems she isn't either.
CHAN: Who would be?
PHOE: No one.
CHAN: Exactly.
JACK: Can we come in yet?
CHAN: Uh.... Yeah. I have to go to work in a few Minutes Though....
PHOE: But I THought you said...............................
CHAN [Interuppting]: Um.. A matter-of-fact I have to be there now.... Bye Tessa [He Kisses her and Hands her to Phoebe] Bye Phoebe. Bye ..... People.
JACK: Hey Chandler!
CHAN [turning around]: Huh?
JACK: Next weekend we're Taking this Sail Boat out? Wanna Come?
CHAN: Um...
PHOE: HE DOES!!!!
CHAN [Through Gritted Teeth.]: See ya then!
[He Leaves]
JUDY: You'd Think a company Presedent would wear a Suit!
PHOE: Uh..... He Can't get fired!


[SCENE: Monica is walking around in the living room. She Tries to Sit But falls Straight through the Couch. Phoebe comes Down the Steps and Sees the glowing figure. She Jumps back and caustously walks over to the couch.]

PHOE: Who The Hell are you!!!!???!!! [No answer] I CAN see you, you STUpid ghost! TALK to me!!!!! Come on You GHOST You! I Can see You!

MON: If You can see me Then why can't you Tell who I am!!!?? [Covers her Mouth (Camera)]

PHOE: Monica!!!!!????
MON: Oh, god!!!
PHOE: You DO know how to Change to human Don't you??
MON: Yeah, Go into YOUR body!
PHOE: No i mean In your Body......
MON: No......
PHOE: OK, Close your eyes...
MON: OK.....
PHOE: Take a Deep breath....
MON: Pheebs, I'm DEAD I CAN'T Breath!
PHOE: Exactly. Now Take a Deeeeeep Breath and concitrate......
MON: Ok.... On what?
PHOE: Like Chandler... Tessa.... Your mom... no, no Scratch that.
MON: OK, Chandler.... Chandler.........
[And with a VERY Bright Flash of Light She poofs into Human.]
PHOE: oh, Yay!!! I've Always Wanted to try That!!!
MON: Now how do I Go Back?
PHOE: Just Concitrate on Being a Ghost.
[The Camera Shoots in Monica's Direction... she is Human.... She Closes her Eyes.. Then She Slowly Turns invisible again..]

MON: How was That??
PHOE: Oh, Yay!!! Turn Human again!!!
MON: OKay.... [And with a Flash of VERY Bright light she's human]
MON: OH My God!!!!! I am Human.... [She looks at her clothes..... It's a veery Ugly Dress. Her Face Turns To Imidiate discust.] You Guys Were gonna Keep me in *This* For enternity!
PHOE: Yeah! You Like it???
[Monica Looks at her with a look to say 'How dumb can you be!?']
[Phoebe Gasps]
MON: What???
PHOE: Oh God, Oh GOD!!! It's Ross and Rachel and Rachel Turn Ghost!!!!! Turn ghost!!!!!
MON: Huh..... Can you speak Slower?
PHOE: Ross.... And ..... Rach...el... Are.... here...Turn... to... ghost.... Please!
MON: SHIT!
[And she Fades to Ghost.....]
PHOE: I Can still see you !!!!!
MONn: I AM a Ghost Phoebe!! See....
[She Walks in and out of a Wall...]
PHOE: Ok...... Come in you guys!!!!
[Ross and Rachel Walk in]
ROSS: Hey Pheebs how'd you know We where Here?
PHOE: Y'know a Few years ago the made an invention called 'Windows'
RACH: Like in Computer Systems???
ROSS: Rach, Sweetie, Your not Joey!
[She glares at him]


[Commercial!]


[Ross and Rachel are gone.... Ghost Monica and Phoebe are Talking in the kitchen.]

PHOE: Yay!!!! you Don't have turn human for me to see you!!!!!
MON: You DO know I'm not actually human Right?
PHOE: Oh Yeah!!!!
MON: OK Then What WAS That.... You know *he* Never pointed that out!!!!!
PHOE: You Mean god *He*??
MON: You Remember that movie, That we watched??? You know... What Dreams May come?
PHOE: oh yeah!!! Like your Heaven Guide???
MONn: Yeah.... I Told him I'd Like it better Here Atleast Till Chandler Dies. He said It'd be better to Stay There and wait for a while.... Then he Told me That My Course of Living had been interrupted and that I Had the Choice of Staying up there..... or coming down here...... No one is Allowed to do that...... Usally.....

PHOE: What was your Exeption?
MON: Usally... No one has Found... and Married there soul Mate....Type... Person....
PHOE: Aw!!! So you have a Choice to erase the Past and Stay here.... Or wait for Like 4 weeks for Chandler up *there*
MON: Yeah!!
PHOE: So how Do you turn human and Stay here for SURE?
MON: You know 'City of Angels'?
[Pheobe's Face goes Blank]
MON: I Was Kidding!!!
PHOE: Good! Now *Joey* Owes *me* My $100
MON: Phoebs, You do know I am NOT Actually *Human* Don't you?
PHOE: Of Course..... But why aren't you (Points up)
MON: That's What I need to talk to you about.
PHOE: What?
MON: Well if I *do* Turn Human. The Past Will be Erased... and Doug will be a Free man... And That Gives the chance That What Happend Could Happen Again.... And He probably Couldn't Handle That... I'm Gonna tell Him I Am I am I Say!!!!
[Phoe Looks out the window to see Chandler walking up the sidewalk.]
PHOE: Well, Heres Your Big Chance!
MON: *CRAP!!!!!!*
[And She Disappears]
PHOE: I knew you didn't have the guts!!! Oh I Made a Joke!
[Chandler comes in with His Tail Between his Legs (OH Get your minds outta The Gutters!!!!!)]

PHOE: Hey You!! You Look Down!!!
CHAN: You mean Down*er*
PHOE: Oh, Poor Puppy!
CHAN [unenthuised]: Bow wow.
PHOE: Why ,you?
CHAN: Well, People Kept Reminding me about Monica!! Being All Sympothedic and Nice!!! They also Said That they always Hated The Asshole!! Even The Suck-ups!! *I* never Liked The Asshole MySelf!!! They Wouldn't Leave me Alone!! for Half The Day I was in a Broom Closet crying!!!!
PHOE: Poor, Baby!!!
[He Glares at Her]
PHOE {Chuckles}: Sorry!! Go Make some Coffee Sweetie... I'll go wake Up Tessa and Maybe make Dinner....
CHAN: No I'll Make Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!
PHOE: Ok I'll Just get Tessa Up...
[He Walks into the kitchen.]

[Commercial]
[OK, This Part is Tricky.]

[The Camera is Pretty Much a Close up of his back (Blue Sweater) And As He Backs up so Does the Camera. Before He Sees her We see Monica sitting On the Counter. When he Finally Sees He Drops The Pot And Screams out with Fear and of Course The Pain of Having hot Liquids and Glass shatter on His Feet.]

CHAN: AHHHH AAAAAAAHHHH AHHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!
MNCA: Glad to See you too........


TO BE CONTIUED..............

Up Next 'it Could happen to you' Well, Chandler is Faced with The Big Discion That will Take him forever to Solve.... Trust me.