'Sweet Revenge'
Now we will Find out who Monica's Killer is. every Reader is on the
end of there seat waiting for this. It could be anyone. The Murderer is
shocking.
[SCENE: Chandler is Sleep on the Floor of his Living Room
With The Covers off him. He's only wearing boxer shorts. He wakes up. And smells
a very good aroma of food. He Gets Very exited and Runs into the Kitchen...
Still Only in his boxers... Sees Phoebe at the stove. and Looks
Disappointed.]
PHOE: You thought it was all a Dream didn't you?
CHAN:
Yeah.
PHOE: come on eat good today You Have a long Day a head of
you.
CHAN: I know. [She Puts a Plate in front of Chandler. He Stares at it.
And Takes a bite. He chews it with absolutely no expression on his face. and
Then Spits it out.]
CHAN: What The Hell is this?
PHOE: Tofu Bacon
[She
Smiles Proudly and Chandler makes a face.]
[Credits]
[Well, we'll
find out who the killer is in a Minute.]
[Chandler and Phoebe. Are
Talking at the table.]
PHOE: OK, Chandler You really Need to get out of
Those Boxers and Get ready!
CHAN: Take em' off now?
PHOE: Go Up stairs and
get dressed.
CHAN: Pheebs, You know I Can't go in that room.... When i Went
in there last night I almost started Crying!
PHOE: ALMOST???? You were
bawling Like a 1 Year old!
CHAN: Well, NOW I Have a Reason!
PHOE: I'll Go
get You a Suit you go take a Bath! OK?
CHAN: OK.
PHOE: But, Don't use all
the Hot water.....
CHAN:I know! You Told me LAST Night. And Anyway It only
Takes me Five minutes.
PHOE: Yeah in the *Shower* But you spend 45 minutes on
your HAIR or What Little you Have!
CHAN: No It used to only Take Me 5
minutes. The Fancy Soap Taunts me and I Can't concentrate!
[He Runs Up
Stairs]
[Time Lapse]
[Phoebe Has Laid out Chandlers Clothes. They are
More A Tuxedo. Chandler comes down the steps.]
CHAN: PHEEBS! This is my
wedding tuxedo!
PHOE: Oh God!!! Go Change, Go Change!
CHAN: I can't go in
to the room!
PHOE: AAAAH!
[She runs up the Stairs and Brings back a Black
Suit With a Blue Shirt, Blue socks, Fancy Black Loafers, and a light up
tie.]
PHOE: HERE!
CHAN: Pheebs.... Can I have Blue Tie?
PHOE
[Mumbling]: Suprised Monica Didn't Kill
herself.
[SCENE: Courtroom: we See a Close up of the
convicts feet. They have Hand cuffs around the Ankles. The Shot goes up slowly
He's Wearing one of those...orange suits. It Keeps Going up we see his Hands
handcuffed too. We Get up to his neck and The Camera Immediately switches to the
gang..... Chandler's Eyes go wide and his nostrils flare.]
CHAN: JUST
BECAUSE I BEAT YOU FOR COMPANY PRESIDENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN KILL MY
WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[We See the murderer it's none
other than: Ass Slapper!!! (Doug)
JUDG: Sir! SHhhhhhhh!
[Time
lapse]
[The Jury has Just Made a verdict and Handing it to the
Judge.]
JUDG: We Find Doug Smith (I Made up a name) Guilty of first
degree murder. And 20 Years in jail.
CHAN: 20 years??? 20 YEARS!!!!! He
Should Have the Death penalty!!!!! My Wife didn't do ANYthing and she got
it!!!!! Why Shouldn't He?
[Theres a Long pause, the judge stands up.]
JDGE: There will be a short break while I Decide whether or not this man
will get 20 or death...
[the Judge Leaves, Chandler gets up and goes over to
Doug]
CHAN: Why the HELL did you do that?
DOUG: because Your Life was too
perfect! I Lost The Promotion to YOU and then I Found out my wife was Cheating
on me!!!!! So I Had to Find some way to Destroy your life and when I was walking
in the park I Saw her sitting there With her Head phones on. So I Decided 'Time
to Screw up Mr. Bing's Life. By Killing off his wife' And THAT'S Why I Killed
her.
CHAN: Why didn't you Kill *Me*? She Didn't do anything!
DOUG: Well,
See you would have just died... All your Pain and Suffering would have been over
with... I wanted to CAUSE you pain and suffering.
CHAN: What about Tessa! She
didn't do ANYTHING .
DOUG: Oh Totally forgot about That.... give her My
Regards!
[Chandler is about to Speak but the JDGE comes in. Chandler takes
his seat.
JDGE: Well, After careful consideration and hearing the
conversation out here. I Decided That Doug Smith.... Will get life. I have never
Given the death Penalty and I Don't Plain too.... I'm Sorry Mr. Bing I Have to
stick by my Ethics here.
CHAN: That's, OK. As Long as this insane ass slapper
is never allowed on the streets again.... I'm happy.
JDGE: Case
closed.
[SCENE: A Cemetery. We see a Big mound of Dirt with a stone
at the head. Then The camera turns. we see Chandler walking towards the Mound of
Dirt with a Simple Rose and envelope. He reaches the Grave.]
CHAN: Uh...
hey.... [Sits on Ground next to Grave] I'm Sorry I Couldn't get Doug on death
row... I did the best I Could. [He Runs a Hand over the mound of Dirt] God, I
uh, Feel Like half a person... Um.... With out you. God, This Feels like the end
to 'Forrest Gump.'
We always Were like.... Peas and ... Carrots.... Except
now... The peas are ... 8 feet below me. I will never Eat Peas again.... But I
will always have a Can under the sink.... [Chuckles] I Got you a Rose.... and
Tessa wrote you a Letter.... I Want you to know That I'm sorry about the night
you know. I wish I could hold you in my arms and tell you 'I Love you' one more
time But you know. I Can't. [Someone Walks Up Behind him. It's Monica She Sits
Next to him. She Tries to run her fingers through his hair but her hand goes
through his head. She pulls her hand away and stares at him.] Uh... Your Parents
are taking Tessa till' I Get back on my feet.... Yeah like that will ever
happen... I Have Bearly gotten any sleep. about an hour's worth..... Phoebe
Should Be Trailing along soon. She is Staying with me for a while...... and well
... don't know I'll Just Sit here For a While.
[Phoebe Comes along and
Sits Next to Chandler Right on top Of Monica...]
PHOE: Damn it Phoebe Get
off of me!!!
[Chandler Jumps back]
PHOE: GET UP GET UP GET
UP!!!!
[Chandler Stands up]
PHOE: oh Not you Sweetie, I'm Talking to
Phoebe, GET OFF OF ME!!!!
CHAN: Phoebe This is a Sick joke!
PHOE: I'm not
phoe--
[Monica then Jumps out of Phoebes Body. Phoebe Falls back and so Does
Monica. Chandler walks to the Car.... Monica Follows Phoebe Sees a Dim Light
Behind Chandler She Runs and Tackles him on the Ground.]
CHAN: What was
that.
PHOE: I was ... Possessed!!!
CHAN: Your sick!
PHOE:
huh?
Next up:
'Uninvited'
Chandler has MANY uninvited Guests coming to
comfort him and Phoebe is Seeing Monica's Spirit All Over the Place and
Eventually So Does Chandler......