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Hi Again! Well, This Fan-fic Takes place 2 weeks after my last one. Monica is just in her PJ's now and Chandler made a Deal with his Boss. Now he works Nights so he can wear his sweat pants to work. And Guess who will be in this Fan-Fic??? It should be Easy to guess. But Just Read on............
Disclaimer: I am in no way afflicted with Mr. Perry,Schwimmer ,LeBlanc Or Ms.. Cox, Kudrow or Anniston. Plus the producers.
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[From where we Left off. Ross is Staring at Rachel. Rachel is Waiting Expectantly. Then Ross Burst into Laughter.]
ROSS: Rach, It was a JOKE!!!!!!

RACH: What?

ROSS: I Did have the twitching thing. But, I knew you were in there!

RACH: Wha.... Wha..... Wha.... What?

ROSS [Laughs Harder]: Oh God! I wished I Could have saw your Face!!!!!

RACH: it Isn't funny!!!

[Ross laughs REALLY Loud in her ear. Rachel jumps back.]

[Opening Credits.]

[Commercial: If you don't use Advantage Scatch your Ears! If you don't use advantage scratch Your Rear!]

[We Fade into: Mon and Rachel's. Rachel is Sitting on the couch Reading a Magazine. Monica comes out of the bathroom Looking like she has just seen a ghost. She sits By Rachel. Rachel doesn't seem to notice.]

MON [al á Ross] Hi...

[Rachel jumps up and drops the Magizine]

RACH: god, Monica!

MON: Sorry, Rach I know your Not the Right person to ask to keep a secret.....

RACH [interuppting]: What! I can Keep Secrets!

MON: GOD! Calm Down. No, I mean can you keep a secret?

RACH: Of course. Shoot.

MON: Okay, Um OK. OK OK Ok

RACH: OK Get on with it!

MON: Rach, I somehow Got Pregnant.

RACH: SOMEHOW!!!!!!!?????

MON: Ok, Not somehow! But, Me and Chandler were always VERY careful.

RACH: Mon, even the most effective birth control is 99% effective!! Unless the man gets a Vasectomy!

MON: Ugh!

(Ha, and when I said I wouldn't make her Pregnant You beleived me! I mean even if I did Make her smoke..... Ha! And still You believed me!)

RACH: Well, You gotta tell him sometime!

MON: I can't!

RACH [Frustrated]: Ugh!

MON[Stressed]: Ugh!

[We fade into: Chandlers office he's shutting down his compute. Then doug Comes in Chandler looks up and Doug Comes near him.]

DOUG: Hey, Bing! I Can't Slap your Ass get up.

CHAN: Sorry, Sir. I'm not in an "ass-Slapping" Mood.

DOUG: It's that girl isn't it? Hey! I gotta New Secretary she's a knock-out (Can You See where this is going?)

CHAN: Um it's been 3 weeks, Sir. I just don't feel like it!

DOUG: I think when you see her You'll Change your Mind.

[Doug Leaves the Room and Chandler Rolls his eyes. He picks up a pen and starts to fiddle with it and then we hear.....]

SEC: OH....... MY........GAWD

[yes that one]

(Chandler double Takes and is now, Litterally, On the top oh his seat.)

[Cut to: The Hall (you know which one) Chandler Comes Running up the Stairs in a Panic. With Janice stumbling up the stairs behind him. Chandler Takes a Quick Turn and Runs into the Girls Apartment.]

[In the girls apartment Monica is getting some Juice out of the fridge. Chandler Comes in And Mouths "Go away, Go Away) He turns Around and Monica is Staring at him.]

CHAN: hey.....

MON: hey....

JAN [Other Side Of Door [I'm gonns use this :OSOD For that] : Chandler Bing Let me in!

[They Ignore her]

CHAN: How have you been?

MON: A lot Better [pause] I've missed you.

CHAN: You, Me both.

JAN [OSOD]: Come on Chandler you know you want me!

CHAN: So.. Um...... [To Jan] LEAVE!!!!!

JAN (OSOD): OH Come on Chandler Bing I know you don't mean that!

MON: Chandler I need to talk to you........

CHAN: Sure. OK

JAN: Chandler!

MON: Will you leave us alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHAN: Get, Get, Get!

JAN: Okay, Then I'll Stay out here all night.

MON: Chandler Please sit down. Your gonna have to be sitting for this.

CHAN: Okay.

[He hesitantly sits.]

MON [sits]: Okay...... Today.. Oh god I can't do this!

CHAN: Do what !?!

MON: I can't tell you this. But, you have every right to know. And it'd be wrong not to tell you.

CHAN: OK

MON: Alright. I'm gonna put this in Joey words : I'm knocked up.

[Chandler just sits there, mouth open]

CHAN: So... who's is it?

MON [Disgusted]: What! It's YOURS!!!! Who are you?? JOEY??

CHAN: Oh Dear!

MON: What!

CHAN: This Can't be I mean we were always Careful. ALWAYS!

MON: I know! But, I am Sitting in front of you right here right now.. Pregnant!

CHAN: Oh My God! Mon, We were Always So careful! I mean even when we were caught in the Moment we took time out to be careful! [To the Ceiling.. Or God you decide] WHAT DID I EVER DO??? I'M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

MON: Chandler! Look one must have broke or something.....

CHAN: I'm Not ready to be a Father!

MON: Well, Get ready! But, I can do this myself! I also wanted to tell you that too! But, I Also Couldn't forgive you...EVER. If you walked out that door right now. Even though you can't.

[They both look at the door.]

[Commercial Break]

[okay Hi! I know in my last fic I said "why Would I make Monica Smoke If I'm just gonna make her Pregnant?" Well, I lie sometimes.........Okay.... Back off (Kidding LoL AND this isn't going to be a false alarm!]

[We fade back into Central Perk. Everyone who is not trapped in Monica's apartment are there.]

RACH: Monica's Pregnant.

ALL: WHAT!!!!!!!

RACH: yeah she Told me this morning! she got all pissed off and Ran in her room though!

PHOE: Wow. 1½ Chandlers Running around!

ROSS [Shocked]: That's too many.

JOEY: Yay! I Gotta go up and Congratulate Mon!

ROSS: My nephews Last name will be "Bing"

RACH: Let it go! Oh I gotta a name for a Girl! Bell Bing!

PHOE: uh. For a boy..... Bob Bing!

JOEY[Country Accent]: Billy Bob Bing

ROSS: AH! Too much Too Much!

[And he runs out of the Coffee place SCREAMING!!!!!!!]

PHOE: Jamie is a pretty Name.

[They all agree]

JOEY: Or Corn Stalk

RACH: Melissa

PHOE: Or Chandler Jr. Aw

RACH: Alexis.

PHOE: Meeki (The "I" Is Pronouced eye)

JOEY: Spock

PHOE: Faloola

RACH: Marissa! Ok this is getting Boring.

JOEY: Wait one more..... Minnie Mouse....

PHOE: Ugh! I was about to say that!

[Cut to: The Hallway Janice is Sitting on the ground Waiting. Ross comes storming up the steps.]

JAN: Hi Ross!

ROSS: Yeah Yeah! Thats what they All say

[Inside the apartment. Chandler and Monica are standing up face to Face. Monica is Glaring at him obviously hurt. Chandler is thinking. Ross comes in and in that moment Chandler Drops to his knees and hugs her around her stomach..]

CHAN: Sorry.

ROSS: Hey Guys Just heard the big news!

MON: Yeah...

ROSS: It is a good thing right?

[Monica looks at Chandler and He Gives her a Comforting Smile]

MON [Uncertain]: yeah....

CHAN [To Ross]: Yes [To Monica] Yes.

MON: Yes?

CHAN: YES!

MON: Yes!

[If you say that out loud it doesn't sound right]

[Janice Decides to walk in at that time]

MON: So your OK With this.

CHAN: Yeah

MON: You Sure?

CHAN: Why Wouldn't I be? It's Great!

MON: Ok. Good.

[She kisses him.]

MON: I've been wanting to do that for a while.

CHAN: Me too.

[They Kiss again Yet more intense. And Just to ruin a Perfectly Romamtic Moment...]

JAN: OH____MY____GAWD___!!!!!

[Back to Central Perk. Ross Comes Rushing in]

ROSS: Hey Guys!! Guys! Guess, Guess what ??!?!?!?

ALL: What!

ROSS: Chandler and Moncica are back together! They're Back! They're back!!!!!!!!!!!!

PHOE: oh. Yay!

[Jeoy Gets up on the couch]

JOEY: My boy's Gonna have baby.

[He Starts Jumpig on the couch.]

JOEY: WeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Everyone Looks at him strangly. He sheepishly Stops Jumping. then he sheepishly sits.]

[Back up Stairs to Chan, Mon, And Jan. ]

JAN: Chandler Bing ! You told her you LOVE her but you didn't tell me!!!!!!

CHAN: Well, I never Actually loved you. I mean once I did. But no more.

JAN [She isn't believeing that they are together. She thinks they want her gone and they do of course.]: I still don't believe you! Monica is WAY out of your League.

MON: Do you wanna see the twenty Pregnacy test I took? They're all Blue! All of them!

CHAN: You took twenty?

MON: Well I wanted to be Sure.

CHAN: Oh.

JAN: well, I'll just take look..

[She goes into the bathroom. Then comes out.]

JAN: Okay, You win. [Dramatic] I hope you two have a VERY happy life together!!!!!

C&M:Thank You. Bye Bye. Don't come again!

[She Leaves They Smile at eachother and Start to kiss. Then The Gang Comes in.]

ALL: Congrats............ (Ect.)

C&M: Thank you....

PHOE: We Made up a small lists of Names!

[She pulls out a Roll Of Paper From Her Purse and Lets go of the Cylendar end. The Paper Extends to Chandler and Monica's feet. and they are about 20 feet away.]

CHAN: How come I have a feeling this is Gonna Take a While??

[Commercial]

[Okay After this comes the ending scene. I have to give a Special thanx to my friend Zoe (Leia9087@aol.com. TOW the cousin) Who helped me come up with some of the names in the last Scene! Thank you Zoe. Where ever you are... Oh wait your in Jersey.]

[Ending Scene. Phoebe Is reading out the list. Chanlder, Monica, Joey, Ross, Rachel Are all Asleep. Monica is Curled up like a kitten in Chandler's lap]

PHOE: Amber. Mizzacali, Chanica, Mondler, Jeff, Freckles, Lilly, Phoebe, Phoebe Phoebe, Bob, Nelfic, Zant, Sob, Mango, Phoebe, Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler Jr., Phoebe, Joey, Phoebe, Applet, Phoebe, Phoebe Jr., Phoebe Sr., Phoebe III ,

[Scene fades Black. And we can hear:]

PHOE: Okay. Sow e're Settled on Phoebe. Guys Guys!!! WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!!!!!

ALL: Huh!
 
 

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This is the last of my Vegas Installment. Next I start another Series of Fan-fics. Later, MAYBE. This is still a maybe.. I'm Gonna Write I Fake Spin-Off For Chandler and Monica. NOTHING Like Danny Silverstein did! NOTHING! But, I might not. Thank you. And Good Night (Or Morning). I know this needed to be longer! But this is Like a Continuation Of TOW the Suits!
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