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[Chandler and Monica Are Standing there Looking Shocked, Mouths open, At What Just Happened.]
MON: Oh My God.

CHAN: Whoa!

MON: Should we Look For them [Starts towards the door. Chandler Grabs her arm]

CHAN: Wait!

MON: What?

CHAN: WE got Something to Finish here.

MON: What? This?? Okay. You don't wanna Do this do you?

CHAN: it Seems your the one procrastinating.

MON[Smiles]: Okay. So You wanna do this??

CHAN: I think you know the Answer to that. [Kisses her.]

PERSON: AT COUNTER: You two going or not?

[Monica looks at Chandler]

CHAN: Going.

[Chandler Smiles at Monica and Monica Smiles Back.]

MON: Okay Here Goes nothing!

CHAN: okay.

[They walk in the Chapel Type Place and the Doors Close (Author's note: Automatic doors.)

[Chandler Notices That and Goes out. And Back in and out and Back in and out.... There, Good Monica Stop him!)]

[Opening Credits]

[Outside of Caesar's Place. Joey and Phoebe Are Standing there.]

PHOE: Joey Don't Worry About it! Your hand twin will still be there.

JOEY: Damn, Security Damn hand Twin I don't care anymore!

PHOE:[Gasp]: Never Say you don't Care!!

JOEY: Sorry, Pheebs .

PHOE: Good Keep Trying. I really wanna Live in that Thumb.

[Somewhere in Vegas Rachel is Passed out on a Bench. She Falls off, Without waking up.]

[Cut to: Ross Slumped over a Trash can. Passed out Falls off the Trash. Doesn't Wake up! (Note: These happen At the Same exact time)]

[Inside the Chapel. Chandler and Monica Are still Kissing the Priest type Person is Standing up.]

PRIEST: OK stop!

[No Reaction]

PRIEST: STOP IT!!!!!! [they Do] Okay your Gonna Have to Fill out these Papers BEFORE we Start Is that OK?

MON: peachy Keen.

PRIEST: Okay.

[They Sit Down and do the work]

MON: Honey, Don't use a Fake name!

CHAN: Damni!

[Time Lapse]

[They Are done filling out there Forms and Up at the Alter. hand in Hand. The Priest is beginning To Start.]

PRST: Okay Are you Drunk?

CHAN: I can't hold a Pen When I'm drunk!

PRST: okay I'll take that as a no.

MON: Why did we Fill out the form...Things?

PRST: So, I can Tell What your Names are.

MON: Oh.

PRST: Okay, we Are Hear today to Join...[Looks at papers] Monica Geller and {looks at papers. He Looks shocked looks at Chandler and Down At the Papers then Back at Chandler.] Chandler [Swallows Hard] Bing....

CHAN: What?

PRST: nothing. In Holy Matrimony (?)

( Writers Words: I Have Been to 10+ Weddings. I Have a LARGE Family. And I Still don't know What the words are or What order They come in. So Help me out here.)

PRST: Do you Chandler Take this woman as your Wife, To have and To hold, In Sickness and in health, For Richer Or Poor, As Long as you Both Shall live?

CHAN[Softly] I do.

[They Exchange Smiles.]

PRST: Do you Monica, Take this man as your Husband, to Have and to Hold in Sickness and in health, For Better or For Worse Until Death do you part?

MON: I Do.

[The Rings are there!]

PRST: By the State of Nevada and this Wonderful Casino.. I Pronounce you... Man and Wife. You may kiss the bride.

[They Smile at each other and Kiss Softly at First then Grows More and More intense.] The Scene Fades out

[Commercials]

[Friends. Sponsored by Coors.]

[ Fade in: Joey and Phoebe are out by a Trash can Throwing a Waded up Piece of Paper.]

PHOE: Maybe we could Start a Paper Factory.

JOEY: OR we could start a Paper Ball Factory.

PHOE: And make them all Colors!!!!!

JOEY: Oh Yeah That would Be SO Cool!

PHOE: OH Yeah.

JOEY: Oh Flavors!

PHOE: Oh Yeah like.... Like Strawberries!

JOEY: Or or Blueberry

PHOE: OR Zingleberry (To tempting)!

JOEY: What?

PHOE: y know the Berries that Pixies make. [Joey Looks even More confused.] You know.... With their Magic Dust!!! [Joey is now Looking even More confused] NEVERMIND!!!!

[ Cut to: Rachel is Still laying on the ground. A Guy in a Limo Pulls up. a Cute Blond. Tall tan Hunky Handsome Guy Steps out. [Not Brad Pitt] sees Rachel and Kneels Down Beside her. Stokes her hair. She wakes up. Love Struck.]

RACH: Hi...

ERIC: I Am Eric. and you are???

RACH: Rachel, I think...

ERIC: What's a beautiful woman Like you laying in a Gutter.

RACH: Drunk!

ERIC: I See you have a Pen-stache. I Got something I Can scrub that Right off with.

RACH: Wow you..

ERIC: Come in my Limo... We Can Have some Coffee.

RACH: Okay. Just What I Need..

[They Get in the Limo]

RACH(OS) OH wait. My Purse!

[Eric runs out and Gets it for her.]

[Cut to: The Trash Can Ross is at. The Limo Goes by. Then a Woman Steps up By Ross and Kicks him. He is Now Awake. He Looks up at her and Smiles. Puts his Back down and Passes out again.]

["The white Chapel" Chandler and Monica are there Filling out forms. Marriage License Form I Suppose.]

CHAN: Okay Everything is Here.

MON: Expect the Minister.....

CHAN: I'll Get That.

[Chandler Walks over to the Priest.]

CHAN: Excuse what's your name?

PRST: Ok, Chandler. Sit.

[He Does as Told.]

CHAN: okay. Name Please.

PRST: My Name is Johnothan

CHAN: And Last name..... Thats the Important part.

JON: OKay, You win [Chan Looks Confused]. My Name is Jonathan Bing.....

[Okay who Saw THAT coming??]

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CHAN: OK. Jonathan Bong..???

JON: Bing BING!!! Hell, It's your last name too.

CHAN: Okay.

JON: Chandler I Need to Tell you something....

CHAN: I Don't wanna know about your LOVE-LIFE as You see my life is going well.....

JON: NO, Chandler I'm married! To a Wonderful WOMAN Named Mary!

CHAN: Wow! I thought you were Gay.

JON: Nah. Not me. I Left your mom for another Woman ,Chandler Not the House boy!

CHAN: So I guess I've been Lied To my Entire Life?

JON: Pretty Much.

[He starts Laughing. Jon Looks at him Strangely.]

CHAN: Nothing Nothing.

[he Begins to walk over to Monica.]

JON: Hey, Have a Good Time tonight!

CHAN: I know I will. OH Tell "Mary" Her Step-son Said "Hi!"

JON: Visit me sometime.

CHAN: Maybe.

[He walks away.]

[Cut to: Joey and Phoebe at a little shop.]

JOEY [to Clerk]: Do you Got any.. Paper?? With colors and Flavors?

[The Clerk grabs a shot gun from under the counter and points it at Joey Scaring Both Joey and Phoebe.]

CLERK: GET OUT YOU FREAKS! Las Vegas has Enough.... Couples in Love... Wanting paper. If I see another happy couple, I will Kill them!!!!

JOEY: We're Just Friends.

CLERK: Well in that case, What Color? Paper or Plastic?

JOEY: Paper Please.

[The Clerk Smiles and Goes behind the counter.]

[Cut to: a Large house. the Eric and Rachel Are up-stairs. Eric has Amazingly Wiped off the Mustache.]

RACH: Wow, Look at that!

ERIC: Amazing Stuff. Isn't it?

RACH: Oh Yeah.

ERIC: So How did that Get there?

RACH: Me and My Friend Got in a fight. And When I was a sleep he Drew on my face!

ERIC: Guys Can be Such jerks!

[Rachel Looks at him Weird.]

[outside Caesar's Palace. Joey and Phoebe Are there Wadding up Paper and throwing them Around. Monica and Chandler walk up.]

CHAN: How Cute the children are playing nicely.

JOEY: hey Look!

[Mon Bends down Eye Level with Joey.]

MON: Joey can you and Phoebe Do us a Favor??

JOEY: Only If you Take off your Shirt !

MON: Okay. But Firstly. FIND ROSS AND RACHEL!!!

JOEY: And Secondly Take off your Shirt!

[Monica takes off the shirt and Throws it on Joey (The Stolen one) Chandler Smiles.]

MON: Go I took off my Shirt! Go!

[Three people walk behind them (Yes this is Important.)]

[Joey and Phoebe Leave in a Huff. Monica Turns to Chandler and Smiles. He smiles Back and Kisses her. They Hug.]

CHAN: so do we Need Wine???

MON: Wine and Fudge.

CHAN: Why the fudge. [Monica Smiles Chandler Gets the Hint] Ahh Good thinking! [And they walk off]

[Ross' Trash can. He is still laying there. But Suddenly he wakes up. Puts his head back down, and then realizes where he is at and looks around. He gets up and Stables Himself on the can. He takes his hands off it and falls. He gets Back up, whines, and Falls. He is Really cold so he tries to climb in the trash Can.His legs stick out and Wail about. As He is now stuck!]

[Erics House. They are eating...food.]

ERIC: So Where are you from?

RACH: New York.

ERIC: Wow! I'm From There!

RACH: Really?

ERIC: New York city. What High School did you go to??

RACH: Lincoln.

ERIC: Really? Wow it seems We're from the Same town.

RACH: Wow! Whats your Last Name?

ERIC: Eric Jacobs.

RACH: OH MY GOD!

ERIC: Whats your last name?

RACH: Green. Rachel Green.

ERIC: Hey, What are the odds! We know Eachother!

RACH: Wow!

ERIC: Do you still hang out with that fat girl?

RACH: Yeah. But now she's not fat. She's Way too skinny.

ERIC: Wow!

RACH: So I See you got Rid of the acne and the Glasses.

ERIC: Yeah. It's amazing how Much Money you can make here.

RACH: Yeah...

ERIC: Hey, you Remember that Ross guy?

RACH: Yeah. He Drew on my Face AND He's my exboyfriend.

ERIC: You went out with him?

RACH: For a year.

ERIC: A Year Huh?

RACH: I Said that.

[Chandler and Monica's Room. They are Dancing with soft music playing.]

MON: Hmmmmm........

CHAN: This is... Great.

MON: Oh yeah.

[In the Next Rooms There is alot of noise. Cursing.. Screaming. It Stops. They Stay Dancing]

MON: You wanna Go out to the Casino and Look for Ross and Rachel?

CHAN: later. Much,Later.

[He Starts Kissing her. And they fall on the Bed. There's a knock at the Door. Chandler is about to get up and Get it.]

MON [Holding him Back]: Don't.

CHAN: Ok

[They Keep on kissing. There's That knock again! They Break Apart Chandler Gets in his Bag and throws a Ball of socks at the Door pretty Hard. They Leave]

MON: OK.

CHAN: OK

MON: it's Gone.

CHAN I know.

MON: We Should Look for Ross and Rachel Before the Evil ghost Comes back.

CHAN: Okay. Lets Go.

[They Walk out the DOor.]

[Joey and Phoebe Walking on a Crowded Street. They Pass the Trash Can with Legs and Just Kept walking. Joey Looks Depressed.]

PHOE: Joey what's Wrong?

JOEY: I wanted to see some hooters.

PHOE: Oh Hey, Look Prostitute!!!

JOEY: PHEEBS!!!! Where?

ROSS: JOEY , PHOEBE HELP ME!!!!

PHOE: OK, GO towards the Light!!!

ROSS: I'm not dead I am Stuck in a Trash Can. HELP!!!

PHOE: OH Dmanit! It's Been So Long Since I Did that.

JOEY: What?

PHOE: Help a Spirit Die.

ROSS: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!

PHOE: OK Be Calm....

ROSS[Whiney]: Help Mee

JOEY: ok Don't Cry.

[He Pushes over the Trash can and Ross Falls out. Right on his toushie.He Has A Banana Peel Stuck to his butt. A used Cup on his Hand. Candy Wrappers all Stuck to his shirt. And About three Pieces of Gum stuck to his Head. The limo Passes By.]

PHOE [Laughing]: OH my God!!!!!!!!!!!

ROSS: Thank you.

[He holds out his cup for them to shake]

JOEY:I'm not thirsty.

ROSS: Can we Go Back to the..... [And throws up all over his Shirt. Joey and Phoebe are disgusted.] Hotel so I can clean up.

[they Nod And Each Grab an Arm and Lead him to the hotel Room.]

ROSS: [off in the distance] That's My third time doing that tonight.

JOEY:[off in distance] Really. Man you must have been sick.

ROSS: [off in distance] No, Getting Stuck in a Trash can!

[The Limo Rachel is getting out and Going to her hotel room]

RACH: Thanks again Eric.

ERIC: Don't Mention it.

[He Kisses her.]

ERIC: Bye, You have my Phone Number right?

RACH: Yeah, Bye you.

ERIC: See ya.

[And the limo drives off Rachel Sighs and walks into the hotel.]

[Chandler and Monica's Hotel Room. They are snuggled under the covers. Presumably after Sex.]

CHAN: Hell, We Can look for them Later.

[Kisses her]

MON: Yeah, No hurry.

[Kisses him]

CHAN: We should go now.

[Kisses her Twice.]

MON: Yeah.

[Five minutes Later they are separated and Looking around the casino. But Ross and Rachel are in their Rooms.]

[Down in the casino Monica is Looking for Ross and Rachel. She sees the craps Table and Smiles.]

MAN: Hey, Monica!

MON [Shocked] Hi.

Commercial Break.
 
 

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THis in my opinion, is the best Fan-fic I've Written Yet. Of Course with a sad ending. I haven't done that yet till now. :)
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[The Scene Fades in. We get a Quick shot of monica, Mouth open. a Shot of the guy coming towards her. It's Richard. He walks up to her and kisses her she catches herself in shock and pulls away. She looks Behind her and there's Chandler Standing there. Mouth open Shocked. Angry he walks away.]
MON: Oh God.

[She starts to run and Richard stops her.]

RICH: hey You wanna talk.

MON: Can you PLease Leave me alone Right now, PLease.

RICH: Okay.

[Then Mon Takes off like a Bat out of hell. We see Joey Phoebe's Faces. Kinda Shocked and Scared, A little Sadden.]

[Cut to: a Hallway. Chandler Walks into to their Room Pissed. THen Monica comes rushing in Concerned and determined.]

CHAN: I thought you Said he Meant nothing to you.

MON: He does mean nothing to me!

CHAN: Then why the hell is he here!!?

MON: I don't know. He Must ha Have followed me!

CHAN I Can always Get The Preacher to Change the forms.

MON: What do you mean by that!?!?!

CHAN: I Can get him to say we were never there! He can Rip up the forms and then We can... Brake up.

MON: What?

CHAN: Brake up.

MON [Hurt] so your Breaking up with me.

CHAN: Pretty much.

MON: OK THen when I Got back to New York there is no us!!!

CHAN: That's Right.

MON: OK.

[She starts Packing. Throwing Things into a duffel bag.]

CHAN: Well, I'll see you Back home.

MON [Looks down] Maybe.

[And Leaves Slamming the Door Behind which about kills Chandler. He Falls on the bed. And Hugs the Pillow up to his Chest.]

[Cut to: Chandler is Now at "The White Chapel" He Goes Over and talks to his dad. He Gives Chnadler the Paper and Then Chandler Rips up the Papers. and throws them in the Garbage. His Dad pats him on the back and he leaves]

[Ending Scene.]

[The Plane Back to New York Chandler isn't on the Flight and Monica is Somewhere. It's Just Phoebe Joey and Ross On the Plane. Rachel is IN another row with Monica [Now I Got them Both Placed.]

JOEY: Hey, Oscar (Oscar is the Sesame Street Character who lives in the Trash Can)

ROSS: Shut up.

PHOE: OK We'll Stop. OH Wait One More!!! DEAR GOD, ROSS you Smell Worse Than Smelly Cat. Oh I Gotta song
Smelly Ross, Smelly Ross....

[Ross Rolls His Eyes and Joey Laughs.]

[A shot of the outside of the Plane up in the Air]

ROSS: SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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