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UH God , I wrote This once and My computer Turned Off When I was on the THIRD Scene ,Yuck. I even Had A GREAT Phoebe Song about her Mom Killing herself in the kitchen and the IRS It was Funny But I Had to Write it Over, So So... Yuck Well Here I go... AGAIN!!!!!!
This Is a Continuation of TOW The Pigion Feed So Yay!
OK Here are a Few questions that Will Be answered in this one. So Buckle Your Chair Belts :).
Will Rachel Tell Chandler and Monica that she knows?Will Phoebe ever Find a Another way to sing? Will Ross ever Realize Mr. McFeely's DEAD? And Will Joey ever Get ANYTHING The Group says? Well That Isn't answered, But Maybe He Might Acutally GET Something!!
Disclamer: these Charectars Belong to Bright,Kauffman,and Krane. I am Just a Person haveing Fun. i am NOT Making Money Off of This, Nor Do I ever. This is Just a FREE TIME Activity!! Thats It! And Thats All I usally Have Is FREE TIME. So Ok, I'm getting INto This again Lets Start Shall we?
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[Monica's Room We see a Close Up Of the Her Clock It's 2:59 AM. Now we see Monica Staring at it. She Jumps Off The bed and Puts on Her Slippers on. She Peeks out The Door but she's Not alone Rachel Is Up Reading a book. When She See's Monica . She Just Smiles.]
MON: Hey Rach! What Are YOU Doing Up??????!!!!!?????!

RACH: I could ask YOU The same Thing!!!

MON:[Begins To Dig Around in the Fridge]:Just Getting a Drink. Why are You up?

RACH: Can't Sleep!

MON: Oh!

RACH:[Patting the couch] Sit, Please!

MON[Sitting] OK

RACH: OK Mon?

MON:Yeah

RACH: I Found THIS IN CHANDLER and Joey's apartment.

[she Reaches into the pocket of her Floor Length nightgown, Instead of Grabbing the Bracelet she Grabs the seem of her Nighty. She RIPS It out and It Goes up close to her Butt.]

MON[Laughing atleast TRYING Not to]: Y KNow You Better Return That They Probably Miss It

[Monica Takes The Phone Into Her room and rachel Glares At The Door]

RACH: I'll GET You!!!!!

[Opening Credits]

[Commercials]

[Central Perk. Everyone Is there But Ross. Chandler , Monica and Joey on the couch. Phoebe on The Little Wood Chair,and Rachel in the arm chair.

PHOE:So gUys I Gotta New Song with NO La la's Wanna hear?

ALL: yeah/Sure/Shoot.

PHOE:[Whipping Out Her Guitar]OK. Ahem

I went to a Field and Found a small Kitten
I went Home and Found My Mom dead in the kitchen.
Her face was all Black and Her hair was on fire
my sister came home and She Called me a liar
I cried and I Cried and I cried and I Cried
And Then The IRS Came
and took the house
Damn the IRS
Damn the IRS
May The US Government Go to hell----
La La ... DAMIT!!!

[They all Clap Unasuringly]

[Central Perk later Only Phoebe and Rachel are there Phoebe is TRYING to make sher Song Good again With OUT The "La La's"]

RACH: Pheebs honey, Can We talk??

PHOE:Sure

RACH: OK I'm Gonna Tell You something.

PHOE: OK?

RACH: OK I KNOW---------

[Ross comes in Panicky]

PHOE: What's WRONG

ROSS: McFeely DIED

RACH: What!!!!!!

ROSS: Yeah uh huh!! He was sitting There Slumped over So ... I Panicked!!!!

RACH: Ok, He was 90 Ross OK He was Bound to Die ok

ROSS: OK

PHOE: Well I'm Not Moving The Body!!!!!!!

[The girls ap. Only Mon is there washing some dishes. Rachel Comes BURSTING Through The Door.[

RACH: Mon Look, OK.

MON: Whats WRong!!!!!!!

RACH:OK I found Out something THat. I don't Know If I should know!

MON: OK?

RACH: Can You tell Me if I Should KNow It ..?

MON: Sure? What Is it?

RACH: OK, OK I Know That..

MON: WhAT!!

RACH: OK Look I Know That...

MON: KNOW WHat??????

RACH: Should I Do This?

MON: YES!!!!!!

RACH: I KNow Your In

MON: IN what In Trouble?/ Huh What Kind of Throuble

RACH: NO KIND Of Trouble Mon!!!!

MON: OK!!! Then WHat???!!!!!!!!!!

RACH: Mon Are you? Or are you not...

MON: [Nervous] UH Huh?

RACH: IN Love

MON[More Nervous] Yeah Go On

RACH: With Chandler??

[Monica is Just Plan SHOCKED]

[Comercial Break]

[Where We last Left off Monica Is Dead Shocked and Can Bearly speak. And Rachel Is Well Glad she Told Mon that She knew]

MON:No, You Shouldn't Know that.

RACH: ah Ha! So YOU ADMIT it!

MON: No I'm Just Saying.. I mean... OK I Admit it I LOVE Him He Loves Me and ..

RACH: so how Long How Long?

MON: Since

RACH: Since When?

MON: London

RACH: WHAT LONDON!! NOOOOOOO!!!

MON: YEEEESSS

RACH:WoW!!

MON: Exactly

RACH: So how was He???

MON: WHAT??

RACH: Y' know? How WAS He? There must have Been some kind of Magic For you two to Keep Doing "it" Since London!

MON: Look It's a Little More Than Doing it!!!

RACH: So How was "it" Is "it" Good?

MON: I Don't think I Should Be telling you this .

RACH: Why?

MON: Because "it" Is Something Between Me and CHANDLER Not me Chandler and RACHEL!! OK?

RACH: OH Come On!!!!!!

MON: UH NO!

[Rach walks Over to the couch and Picks Up The Phone]

RACH: If you Don't tell Me I'm Callin.... Ross And I'M Telling Him

MON: Noooo!

RACH: Tell Me, How Is He!?

MON: You wouldn't Dare!!!!

RACH: Wanna Bet?

MON: No But I KNOW You Won't

RACH: Watch me!!!

[She Presses The Talk button and Begins to Dial.Monica Gasp and Shakes Her head. Rachel Now Pressing the Third Number. The Fourth. The Fifth. The Sixth. The seventh. Monica Runs Over and knocks the phone outta her hands.]

[Cut to: The Guys Apartment Phoebe Is There and ONLY Phoebe and she is Watching TV Then The answering machine Picks Up. [ UH oh] Phoebe Can hear every word they Say EVERY WORD!!! Remeber the Voices of Rach and Mon will Be over the Machine Until I Say they Ren't Tay?:)]

MON: OK He's GOOD!!

[Phoebe Becomes Intreeged(whatEver!) ]

RACH: Really HE Is Good!!!

MON: Yes !!!!!!!

RACH: How Good IS Chandler Mon????

[Phoebe's Mouth Drops]

[Cut Back To The Girls apartment]

MON: No!!! I Ain't sayin!!!!

RACH: OK I'm Callin Ross!!!

[She Picks Up The Phone and Relizes That , OH MY GOD.!! The phone has been Picked up]

RACH: Your Not gonna Like this!

MON: WHAT????

RACH: Well....

[Just Then Phoebe Burst in the door holding a Tape.]

PHOE: So Mon, How is Chandie

[MOn's Mouth Drops Wide]

[Commercial Break]

[Crazy 'bout a ford truck!! How many Of His SOngs Will, He Ruin For Ford:]

[Phoebe Is dangleing the Tape From Her hand and Grinning Evilly]

MON: Was Ross IN the Room??

PHOE: No, So How is He is? How GOOD Is He?

MON: You Wouldn't UNderstand!!!

PHOE: What We haven't Had Bad Sex? I KNow I have!!!!!!!!

MON: Hey Rach Remeber Paolo

RACH: Yeah.

MON: How Good Was he?

RACH: Well, I Have to admit He was REALLY[Monica is now lloking at Rachel Like Duh?} NOOOOOO!!!!!

PHOE: That Good!!!!

MON: [ Sheepish] Yeah!

RACH: I Mean On a Scale From one to Ten How is He?

MON:[She Lowers Her head and Mumbles Something]

RACH: What?

MON:[Mumbles]

PHOEBE Ok Timmy and I Don't understand!

MON: ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!

PHOE: My god that Bad ?!?!?!

RACH: Pheebs 10's the Best. Mon Gave Him a Above a Ten!!

PHOE: My God Monica!!!

RACH: really I Only Gave Palo a NINE!!!!!!!

PHOE: What Makes Him So good???

RACH: Really Mon?? I Mean It ain't that Big I've seen "it"

MON:[Sheepish] :Maybe You haven't seen it all !

PHOE: Ew!!!!!!!

RACH: My God Mon, Not that Much!!!!!!

MON: Well You asked!!!!

RACH: Was your First Time Really In London??

PHOE: LONDON????

MON: The answer to both your Questions is yes!!

RACH: So what Happend. Please Don't Get to Graphic.

MON: Just HOW iT happend Right?

PHOE: yeah!!

MON: OK Here Goes Nothin'.

[Flashback: London (Baby)]

CHAN: I mean... Who Wouldn't Want you?

MON: Oh, Please I'm a Single Mother with A 30 Year old Son!!

CHAN: Mon Guys Would Line Up From Here To New York To go out with You!!!!

MON:[Pause] Are you One oF them?

CHAN: First in Line.

MON: Awwww , Thats Sweet, Really. [She Kisses Him on the Cheek, After She Pulled The way, They Look into eachothers eyes, They slowly Move in and they Bearly Touch, Till Chandler Pulls away...]

CHAN: We Better Not Do That.

MON:[Staring at Him] Yeah your Right

[They Begin to move in agian till chandler just says...]

CHAN: You wanna Go to my rooom and Play Travel Scrabble.

MON: Sure

CHAN: ok[They walk out]

[Cut back Tomthe Girls Apartment Rachel and Phoebe Are just staring at her with Expectation (Whatever)]

MON: what??

RACH: What Happend After ?

MON: I thought You Didn't Want to go into the Details!

PHOE: So Just Tell Us Up to where You guys Start Taking Eachothrs Clothes off.

MON: OK.

[Back to the Flashback]

[Mon and Chan are Up in the Hotel Room]

CHAN: I Don't wanna Play Scrabble. You?

MON: Nah.

CHAN: Tv?

MON: sure.

CHAN:OK.

[They Lay On the Bed Together. Close.]

[Time Lapse]

MON: That Movie Sux!

CHAN: I KNow

MON: SO did you mean What you Said Earlier? Y know ABout Being First In Line? Or Was that a Way of making Me Feel Better?

CHAN: I Meant It. Seriously.

MON: Thanx.

CHAN: Hey No Prblem.

MON: I' m Gonna turn Off the Tv.

CHAN: OK

[Mon Walks Over to the TV and Neals Down Chandler comes Over and stands Behind her. Monica Gets Up. They are VERY Close. Just Then Chandler Kisses her. Then He pulls away,Qickly.Monica kisses Him Very Hard . He Wraps His Arms around her. Then She Breaks.Runs Her Fingers Through His Hair.They Kiss Yet again. This Time with aLOT Of Passion. They Both Break and Just Stare at Eachother.]

CHAN: are You Sure you wanna do this.

[Monica , Now Breathing Heavley From Shock and The Fact That She was Out Of Breath From that Last One]

MON: Yeah

CHAN: Sure.

MON: OK.

[ she kisses him again. He Pulls Part Of her dress Off her Shoulder]

[Cut Back]

RACH: To Much Too Much!!!!!

MON: Sorry.

PHOE: Mon I Saw You IN the Pictures At The Rehersal. What Ever Happend to that Dress You wore. Was it Stained?

MON: Worst. Hold on

[RACH Now Has a Disgusted Look On her face]

[Mon Goes into her room and Comes Out with a Torn and Ripped Dress]

RACH: My god What is he a tiger!!! He Always Seemed More like a Scared Kitten!

MON: Well Think again.

RACh; Grrrr.....

[Monica Glares at her]

[Back to the Guys Apartment Ross is Staring at the Machine Angerly. It Turns Phoebe had a Fake Tape and Ross Could also Hear every Word!!!! EVERY WORD]

[Joey Comes in]

JOEY: Hey man!!!

[See's How angry he is]

JOEY: Wanna Cookie????????

ROSS: Chandler Will Die!!!!!! CHANDLER WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joey Watches Him Walk Out The Door. Takes a Bite Of His Cookie And Spits it out]

JOEY: What the---- Duck Treats?
 

The End !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!