OK, Since I am A VERY twisted person I. Decided to End Friends. (For this) And at This Point Chandler and Monica are married. They also Have a Three Year old daughter, Tessa. Ross and Rachel are Married They have a Five year old Named Felicity. They have been Married for 3 Years Longer Than Chandler and Monica. Chandler and Monica have been Married for 5 years. Ross and Rachel have been Married Eight. Phoebe Was Married to a Pilot, Named Clint. He was Killed in a Crash. Joey almost Got a Roll in a Hollywood Film But then they canceled at the Last minute He Decides to go Anyway.


This takes Place 8 Years After 'Friends' in the Finale Ross and Rachel got married, Phoebe Met Clint, She Falls Instantly in love, So Does he. Monica Looses her apartment and Moves in with Chandler and Joey, Joey Looses The Part in the Movie but goes anyway.

After: Chandler Gets a Large Promotion (OVER Doug) The President, is about to Retire. There were 2 running Candidates. Doug and Chandler. Chandler is picked. and Monica now OWNS The Restraunt Rachel Doesn't work. Ross Does.... Phoebe had to get away From New York City So She's lives in Buffalo. Chandler and Monica Buy A VERY Large Fixer-Up House. Chandler Falls Off The Roof and Brakes His Arm Pretty Bad. It's Healed. That is about all You should know Well, This is My Nameless Series... I Won't have My OWN Site. I am Gonna Put it on CFSI. That IS If I Don't piss 'em off.

This Episode Is The First...... It's Called:
'Evil's around the corner'
Something Sad happens in this episode... Yes, Someone WILL Die But You will Never Guess who.... I Mean You Might........ But Probably Not..

[I am Not Affiliated With The Show The Producers or Cast]

[Chandler's office... Let's Just Say it's huge. No One is There. The phone rings and Rings then Stops. For a second it's Completely quiet Then It Rings again [It's Early morning] Chandler Enters. He Runs To The Phone. OH Chandler Has a Little More Muscle Built onto him His Hair is a Bit Longer and slicked Back (Not Completely it's a Bit Spiky) ]

CHAN: Hello?

CUT TO: A Little Girl with Brown Hair and Pig Tails is on the other line.

TES: Daddy!
CHAN: Heeey...... How did You Dial?
TES: Speed Dial.

[Cut to: Chandler]

CHAN: OH..... I Really Shouldn't Have showed You how to do that.... Or to Read...
TES: I Like to Read.
CHAN: OK, But if you call me during My meeting today.... [Trails off]
TES: yeah I know..... You Won't Give me The Comics......
CHAN: Alright.... I Gotta go....Bye Bye
TES: Love you.....
CHAN: Love you too...... Tell Mommy I said That, Ok?
TES: MOMMY!!! DADDY SAID HI!!!!!!!
[He Chuckles. The Phone Clicks on the other line. He Hangs up. And about walks out the Door. his Cell Phone Rings. He Picks it up.]

CHAN: Tessa!
MNCA: No, No It's Me.....
CHAN: OK...
MNCA: Ross and Rach Are coming over for dinner tonight....
CHAN: Sure But are they Bringing.....
MNCA: Uh-huh...
CHAN: Oh God.
MNCA: Boy, Can That Girl Destroy things.
CHAN: LOCK the office, Tessa's Bedroom And Defiantly ours!
MNCA: God, even on our Honeymoon I didn't see that Much underwear...
CHAN: Like we wore ANY.
[She Laughs]
CHAN: I Have to be in a Meeting.... 5 minutes ago... Oh God Bye Love ya....
MNCA: You too.

[He quickly Hangs up the phone. He Literally Runs out the door]

[Opening Credit's:
Lets Just Say They are different. As time goes on I will give a Detail]
[OK, I Have a Note to put: The first coupla' Episodes WILL be kinda Sappy....Once the afterlife starts, it gets fun.....]

[SCENE: It's a House (Jack and Judy) Tessa and Felicity (Ross and Rachel's Daughter. She Is Bigger (But thin) and Blond) Felicity (FEL) Is Hiding Behind The Couch And Tessa is Counting]

TES: 98....99....100. Ready or not here I Come. [She turns around]I Can see Your foot.
FEL: Geez......... Can't you Let me win?
TES: Nah.... Just isn't Right.
FEL: Why isn't it....?
TES: Because..... I Don't let anyone win..... Unless they Deserve too.

[Mon Walks Through The Door, her hair is slightly longer with SOME Blond Highlights.]
MNCA: Hey, Tess Come on.
TES: Ok.
MNCA: Anyway, Felicity is Coming over for dinner ......
TES: Are We Having Hot-dogs?
MNCA; Yeah Right.
TES: Ok.... Last Time I Found a Hot Dog in my Shoe......
[They Exit.]



[NOTE: Ok I Know he Scenes are short but, it will Get Better: Trust Me]

[We Open To a giant Kitchen. Monica ISN'T Cooking. (Ah) Instead. The Screen Cuts Outside... On a Deck.]

[CUT TO: The Deck: We are all Suprised (Not Really) To see chandler Flippin' Burgers. He Take Some Slices of Cheese and Puts Them on All The Burgers But one (For you detail Freaks there are 8) He closes the Lid and Walks over to the Railing. he Leans over.]

CHAN: Hey nice hopscotch board.
[Get a Shot down There Monica and Tessa Have Drawn a Hopscotch Board out of tape on the grass. With Paper Numbers.]

MNCA: Thanx, It Took a While!
CHAN: What Took Longer? The Paper Numbers or the Tape Board.
MNCA: Mmmmmmmmm........
TES[Interuppting]: The Numbers....

[Back Up To the deck. There is a Knock at the door.]

CHAN: HEY!! They're here!!

[He walks in the screen door. Walks through the Kitchen And Living room. And Then Through the Door Way. (A Hallway Type Thing) And answers the Door. No one is there. He walks Back....]

[Back on The Deck. We Look Over the side. And There are the Geller Family Talking to Monica. Chandler Runs Down The Stairs.]

CHAN: Hey!
RACH: Oh Hey , You.
[They hug]
CHAN: Hello!
ROSS: Hi Sorry We're Late....
MNCA: Your Late?? [Checks her watch.] Ugh, That's OK.
CHAN: Cheeseburgers are Ready.....
FEL: I'm allergic to cheeese.
CHAN: I know..... That's Why I Left some with OUT Cheese.
TES: Daddy, She isn't allergic to cheese, she's Just a hypochondriac!
CHAN: What the.....

[Cut to: Later: Ross, Rachel, chandler, and Monica are finished and Talking Why The Kids are playing.]

ROSS: How Did a little girl... Be able to SAY Hypochondriac. lEt alone know What it MEANS......
CHAN: God only knows.....
MNCA: I Kinda Taught Her that........
CHAN: geez........ How did You Do That?
MNCA: Once when I was Watching one Of Those Judge shows with her a Woman Said that and She asked me what it meant and I Told her...........

TES [OS]: You Little PRICK!!!!!!

[Monica Glares at Chandler. Ross and Rachel's Eyes Go wide and Chandler sinks in his Seat]

[Time Lapse Monica is Cleaning up and Tessa is a Sleep. And Chandler is Trying to get Monica To talk to him.]

CHAN: MON! I didn't even KNOW she heard me!!!!!!!!
MNCA: Yeah? Well, You shouldn't have Said it ANYWAY!!!
CHAN: Why??? I'm an Adult!!! I'm not Three Years Old!!!
MNCA: OH Yeah? Then ACT like it!!!
[She Begins To walk out the door.]
CHAN: Where are You going??!!!!!
MNCA: On a WALK! Your NOT My Favorite person Right now!!
[The Door Slams. Chandler Glares at the door]


[SCENE: A Park. Monica, Still huffy, Sits Heavily on a Bench. She Begins To Blow off Steam. She Puts on some head phones. (Ok This is the important part] [This Goes in Some what slow Motion] a Gun Comes up behind Monica head. He Cocks the gun. And When The Trigger is Pulled The Gun Goes off with a Bang The Screen Turns white. We hear Cop Cars and Ambulances. Then When the Screen Turns To color again we are in their Bedroom. Chandler is Sleeping with only Boxer shorts on. there is a Knock at The door. Chandler stirs..... They Knock again And He wakes up... ]

[CUT TO: The Door. We see some Heavy set Figures and some Skinny ones.... Chandler comes downstairs, putting on a Sweatshirt..... He Opens The door and there stands a Bunch of Cops with a Sympathetic Look on there faces It Looks Like one of Them have been Crying. Fat Cop (FCOP) Will Be Speaking)

FCOP: Um, Sir... We have some Bad news...
CHAN: What... Was My Car stolen or something.
FCOP: Um Not..not... Exactly... This is a Thousand Times Worst.
CHAN: WHAT?
FCOP: Um Your wife Was.. Um... Murdered. And we Caught.... The Murderer Though.
CHAN: God, Tell me you Have the wrong house......

[Commercial Break]
[Well, Monica is the Dead character. below Is her Funeral...... ]


[SCENE: We See a Beautiful Coffin, (Think Of Your own) It's very Elegant. Then the camera Turns around and a lot of People Gathered around a Grave with the Coffin a top about ready to lower it into the ground. Ranging from Tessa to Richard. even Janice. The Priest is Reading the eulogy. He's Leaning Heavily against a Tree. Staring into Space. There are lots of Flowers. A Nice Picture of Monica and Then one of Monica Chandler and Tessa. Everyone's head is Hanging. Especially Tessa and Chandler...]

PRIS: Ashes to ashes... Dusk to Dusk.. we place this soul.. in the earth's crust
(OKay I have not Been to a Funeral... I Can't Stand them)
[The Coffin Lowers and so Does Chandler's head. Then He Looks up and There's a Rainbow. He smiles slightly.]

[Time Lapse. Later on I HAVE been to an After funeral thing (You know where there's Food and Everyone's Kinda Depressed.... Well, This is Held At their House.) There is Soft Music Playing People are Spread out.... Chandler is Sitting in a Corner Phoebe (PHOE) Comes Up To him.]

PHOE: Hey, Are you okay?
CHAN: No, not at all. God Who could do this!?
PHOE: Chandler do you want me to Stay with you?
CHAN: Jack and Judy are Keeping Tessa Till I Get back on my feet. So I have no one To Talk to.....
PHOE: Chandler, When Clint Died People Would always Be at our old apartment Comforting me! You'll Never be alone.
CHAN: Pheebs, I would Like it if you Moved in.... This is a Large house and....
PHOE: Oh Honey I know.... Do you Really want me too?
CHAN: Yes! I need Someone Whose Been through the same thing By me. And That court thing with The Murder is Tomorrow. I don't think I Could handle it alone.
PHOE: I'll Come..... [She Hugs Him..] OH You have an M&M On your neck!

Up Next: 'Sweet Revenge' Phoebe and Chandler go to the court Room to see the Killer..... You Won't believe who it is......