TOW the Dino Dig Part 3
By Amy

(Scene: Ross & Rachel's Hotel Room)

It's about 7 o'clock in the morning. The sun is shining through the window.
Ross rolls over and hugas Rachel but accidentally pokes Rachel's neck.
Rachel slow opens her eyes and Ross wakes up.
Rach: Ow!
Ross: Sorry.
Rach: It's ok. It wasn't my eye.
Ross: Hey you
Rach: Hi. What time is it?
Ross: 7am
Rach: Already?
Ross: Yep remember we're in Australia not New York.
Rach: Yeah I know. What time do you have to go to the Botanical Gardens?
Ross: We have to get there at about 10am
Rach: Really?
Ross: Yes
Rach: I'm just gonna lay here for the next hour and a half.
Ross: Ok I don't mind I might just get in another hour of sleep.
Rach: Ok
Ross hugs Rachel on his side. Rachel just lies there looking up at the
ceiling. Half an hour later, Ross is still sleeping. Rachel slowly gets up
trying not to wake Ross. She opens the balcony door and looks over the
city's view. It gets a bit cold in the mornings in Melbourne so she walks in
puts on her sleeping gown and goes back out. She sits on the chairs that are
outside for half an hour. After half and hour Rachel goes back in and sits
on the bed. She leans over Ross and taps Ross on his cheek lightly. She
stirs but goes back to sleep. Rachel taps him again but he doesn't get up so
she kisses his lips for a few seconds. He slowly opens his eyes but closes
them again. Rachel is fed up so she hold his nose for a few seconds and he
lightly slaps her arm. Then he opens his eyes. He slowly sits up.
Rach: Geez Ross.
Ross: Sorry. I guess I'm pretty tired.
Rach: I'll say.
Ross: What time is it?
Rach: A bit past 8am.
Ross: Ok well I better get up and get ready.
Rach: Yeah. I better too. So what am I supposed to do. I'm just going to be
standing around.
Ross: Well what you have to do is... walk around with my, go with me to my
meeting things and just be my girlfriend for this trip.
Rach: Ok. I'm just going to take a shower now.
Ross: Yeah ok, don't take too long. I need to use the shower too.
Rach: I know I know.
Rachel goes into the bathroom. Ross starts to make the bed.
Half and hour later Rachel comes out of the bathroom all dressed and ready.
She's wearing a dark purple dress. It's knee length and it's got spaghetti
straps. She's got a jacket over the top of it though because it's pretty
chilly in the morning but it gets warmer. Ross looks stunned but quickly
goes into the shower. Rachel sits down in front of the TV.
Rach: (to herself) What kind of shows do they have on Australian television?
Rachel flicks through the 4 channels.
Rach: This is crap. They've only got 4 channels.
She finds another remote control.
Rach: What's this?
She flicks through these channels.
Rach: Oh cool! Pay TV.
Ross 20 minutes later Ross comes out dressed and ready. Rachel turns around.
Rach: Wow look at you all so hansome.
Ross: Thank you. You look gorgeous.
Rachel smiles and kisses him on the lips.
Ross: You ready?
Rach: Yeah
Ross: Ok lets go.
Rach: Ok. How we going to get there?
Ross: We get a limo. The people sent us one to pick us up and drop us off at
the hotel. Isn't that cool?
Rach: Oh totally! I love this trip! YAY!
Ross: Come on...
Ross picks up his brief case and puts one are around Rachel's neck and they
walk out.

[Cut to Chandler & Monica]

They both are up. Monica is ready but is re-doing Chandler's bed. (Her weird
thing)
Chandler walks out of the bathroom.
Chan: You know they have cleaners who do this?
Mon: Yeah but the flowers have to be at the top... (same thing she explained
to Richard)
Chan: Ok
Mon: So do you think Joey and Phoebe are talking yet?
Chan: Probably
Mon: You reckon they're up yet?
Chan: Phoebe definitely. Joey doubt it.
Mon: You wanna go to their room and wake them up if they're not up?
Chan: Yeah Ok whatever.
They both grab their stuff and leave to Joey & Phoebe's room.

[Cut to Joey & Phoebe]

Pho: JOEY!!!!!
Joey rolls over and puts a pillow over his head and groans
Joey: What?
Pho: Wake up!!!
Joey: Why?
Pho: Because Monica and Chandler are going to be here any minute.
Joey: No they're not. Its too early.
(There's a knock on the door)
Phoebe walks towards the door.
Pho: It's not that early it's nearly 9am.
Joey: That's early for me.
Pho: JUST GET UP WOULD YA?
Joey: Ok Ok I'm up.
Pho: Who is it?
Voice: Chandler & Monica
Pho: See they're here! Now go get changed.
Phoebe opens the door.
Pho: Hey you two.
Chan & Mon: Hi!
Chan: And how are we this morning?
Pho: I'm fine. Mr. Grumpy wants to go back to sleep but I finally got him
up.
Mon: So where do you want to go first?
Pho: I don't know.
Chan: The beach.
Mon: You think they'll be women on the beach at this time of the day? It;s
9am for christ sake. It's about 10 degrees outside.
Chan: Well then can we go later?
Mon: Maybe. We'll have to see.
Chan: Ok
Joey comes out of the bathroom ready.
Joey: So where are we going?
Pho: We don't know.
Mon: How about we go into the city and explore it?
Pho: Yeah ok cool!
Joey: Can we go to the beach?
Chan: Sorry man I already asked they said they'll see.
Joey: Damn!
Mon: Ok so is everyone ready?
All: Yep!
Mon: Ok lets go.
Pho: Where are Ross & Rachel? Don't we have to wait for them?
(Chandler & Monica look at each other)
Chan: They are still together right? No brake ups? no arguements?
Pho: I don't think so. I havent heard anything
Mon: Anyway  No, coz Ross is here on his DINO dig remember?
Pho: Oh yeah. So where's Rachel?
Mon: Well she decided to go with him to all the conferences and stuff.
Joey: She's crazy. I am she's missing out on seeing all the sites and stuff.
Mon: Yeah... who knows what those 2 are doing.
Joey: Yeah alright.
Mon: Ok now lets go!
Chan: Ok.
They all walk out of Joey & Phoebe's Hotel Room and go downstairs to the
lobby.
Mon: Ok so where do you get the taxis? (Turning around in a circle)
Chan: Uh Mon I think over there (point to a whole lot of yellow taxis
outside the entrance)
Mon: Oh ok. I didn't see that.
Joey: Chandler the city has a lot of hot women right?
Chan: Yeah but you know what, Everyone is still working so we won't be
seeing many women in casual clothes.
Joey: Damn!
Chan: Don't worry man Wait till the weekend!
Pho: Guys they are so typical.
Mon: Yeah aren't they.
(They leave in a taxi and they go around the city)

[Cut to Ross & Rachel in the Limo]

Ross: WOW! I have never been in a limo before.
Rach: Either have I...
Ross: Wow look at how big it is.
Rach: I know. Isn't this cool!
Ross: Yeah. Look how long and wide these seats are.
Rach: Big and long!
Ross: Yeah. We cold do a lot of things on them.
Rachel smiles and Ross pulls her down on top of him. Then he kisses her.
There is a short make out session before the limo comes to a sudden stop.
Rachel rolls off Ross and ends up on the floor. She lays there for about a
minute. There's a knock on the window. Ross pushes down a tab for the power
windows. He doesn't open the window very big, just very small so the driver
can't see Rachel on the floor.
Ross: Yes
Dri: We're here.
Ross: Oh ok. Jus give me about a minute.
Dri: Sure
Ross pulls up the tab and the windows come up.
Ross: Are you alright Rachel.
Rach: (in a weird voice )Uh Yeah I'm ok but I think my spine is broken.
Ross: What are you serious?
Rach: Nah it just feels like it.
Ross: Can you get up?
Rach: Well Ross if someone breaks their spine. Do you think they can get up?
Ross: Oh ok. Sorry.
Ross bends down and picks Rachel up.
Rach: Ahh.. Watch it.
Ross: Ok Ok I'm sorry.
Rach: It's ok.
Ross pushes down the tab.
Ross: Hey can you please open the door?
Dri: Oh sorry.
The driver opens the door and Ross gets out carrying Rachel.
Dri: Is she alright?
Ross: Uh yeah. She's fine. She's just had a back spasm.
Rach: Ross!
Dri: Oh ok.
Ross: Yeah.
Dri: I'll be back here by the time you come out of the conference with your
girlfriend. (to Rachel) I hope you're alright
Rachel smiles pleasantly.
Rach: I'm fine. Thanks for hoping
The driver gets back into the limo, starts it and the drives away.
Rach: Ok Ross put me down.
Ross: You sure you can stand?
Rach: Yeah my back's a bit sore but I think I'll live.
Ross: Ok
Ross puts her down but holds onto her in case she falls or something. Rachel
uses Ross as a leaning object.
Ross helps Rachel walk up the stairs. When they get out to the top there are
a whole lot of people looking at this small lump of rock in the middle of an
area filled with trees, shrubs, grass & etc...
Rach (to Ross): Is this what we are meant to be looking at?
Ross: Uh I think.
Rach: Ok so is this like the 'DINOSAUR' does her 2 fingers bracket thing
(like in the episode when she's trying to get on the flight to London but
forgot her passport then came back "Let's tell them there was a problem with
the 'ENGINE'") bone?
Ross: I don't know. I'll ask.
Ross (to the woman standing next to him): Hi excuse me but what is that?
Woman: It's the dinosaur bone.
Ross: Oh ok... Thank you. (to Rachel) It's the 'DINOSAUR' bone.
Rach: Doesn't look that big.
Ross: I know. (looks like he's thinking) Maybe it's from a small dinosaur.
Rach: (Sarcastically) Well you kinda figure from how small it is?
Ross: Ok just wondering. Don't turn into a Monica.
Rach: What?
Ross: (scared) Nothing
Rach: You just said that I was turning into a Monica
Ross: No I didn't I said I don't want me to turn into a Monica.
Rach: But I heard you. Are you lying to me now?
Ross: (lying) No!
Rach: You know what?
Ross:  What?
Rach: I'm outta here.
Ross: What? Are you crazy?
Rach: Yes Ross I AM crazy.
Ross: Where are you going? Aren't you going to stay here with me? (looks at
her sweetly)
Rach: Hmm...Just say if I stayed here. What are we supposed to do? Look at
this tiny bone and say 'look what we found in Australia! A white ROCK!'
Ross: No.
Rach: Then what are we suppose to do?
Ross: I dunno stand around and admire it I guess.
Rach: You want me to admire a rock?
Ross: It's not a rock Rach it's a bone.
Rach: Ok then you want me to stand around all day and admire a rock.
Someguy (played by Michael Vartan. (Moni & Joey this is for you! *Heh*)):
Ross Geller! Is there a Ross Geller here?
Ross: Yeah I'm Ross
Ross walks through the crowd holding Rachel's hand and dragging her along.
SG: You are Ross
Ross: Yes
SG: And this is...
Ross: Rachel. My girlfriend.
SG: Wow, anyway um please come with me.
The follow SG into a small building thing.
SG: Ok you 2 please take a seat Mr. Smith will be here any minute.
Ross: Ok thanks.
SG winks at Rachel and Rachel smiles back but Ross doesn't see any of this.
Rach: Ross I don't know if I want to stay here and listen to these boring
dinosaur talks and stuff.
Ross: Please just this once?
Rach: Oh alright. Just this once ok?
Ross: Thank you honey
Ross gives her a long kiss which is broken by Rachel who sees SG walking in
to tell them something.
SG: (he's got his eyes on Rachel the whole time but looks at Ross once in a
while)
Ross I'm sorry but Mr. Smith has been stuck in another meeting about the
bone. He was wondering if you could come back tomorrow instead. He has told
me to call everyone who is involved in this conference to come back
tomorrow. It's ok for tomorrow isn't it? You can do whatever you want now.
Ross: (noticing him staring at Rachel instead of him) Yeah it's fine. Oh and
by the way. I'm over here not there.
SG: (Releasing) Uh Oh Sorry. Uh I'm going now ok. Bye. See Ya tommorrow.
SG leaves quickly.

[Cut to The Rest of the Gang on the streets of Melbourne]

Mon: Wow look at the fashion they have here.
Pho: Yeah I love that top.
Mon: Nah, Those pants are better.
Pho: Look at her hair.
Mon: Bee's hive
They both start giggling and the lady turns around and stares at thm. They
immedialty stop and walk in a different direction to Chandler and Joey who
are walking towards a lingere shop following a woman.
Mon: (Yelling) Chandler Joey wait up
Everyone, all the shoppers and everyone turn around and look at her.
Mon: (quietly) Sorry.
Everyone goes back to what they were doing before. Monica and Phoebe walk
toward Chandler and Joey.
Chan : Moinca now you just made me lose my concentation .
Mon: What were you conentrating on?
Chan: The woman.
Mon: She went in there.
(Pointing into the lingere shop)
Joey: Thanx Mon.
Joey walks in and Chandler follows him. Monica and Phoebe just stand there
for a second then walks in.
Pho: Wow this is a big shop
Mon: Yeah
Phoebe walks off to go look at some lingere. Monica goes in a different
direction.
5 minutes later.
Phoebe goes to Monica holding a funny looking piece of lingere.
Pho: Hey Monica look at this.
Mon: Oh my god what's that?
Pho: I dunno .How are you suppose to put this on.
A woman from the counter comes up with a book.
W: I over heard your conversation. This is how you're supposed to wear this.
(Takes the piece od lingere off Phoebe and holds it up to her body. Then she
gives it to Phoebe. Then she opens her book) And this is how good it looks
when someone is wearing it.
Monica and Phoebe lean over to get a better looks at the picture. They gasp.
Mon: Um ok thank you.
Pho:  Yeah thanx.
W: So are you going to buy that?
Pho: After looking at that picture. No Thanks.
Phoebe give the woman back the piece of lingere and go to Chandler and Joey.
Mon: Joey, Me and Phoebe are going to go around the city. Ok? So... just
meet us back at the hotel by 6pm.
Joey:Ok bye.
Monica and Phebe leave and go somewhere. Joey & Chandler are following woman
around and having fun.

[Cut to Ross & Rachel]

Ross is just staring at Rachel. Rachel is looking at him weirdly.
Rach: Ross! Honey are you alright?
Ross: Yes I'm fine. I just need to go out for a second.
Rachel follows Ross who is upset.
Rach: What's wrong honey?
Ross: (plainly) Nothing's wrong.
Rach: You're lying!
Ross: I'm not Rachel
Rach: Oh come on Ross. Like I can't tell when you're lying. I know you too
well.
Ross: I'm fine. I'm just going back to the hotel .
Ross starts to walk down to path out to the main road. Rachel grabs his arm.
Rach: If you don't tell me what's wrong. I'm going to bug you until you tell
me.
Ross: Fine! I'll tell you. I saw the way you looked at him. I saw the way he
looked at you. You 2 were like totally flirting. And with me there. Are you
trying to hurt me or something? Coz if you are I'll let you have the hotel
room for yourself and I'll get another one. I can't believe it. That is just
so rude and and and
Rach: And what Ross? huh? Are you trying to make me feel bad or something? I
just looked at him and he looked at me. That's not rude. It's just keeping
eye contact with the person you're talking to. It;s not rude.
Ross: But her was talking to ME and he had his eyes on you for that whole
time.
Rach: So?
Ross: So? What do you mean so? God Rachel...
Ross starts walking down a main road waiting for a taxi to pass by. Rachel
stands there in shock. She's doesn't follow Ross but instead shouts out.
Rach: Where are you going?
Ross stops walking and turns around.
Ross: OUT!
Rach: Out where?
Ross: Who knows and who cares.
Rach: Are you going to just leave me here? I've never been to Australia
before. I don't know my way 'round.
Ross: And do you think I do?
Ross turns around and keeps walking. He puts his arm out like hailing a
taxi.
Taxi Dri: Hey man this isn't Australia. If you want a CAB then you better go
wait over there (he points to a sheltershed thing)
Ross: Thanks Man!
Ross starts to walks faster to the sheltershed. Rachel is walking really
faster trying to catch him. Ross gets to the sheltershed just in time to get
in a taxi and ride off. Rachel walks to the sheltershed and breaks down in
tears. Ross turns back and sees Rachel sit down and start to cry. He turns
back with a guilty look on his face.
10 minutes later
The next taxi comes, Rachel gets in,
Rach: (really dull & weeping) Sheraton Hotel please.
TD: Ok. Are you ok?
Rach: (still crying) I'm fine.
TD: Are you sure?
Rach: Yeah I:m just crying
TD rolls his eyes: Uh huh. Do you want to tell me what happened?
Rach: No not really.
TD: Can I try to guess?
Rach: Yeah ok.
TD: Boyfriend problems.
Rach: How did you know?
TD: Ok well firstly. What is a beautiful woman like you doing without a
boyfriend in the city?
Rach: All beautiful woman have to have boyfriends while they're in the city?
TD: No. I'm just saying... anyway and secondly. I was the guy who picked up
that guy before you. Tall guy, black hair brown eyes. When he got into the
taxi he said Hiiiii (the depressing one) and I asked him w'sup and he said
he had girlfriend problems and blah blah blah. Then he said my girlfriend's
still at the stop where you picked me up you better go pick her up instead
just drop me off here.
Rach: Really?
TD: Yeah.
Rach: So where did he get off?
TD: Next street. do you also want to get off?
Rach: Nah. I betcha he's going back to the hotel anyway so I'll meet him up
there.
TD: Ok! We're nearly there. You're from a different country aren't you?
Rach: Yeah America
TD: Oh cool!
Rach: Yeah...
TD: My brother lives in New York.
Rach: That's where I live.
TD: Which part?
Rach: Manhatten
TD: My brother owns a coffee place called Central Perk. Ever heard of it?
Rach: Yeah of course I have.
TD: He's a weirdo. His name is Gunther. If you happen to visit Central Perk
one day tell him George said Hi!.
Rach: Ok cool.
TD: We're here. That will be $6.35 cents.
Rachel pays the guy and gets out
Rach: Thanks a lot!
TD: No Problem!
Rachel went to the receptionist and asked if she had any messages hoping
there would be something from Ross. But there wasn't any. Feeling sad and
tired Rachel walked to the lift. She still had the key that Ross gave her as
a prank when they first got to the hotel. Now it was handy. She got in the
lift and went to her and Ross's room. She unlocked the door and walked in.
She turned on the lights hoping that Ross was there waiting for her but he
wasn't. It was already about 3:00pm so she decided to take a nap. She took
off her shoes, pulled back the covers and got on. She pulled the overs up
the her shoulders and closed her eyes. Her eyes soon filled up with tear
again and she couldn't control them. She laid face down crying into the
pillow.

[Cut to Ross who has just found Monica & Phoebe walking around in The Body
Shop]
An hour later
Ross: (puffing a bit) Hey you guys!
Mon: Oh hi Ross
Pho: Hey! What are you doing here?
Ross: I was wondering if you guys had seen Rachel?
Mon: No why?
Ross: Well I kinda did something really selfish and I really want to
apoliges to her. but I can't find her anywhere.
Pho: Have you checked the hotel?
Mon: Have you guys broken up?
Ross: Well I won't say broken up because we had a little fight but then
she'll forgive me and everything is going to go back to normal.
Mon: damn!
Ross: What?
Mon: Nothnig Fame. Fame the Musical it's on in theatres here in about 2
days.
Ross: Oh ok. I could have sworn you said damn.
Mon: No No I said Fame.
Pho: Well have you?
Ross: Have I what?
Pho: Checked the hotel room?
Ross: Oh no I haven't
Pho &Mon: Well go the would ya?
Ross: Ok Ok I'm going.  Oh by the way where are Joey & Chandler?
Mon: Following women around the city.
Ross: Oh ok typical. Well if you see them. Tell them to meet us down at
about 7:30pm for dinner in the buffet.
Mon: Sure.
Ross: Ok I'm going to go now. Back to the Hotel it is.
Ross leaves and Monica and Phoebe come out of the shop. They both decide to
go back to the hotel because they have lots of bag of shopping.

[Cut to Joey & Chandler]
Half an hour later
Chan: Wow look at her!
Joey: Who does she remind you of?
Chan: Yasmine Bleeth.
Joey: Hey man everyone around here reminds you of her.
Chan: Sorry. See that's why you should never disturb my concentration.
Joey: Ok Yoga dude!
Chan: Ha Ha Funny man so funny I forgot to laugh.
Joey: Oh well.
Chan: So man do we follow her?
Joey: I dunno. I'm getting tired. I wanna go back to the hotel. I only got 8
hours of sleep.
Chan : Wow this is like a change. Joey Tribianii quits women chasing for
sleep. This should be on the front page the newspaper.
Joey: Chandler shut up.
Chan: Hey do you think they have Baywatch on Australian television?
Joey: Maybe. Lets go check it out. I wanna get some sleep in that time too.

[Cut to Rachel]

She's not asleep she's still crying but it's only sobbing. She hears a key
being pushed into the key hole. She quickly pulls the covers over her head
and hides. Ross walks in and sees that the lights are on so he walks into
the bedroom. He finds Rachel undercovers but he doesn't remove the covers
yet. He hears sobbing, so he sits on the bed he rubs her back. He lies down
on the bed next to her and opens up a little hole in the covers to see her
but she pulls it back down.
Ross: Rach are you going to talk to me?
Rach: No!
Ross: See you just did
Rachel doesn't say anything. Ross tries to  pull back the covers so he can
see her face but she keeps pulling back the covers over her face.
Ross: Fine if you want me to leave I will
Ross gets up and walks towards the door Rachel pulls the covers down. ross
hears this he walks back. Rach is now on her lying on her side but lying in
the opposite direction She's kinda still crying (geez she can cry alot).
Ross goes back and sits at the same place he was sitting before. He leans
over her and take some of that hair that hangs in her face away. He kisses
her should, then her neck, her cheek the her leans right over her to get her
lips. Then he gets up and starts to wlak towards the door
Ross: Rachel I totally understand if you don't want to talk to me. I was a
total jerk and I was just jealous and I am so sorry. I am sorry from the
bottom of my broken heart. I love you so much. I'm going to go now but we're
all having dinner at 7:30pm at the buffet downstairs. I hope you come. Bye!
I love you.
Then he walks out of the room and closes the door behind him.
Ross (to himself): I hope she forgives me!
Then he walks out of the hotel and strolls along the footpath. He goes to
try find Monica & the rest of the gang.
Rachel is still up in the room. She's still on her side but then rolls over
and hugs a pillow. She lies there and thinks about what she just did. Closes
her eyes and falls asleep.

[Cut to Chandler & Joey]
They both are in Joey's hotel room. Chandler's channel surfing on the normal
channels and PAY-TV
Joey is lying on the bed with his eyes closed but he's not asleep.
Chan: Joey guess what!!!
Joey: What?
Chan: They don't have Baywatch!
Joey: Oh that's crap.
Chan: I know but (stopping at a channel) wow wow wow! Look!
Joey: Hey it's Pamela Anderson!
Chan: Woo Hoo!
Commercial: VIP everyday 8:30pm
Chan: It's on everyday!!!!!
Joey: Well this has to do if we don't have Bay watch.
Chan: Yeah I guess. Hey I saw a foosball table down in one of the arcades
downstairs.
Joey: Yeah?
Chan: Yeah!
Joey: Wanna go down later tonight?
Chandler thinking about the bet.
Chan: Not tonight maybe tomorrow?
Joey: Why not tonight
Chan: I have to do something.
Joey: Oh ok...
Chan: What time is it? I can't find my watch?
Joey: Um about 5:00pm.
Chan: Oh ok. I gotta get back to my own room.
Joey: Ok then.
Chan: Bye
Phoebe comes walking in
Pho: Hi
Joey & Chan: Hey!
Pho: Hey we have dinner down at the Buffet at 7:30pm.
Joey & Chan: Ok
Chan: Bye!
Pho: Where are you going?
Chan: Back to my room.
Pho: Oh ok bye.
Chandler leaves.
Pho: Joey what are you doing in bed. Are you sick?
Joey: No I'm not sick I'm tired. I need more sleep. Wake my up at 7:00pm ok?
Pho: Yeah ok.

[Cut to Monica & Ross]
Monica & Ross are talking about Rachel. Then Chandler walks in.
Chan: Hey!
Mon: Hi
Ross: Hiiiii
Chan: What happened man?
Ross: Rachel isn't talking to me.
Chan: (worried) Does that mean you guys have broken up?
Ross: We'll not really. Monica asked me that too. I know what you're up to
you're making a bet on us aren't you.
Chan & Mon: (lying) No of course not!
Ross: Ok... I believe you. I better go anyway.
Chan: Ok bye
Mon: See ya.

He walks out the door.
Ross: Now where do I go? I'm going back.
He walks to his hotel room.

[Cut to Chan & Mon]

Chan: Ok so what do we do with this bet? They're not broken up or together.
Mon: Well maybe we should do both.
Chan: What do you mean?
Mon: I mean I'll sleep with you if you wear your 'I'm stupid' t-shirt with
your 'I'm a horny little devil' t-shirt around the city tomorrow.
Chan: Ok.
Mon: So...
Chan: Do you wanna do it now?
Mon: Ok.
Chan kisses Monica and they fall on her bed together. They make out and do
it....
Half an hour later.
They are sitting up
Chan: Oh my god! (Janice voice)
Mon: I know! (In her screaming way)
Chan: Ssh Ssh Ssh!
Mon: Sorry.
Chan: It's ok.
Mon: I can't believe it!
Chan: I know! Me either!
Mon: So how was I? Was I good or bad?
Chan: Good, pretty good in fact.
Mon: Good.
Chan: So how do you think I was.
Mon: Great!
Chan: That's cool!
Mon: Ok I'm just going to get dressed now. We have to get ready for that
dinner with Ross and the gang.
Chan: Ok.
Mon: Can you please turn around?
Chan: Oh ok sorry. You know I saw what you look like now a few minutes ago.
Mon: Yeah I know but now I feel a bit weird.
Chan: Ok.
Chandler turns around and Monica grabs her sleeping gown and wraps it around
her then quickly goes to the bathroom.
Chandler gets up and re makes her bed. She comes out to get her clothes for
this evening then goes back in to the bathroom.

[Cut to Rachel]

Rachel is still asleep. It's about 5:45pm. Ross quietly opens the hotel room
door with his key and goes in. He sees that Rachel is asleep so he doesn't
disturb her. He just goes over to her and gives a s kiss on the cheek. He
goes and gets his clothes for tonight then her goes into the bathroom.
Rachel stirs from the sound of the water turn on. She pulls the covers over
her head
Half an hours later
Ross comes out ready. He sits down and in front of the TV and turns it on.
He is now trying to wake Rachel up.
He turns on the television and pulls his chair over to the foot of the bed
and leans his back on the bed. Ross turns up the volume on the television.
It's pretty loud but Rachel just puts a pillow over her head. Ross turns
around and sees this and smiles and turns it up a bit louder. Rachel wakes
up and is very annoyed.
Rach: Do you mind?
Ross: No I don't mind.
Rach: Well I do. Can you please turn the television down?
Ross: Ok
Ross turns the television down.
Rach: Thank you.
Ross: Yeah ok. So are you going to come down to the dinner tonight?
Rach: I don't know. I'll have to think about it.
Ross: Ok... well I'm to going now.
Rach: Where are you going?
Ross: Who knows... On stroll somewhere.
Rach: You're going to back in time for the dinner right?
Ross gets up.
Ross: Yeah I think .I'm already. I just need sometime to think some stuff
through.
Rach: Ok
Ross opens the door then walks out and leaves.

[Cut to Chandler & Monica]

Monica walks out of the bathroom. She's all dressed and ready for the
dinner.
Chandler take his clothes and goes into the backroom.
Mon: (yells to Chan in the bathroom.) I'm going out for a while. I'll be
back here before dinner starts.
Chan: (from the bathroom) OK!
Monica leaves and goes to Rachel's hotel room.

[Cut to Rachel's Hotel room]

Monica tries to open her door but it's locked so she knocks on the door.
Rachel rolls over and wakes up.
Monica knocks again. Rachel groans.
Rach: What? Who is it?
Mon: It's Monica.
Rach: Oh ok hold on a sec.
Rachel gets out of bed and goes to the door and opens it.
Mon: Hey!
Rach: (sad and sleepy) Hi
Mon: Are you alright? My god you look terrible.
Rach: Yeah I guess I'm ok.
Rachel and Monica walk back to her bed. She gets back on it and lays on it.
Monica just sits on the seat beside the bed.
Mon: Hey how come you're not dressed. It's quarter past 7.
Rach: I don't think I'm going to go.
Mon: You're not? Why?
Rach: I don't know. I'm a bit tired and I'm just not in the mood.
Mon: You're not ok what happened?
Rach: Nothing happened.
Mon: Rachel don't tell me that. I betcha it's got something to do with Ross.
Rach: Yeah alright. It's something to do with Ross.
Mon: Tell me
Rach: Ok well what happened we went to the botanical gardens coz Ross had to
go have some conference thing but Mr. Smith was stuck in another meeting so
we have to go back tomorrow. Anyway there was this guy who was calling
Ross's name. Ross and I followed him into this building thing. Then he went
in to some room thing and came back out and then he told us that Mr. Smith
was at another meeting. When he was telling us he was kinda looking at me
instead of Ross and I just looked back. You know people say that if you
don't look at the person you're talking to it rude.
Mon: Yeah
Rach: Yeah well I was looking at him. Then Ross got all mad saying that we
were flirting and stuff.
Mon: Geez, he can get so jealous so easily!
Rach: I know. And then he got in a cab and drove away. I went to the
shelter-shed thing to wait for another cab and I was crying anyway. A cab
came and I got in then I found out that the cab driver was the one who took
Ross. He got off at some other stop and told him to come pick me up. And
yeah... I came back here a couple of hours ago. I thought he was going to be
in here but he wasn't so I got into bed and tried to sleep but I started to
cry instead. Well and then her came in and I was mad at him for just leaving
me there by myself and stuff. So I just pulled the covers over my head and I
didn't want to talk to him for a while then he left. Then about 45 minutes
ago he came up here to take a shower and get dressed for tonight. I was
asleep but he woke me by turning on the TV really loud I told him to turn it
down so he turned off the television and walked out.
Mon: Oh ok... So what are you going to do now?
Rach: I don't know.
Mon: Come down to dinner please?
Rach: I'll think about it.
Mon: You don't have time to think about it, you only have 10 minutes to get
ready.
Rach: Then I might be down there late.
Mon: Ok. So you're ok?
Rach: Yeah I'm ok.
Mon: Ok I'm going to go down now and meet them down there. I really want you
to sort this out with Ross.
Rach: Yeah so do I. I think I've been giving him too much crap.
Mon: Bye! Come down soon ok?
Monica smiles and exits.
Rachel is now by herself. She sits there for a minute and thinks. She slowly
gets up and gets her dress. It's a beautiful black satin dress. It's got
really thin straps. She goes into the bathroom and you hear the water being
turned on.

Continuation coming soon..