In TOW the Visit I've changed Shawn to Matthew for the name of the boy twin

Oh and after this fic I promise no more secret couples because it's been done and I'm just sick of it and I know you are too. This will probably be my last fic for a while because I'm going to LONDON BABY! This summer (and other places)

I don't own these characters (well I did but then I woke up) I do own Nic, Alex and John though (and any other ppl u don't know) um…yeah anyway they belong to Bright, Kaufman, and Crane. Now on to…

P.S. you should read my other fanfics to get the majority of this one. But this is what you need to know: Monica and Chandler are engaged and are going to have twins. Joey and Kate are back together and are going to move in together. Nic, Chandler's half-sister (read TOW the Visit) is staying with Monica and Chandler for awhile (her parents are out of town) Ross and Rachel are secretly going out, trying to copy Monica and Chandler…oh and Ross' hair is still blonde.

[Morning: Monica and Rachel's apartment (almost Monica and Chandler's)]

{Nic is waking up (not too happy) to Monica cooking a huge breakfast}

Nic: what the heck are you doing!!!

Monica: cooking, sorry did I wake you

Nic: (obviously) yeah-huh

Monica: sorry

Nic: (getting out of bed {the couch}) how does Rachel sleep through all of that (as Rachel is coming out of her room)

Rachel: (Rachel produces ear plugs and a pillow) here since you're out here you probably need them more than I do

Nic: (taking them) thanks (Monica just smiles at them) I better get ready for school. (Dramatically) I only have two and a half-hours what am I going to do! Geez I hate people like that (goes to the bathroom)

Monica: (laughing at Rachel) yeah me too

Rachel: come on I'm not entirely like that am I? (Looking in the kitchen) oh my god who are you cooking for, the orphans in Oliver

Monica: no I was hungry, so I cooked all this "food glorious food" for me and the babies

Rachel: ah yes the cravings…

Nic: (back from the bathroom) well I have nothing to do for (looks at her watch) awhile (to Monica) thanks

Monica: sorry

(Chandler and Joey enter)

Chandler: good morning all (kisses Monica) how was your night

Monica: it was fine

Rachel: ok

Nic: (still just a tiny bit mad but not really) loud!

Monica: (now getting annoyed) I'm sorry!!!

Rachel: (warningly to Nic, whispering) watch out don't piss her off…mood swings

Nic: right

Joey: what do you have to eat (looking at the table)

Rachel: uh we don't have anything, go elsewhere

Joey: dude, you have a lot of food right here

Nic: then why did you ask

(Ross enters)

Ross: I saw that everyone was awake, so I decided to come on over

Monica: would it have stopped you if we were sleeping

Ross: probably not (goes to get food)

Monica: what is this 'Old Country Buffet'

Chandler: you cook food, leave it out for more than five minutes it's going to get eaten

Monica: yeah (to Nic) hey how do you normally get to school

Nic: well back home I used to ride the bus, but here my mom drove me

Monica: I'll call Pheebs and see if we could use her cab (goes to the phone)

Nic: okay, I gotta finish my homework now (pulls out a whole stack of crap)

Monica: why don't you do your homework when you get home from school

Nic: (starts to laugh hysterically) oh my (laughs) god (ha, ha) me (falls on the floor) homework (getting up and wiping a tear from her eye) that was (taking a deep breath) hilarious, she's funny, Chandler, bro, you hang on to her

Chandler: are you okay

Nic: I'm fine, I'm just hyper

Ross: so Nic do you have any new friends yet?

Nic: not really but I've only been here for like a day

Rachel: oh don't worry though you're a really fun person you'll find someone

Nic: god you guys are making me sound really pathetic I'm not worried about anything

Chandler: good for you

Nic: hey can we go now

Monica: sure Phoebe will be here any second let's go down

Nic: cool (grabs her things)


(Monica and Nic leave)

Chandler: so what's going on with everyone today

Ross: nothing much

Rachel: me neither (looks at Ross and smiles)

Joey: I have an audition, wanna come with me

Chandler: sure, I don't think I have much work to do today

Joey: great you can help me practice

Chandler: what's the part

Joey: it's a part in this new TV show called 'Just U & Me' or something. It's about a guy who falls in love with his best friend, who's a girl, and I play his friend, Mark

Chandler: now that story sounds really familiar. Who plays the main guy?

Joey: I don't remember

Ross: (jokingly) hey Chandler maybe you should go try out for it

Chandler: oh yeah

[the entrance of Thomas Edison Junior High]

{four kids are standing there talking (two girls and two guys)}

(Nic gets out of the cab)

Monica: bye Nic I'll be here at 3:00pm

Nic: all right (she shuts the car door)

(Nic starts to walk into the school)

Angie: (one of the girls…to Nic) hey you're new right

Nic: yeah I just moved here from Vegas

Megan: (the other girl) I'm Megan (introducing everyone) this is Angie, Matt, and Justin

Nic: I'm Nic

Matt: you're in my English class right

Nic: maybe, because yesterday was kinda a "try out" day and today I get my real schedule

Justin: maybe we'll be in a few classes together

Nic: maybe

(the bell rings and the group goes inside the school)(if you want to read about Angie and the others e-mail me for my own original series: CRAZY)

[a room with a few guys reading scripts]

{Joey and Chandler are there too}

Joey: (handing a script to Chandler) okay you be David and I'll be Mark

Chandler: okay (reading - as David) Mark, Mark it's okay…um Courteney and I are together

Joey: (as Mark) how, when, huh? I mean this is great but…

Casting Dude: (interrupting by clapping…he is a very intimidating man with a little woman behind him) that was fantastic…Dona you can tell the other people to go home, I've found my two new stars

Chandler: no I mean…I'm not…I don't act

Casting Dude: well that was great for someone who's not an actor…it was so…so…Dona, help me out

Dona: real

Casting Dude: thank you, yes, 'real'

Chandler: well thank you, but like I said I'm not an actor…my pal Joey, here, is

Casting Dude: I don't think you understand me…you have what want…and I always get what I want

Joey: what about me this was my call!

Casting Dude: well since I've sent everyone else home…you've got the job

Joey: yes!!!

Chandler: um I guess I definitely have to think about it

(Joey and Chandler leave)

[Joey and Chandler's apt - there are LOTS of boxes]

{Chandler and Joey enter}

Chandler: I can't believe that guy…I, I don't want to be an actor

Joey: I think you should do it

Chandler: what…why

Joey: because it would be perfect

Chandler: how

Joey: check this out: if the show is a hit, you'll be making more money than you could ever dream of, you'll be famous, and you'll be working with me!

Chandler: well I *do* like the first two…I'm going to talk to Monica about it, see what she thinks about it (starts to leave)

Joey: I think you should do it

Chandler: we'll see

(Chandler exits)

[Ross' apt.]

{Ross and Rachel are there}

Rachel: I've been thinking

Ross: yeah

Rachel: well things are going great with us, more than great and I don't want to copy Chandler and Monica anymore

Ross: I think you're right (he gives her a sweet kiss)

Rachel: but you gotta do something about that hair

[Central Perk]

{Phoebe and Joey are there drinking coffee on the couch}

Joey: what are you doing today

Phoebe: nothing really, well I do have a job interview, then I'm going shopping, then I'm going to watch the triplets

Joey: that doesn't really sound like "nothing"

(Chandler and Monica enter)

Monica: hey guys what's up

Joey/Phoebe: hi

Chandler: I'm going to go get something to drink, do you want any?

Monica: um just a water thanks (she sits down in the arm chair)

Joey: so how's living with a teenager

Monica: Nic's great, she's so adorable. When I dropped her of at school this morning it looked like she was making some friends

Phoebe: I remember when I was in junior high I thought I was making friends but the were really cannibals that wanted to eat me

(after and unusual period of silence that usually follows one of Phoebe's little antidotes Chandler returns and Rachel enters)

Rachel: hey everyone

All: hi, what's up, etc

Monica: where were you?

Rachel: uh…shopping

Chandler: but you don't have any bags

Monica: and it's impossible for you to go shopping and not come back with anything

Joey: hey what's on your neck!

Rachel: huh!?

Phoebe: it's a hickey

Rachel: (speechless) uh

Chandler: how did you get a hickey if you were "shopping"

Monica: I was wrong you did come back with something…what time is it?

Rachel: 2:36pm why

Monica: because I have to go get Nic now bye you guys

Chandler: do you want me to come with you?

Monica: sure…this isn't over Rachel!

(Chandler and Monica leave)

[Rachel and Monica's apartment]

{no one is there - Chandler, Monica, and Nic enter}

Nic: school was actually fun today, I got a new schedule and I know at least one person in each class!

Monica: that's good

Nic: oh and I met a couple cute guys who are really cool, Justin and Matt…and they said you were really hot…and they think I'm really cool because I said you were my friend and you can drive and stuff. And Angie and Megan want me to go shopping with them sometime

Chandler: I'm not sure about the 13 year old boys looking at my fiancé, but the rest of the day sounded good

Nic: oh and I gave them this number so if Angie, Justin, Megan or Matt call it's for me

Chandler: I see

Nic: oh and you know what else they loved

Monica: what

Nic: that great joke about homework that you said this morning (laughing as she makes her way to the fridge then to the balcony)

Monica: now that's what worries me about kids today

Chandler: you do know who sound like don't you

Monica: who

Chandler: our parents (Monica hits him) what! (Mocking) "Now that's what worries me about kids today"

Monica: oh my god

Chandler: I know it's scary isn't it…hey we gotta get going my mom is leaving in a few hours

Monica: oh yeah…hey Nic come on!

Nic: Kay (comes back inside)

[JFK airport (gate 7)]

{the whole gang is there (including Nic and Nora)}

Chandler: bye mom, call soon (hugs her)

Monica: good bye Nora we'll see you for the wedding

Nora: I wouldn't miss it for anything (hug)

Nic: this is so cool I can't believe I got to meet Nora Tyler Bing…hey could I have an autograph or something to show off to my new friends

Nora: would you settle for an unreleased copy of my new book, which I'll sign for you (does so and hands it to her)

Nic: hell yeah I would! You are like the greatest writer ever

Nora: well thank you

the rest of the group: bye, etc.

(Nora leaves to get on the plane)

[Monica and Rachel's apartment - kind of late]

{Chandler, Nic, and Monica enter}

Nic: well I'm soooooo tired

Monica: Nic if you want you can sleep in my room…I'm going to be across the hall tonight

Nic: all right

Monica: bye

Chandler: night

(Chandler and Monica leave and Nic starts to go to Monica's room…Rachel enters)

Rachel: (whispering) Monica? Nic? (Nobody answers) okay Ross you can come in no one's here

Nic: (who's in Monica's room with her ear by the door which by the way is a little cracked open…she says to herself) huh, now all of a sudden I'm not so tired

Ross: why are we being all sneaky I thought we were going to tell everyone

Rachel: shh I'm just going to make sure Mon isn't home

(as Rachel goes to Monica's room Nic scurries for a place to hide (did I just use the word scurries, what is she a rat…oh well) Nic ducks under the bed…Rachel looks around but finds no one, then exits again)

Rachel: they must be at Chandler's…the reason we're being sneaky is because, it's fun until tomorrow when we tell everyone

Ross: oh okay (kisses her and they move into the bedroom)

Nic: (back in Monica's room) this is sick! I gotta call Angie (she dials the phone) hey good thing you have your own phone otherwise you wouldn't have heard this (she puts the phone up to the wall)

Angie: (through the phone) SICK!!!

Nic: I know but they don't know I'm here and no one else knows they're together…I feel special…well I better let you go it's kind of late…bye (hangs up the phone)

[Morning: Chandler and Joey's apartment]

{Nic and Monica are talking at the counter}

Monica: so how did you sleep last night because I wasn't there to wake you up with all the noise

Nic: (chuckles) there was still a little noise

Monica: what do you mean

Nic: Rachel wasn't alone last night

Monica: Rachel had a date last night and she didn't tell me…and she brought him over when you were over

Nic: she didn't know I was over, when she checked in your room I hid behind the bed

Monica: well did you see the guy

Nic: yeah but I think it's supposed to be a secret 'cause they kept talking 'bout telling everyone today…do you wanna know

Monica: yes

Nic: it's Ross

Monica: no really who is it

Nic: Ross, your brother

Monica: but they said they weren't together again

Nic: again?

Monica: yeah they dated a long time ago

Nic: really?

Monica: yeah, it's really complicated

Nic: oh okay

(Chandler enters)

Chandler: hello, how are my two favorite ladies

Monica: we're fine, wanna hear something great

Chandler: do I

Monica: Nic says Ross and Rachel are back together

Chandler: (with no expression) whoa I didn't see that coming

Monica: well that's good though

Nic: (looking at her watch) hey we gotta go

Chandler: I think I'll drive you today

Nic: alrighty

[Central Perk]

{Phoebe and Joey are on the couch - Monica enters}

Monica: hey

Phoebe and Joey: hi

Monica: what's up

Joey: that guy from the audition really wants Chandler for the part of David

Monica: what are you talking about, Chandler never said anything about this

Joey: go talk to him about it, he doesn't want to be a famous TV star

Monica: I will later, did you hear that Ross and Rachel were back together

Phoebe: I knew that

Monica: how did you know that

Phoebe: because I felt like eating an onion instead of a carrot this morning

Joey: okay…anyway Mon how did you find out

Monica: Nic told me, they didn't know she was in the apartment last night

Joey: cool

Monica: and apparently they're telling us today

Phoebe: that is so weird

Monica: yeah I know

Rachel: (who stepped in unnoticed) what's weird

Joey: uh…science

Rachel: science, science is weird

Monica: yeah don't you think so?

Rachel: (unsure) yeah I guess

Monica: well what's up

Rachel: nothing…hey how about we all go out for dinner tonight!

All: all right, sounds good, etc.

Rachel: great, I'll go tell Ross, I mean ask Ross if he wants to come you know…yeah

(she leaves)

[Chandler and Joey's apartment]

{Chandler is packing and Monica comes in}

Chandler: check it out, I'm practically finished!

Monica: okay I'll go tell Rachel later...when were you going to tell me about the TV offer

Chandler: uh…now? Well I just don't know if I should do it…this is Joey's thing not mine

Monica: I think it would be a fun experience

Chandler: fine I'll go call that psycho. But I hope you know what we're getting into…I mean I have to kiss some strange woman and pretend she's my girlfriend

Monica: well just as long as you always remember this (gives him the most passionate kiss in the world…then leaves)

Chandler: oh I think I will

[Monica and Rachel's apartment]

{Rachel and Monica are there}

Monica: it's not like you're moving to Japan or anything, just Phoebe's apartment…only twenty blocks away (under her breath) or to my brother's and not tell anyone

Rachel: huh?

Monica: uh…I didn't say anything, nope nothing at all

Rachel: (unsure) all right…I'm going to go get more boxes from Ross

Monica: okay (under her breath) sure you are

Rachel: what?

Monica: I didn't say anything

Rachel: kay bye

[Dinner at a restaurant]

{Monica, Chandler and Nic enter to sit down to everyone else}

Monica: hey guys

All: hi, what's up, etc.

Rachel: oh good everybody is here…let's order

(They've ordered and now are eating)

Rachel: listen you guys I…we, I mean…(clears her throat) Ross and I have some news

Joey: what is it

Ross: uh…Rachel and I are, um…together

All: (unenthusiastic) all right, etc.

Chandler: hey Monica would you pass me the rolls (she does so) thanks

Rachel: did you hear us?

Monica: yeah…does anyone want the rest of my steak?

Joey: I would (takes it)

Ross: why aren't you guys all surprised or anything?

Phoebe: it was obvious this was going to happen and we already knew

Rachel: you did? How

Nic: um…(shameful) because of me

Rachel: well how did you find out

Nic: I was kinda in Monica's room last night

Rachel: no you weren't I checked

Nic: well you didn't check well enough (giggles) I'm sorry are you mad?

Rachel: no honey I'm not mad it's okay

Nic: cool

Chandler: so tomorrow's the big day. Joe I will no longer be your roommate

Joey: yes but now we both get to live the women we love…dude I love Kate this is so cool

Phoebe: great everyone has someone to love but me

Nic: hey I'm not in love with anyone

Phoebe: yes but you're 13 and I'm 30, you have time to fall in love

Nic: oh yeah (takes a bite of her food)

[Monica and Rachel's apartment]

{Monica and Rachel are there}

Monica: I'll miss you sweetie

Rachel: me too (they hug)

Monica: oh my god

Rachel: what?

Monica: I just realized I'm going to be living with Chandler for the rest of my life

Rachel: (laughs) I'm so sorry…hey are there any strange things I should know about living with Phoebe?

Monica: besides the fact that she's Phoebe, no I don't think so

[Chandler and Joey's apartment]

{Chandler and Joey are there}

Chandler: last night as roommates man

Joey: yeah it's been fun…see ya pal (they hug)

Chandler: I can't believe Monica and I are going to be living together…did I ever tell you that I've had a small crush on her since Thanksgiving, 1988

Joey: isn't that when she cut off you toe

Chandler: (dreamy) yeah

Joey: uh-huh, well I'm going to bed while you sit here and think of Monica (exits and Chandler doesn't even notice)

[There's a montage of Chandler and Monica moments as the ending credits appear. I'll put my own in here but you can think of what ever you want. Remember this all takes place before TOW Everyone Finds Out. Oh and 'Everything You Want' by Vertical Horizon is playing in the back] (if you don't like montages…the end, THE END!…okay what kind of sick puppy snuff film is this - oops wrong episode)

Monica and Chandler walking out of Ross' apartment with their arms around each other (TOW Phoebe's Husband)

Chandler consoling Monica after she just talked to her mom on the phone (TOW the Birth)

Monica saying she'll flash Chandler after five more sit-ups (TOW Ross Finds Out)

Chan hugging Mon when she's in the 100% cotton towel (TOW the Flashbacks)

Chandler and Monica on the couch in Central Perk (TOW the Screamer)

Chandler on his knees pretending to be Monica's blind date (TOW the Beach)

Chandler and Monica sitting together in a chair (TOW the Free Porn)

Monica popping out of Chandler's bed in London (TOW Ross' wedding)

Chandler and Monica's first onscreen kiss (TOW After Ross Says Rachel)

Chandler kissing Monica when he gets home from work (TOW all the Kissing)

Chandler and (fat) Monica meeting for the fist time in 1987 (TOW all the Thanksgivings)

Them meeting again in 1988 and Chandler looks at her when she walks by (TOW all the Thanksgivings)

The New Year's kiss (TOW all the Resolutions)

[Then there are just a few pictures of Chandler's point of view…they aren't necessarily actual camera shots from whatever show I say it's from]

Monica cooking Thanksgiving dinner (TOW Underdog Gets Away)

Monica on the phone talking to her mom (TOW the Birth)

Monica watching the prom video in front of him (TOW the Prom Video)

Monica standing in front of her doing 'the lighting round' of Ross' game (TOW Phoebe's Uterus)

Monica doing the "Chandler Dance" (TOW Phoebe hates PBS)

[Then it finishes with Chandler saying that he loves Monica from my own fanfic (TOW the Promises)]