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[Monica and Chandler's/Monica and Rachel's apartment]
{Monica and Nic are hanging out}
Chandler: (entering holding a moving box) it's moving day baby!
Monica: hey sweetie (kisses him)
Nic: oh please don't you guys ever rest
Chandler: good morning Nic (sets the box down)
Nic: need any help?
Chandler: no thanks
Rachel: (trying to get a huge box through her door) but I do!
(Chandler, Monica, and Nic rush to help her)
Rachel: Mon what are you doing, go sit down
Monica: what!? No coffee, no working, no helping people. What am I supposed to do?
Nic: do what I do on Saturdays
Monica: which is?
Nic: nothing
Monica: I don't' think I can do that
Nic: it's easy watch (goes to the couch and turns on the TV…looking very comfortable)
Chandler: uh Nic?
Nic: (realizes) oh yeah (gets back up to help the others)
Monica: well I'll try my best (sits on the couch)
C*R*E*D*I*T*S
[Monica and Chandler's apartment]
{More of Chandler's boxes are there. Joey, Kate, Ross, and Phoebe are there too}
Monica: who's hungry
Nic: ooh I am
All: me too, yes, etc.
Monica: great I'll make some sandwiches anyone want to help?
Rachel: you're actually letting someone help you cook, I think I like this whole pregnant thing
Monica: (smiles at Rachel) so who's helping (looks in the fridge) oh you know what I need to go to the store
Nic: I'll come with you
Monica: anyone else?
Kate: I guess I'll tag along too
Monica: great
(They leave)
Joey: so Chandler are you going to call that TV guy today?
Chandler: yeah I think so
Joey: that's awesome dude
Ross: what TV guy
Chandler: yeah the casting director at Joey's audition, the other day, wants me to play the part of the main guy
Phoebe: who's the main girl?
Chandler: I don't know
Joey: you know "Party of Five" just ended. If you're lucky maybe Neve Campbell will get the part
Ross: oh I loved her in that one movie…"The Craft"
Chandler: Neve Campbell, be real. We'd never make a good onscreen couple anyway
Rachel: I don't know I think I can see it
Phoebe: Chandler Bing and Neve Campbell…yeah right
[Store-Monica, Nic, and Kate]
Monica: ok we need everything to make sandwiches
Nic: here's the bread (puts it in the cart)
Kate: so Monica, what made you decide to get together Chandler after all this time
Monica: I'm not sure exactly. I guess it was a lot of things that made me fall in love with him.
Nic: well while you take a walk down memory lane, I'm going to the candy aisle
Monica: okay get me some gummy bears (Nic leaves) like the way he's always there for me and the way he makes me laugh and just…lots of things. I just feel kind of bad that I had to get drunk to realize all of that.
Kate: aw that's sweet. I think I knew I wanted to be with Joey after the night a long time ago when he stayed with me after Marshal dumped me. I got so drunk and everything, but he never left my side.
Monica: I remember hearing about that night. You know he was really heart broken when you left
Kate: I know, I was too. I just had to give my career a shot though
Monica: I understand
[Joey and Kate's apartment]
{Joey and Chandler are getting more of Chandler's stuff}
Chandler: hey Joe, why don't you keep my chair. You know because it doesn't really fit with the apartment, and it's kinda big, and…
Joey: Monica won't let you keep it
Chandler: nope
[Store-checkout]
Cashier: hello ladies
Monica: (not looking up) hi
Cashier: oh…my…gawd (familiar?)
Monica: (looks) Janice? (Surprised) w…what are you doing here
Janice: I've worked here for a long time, just normally the night shift…well look at you
Monica: oh yeah um…(changing the subject) Janice, Kate, Kate, Janice
Nic: (cough, cough) what am I invisible?
Monica: oh sorry and this is Nic
All: hello, hi, etc
Janice: so any news on when Chandler is getting back from Yemen?
Nic: (confused) Yemen?
Monica: (to Nic) shh! (To Janice) uh Janice, I don't know how to tell you this but…
Janice: oh my god he's dead isn't he, the plane crashed
Monica: oh god no. It's just that he never went to Yemen
Janice: what?
Monica: Chandler was never in Yemen, and I don't think he'd want to get back together with you
Janice: how are you so sure?
Monica: because Chandler and I are engaged and he is going to be the father to my children
Janice: (does her infamous laugh) I know my Bing-a-ling would never betray me like that, you're just pulling my leg (laughs) that'll be $32.79
Monica: thanks, bye
Nic: Yemen?
[Monica and Chandler's apartment]
{Everyone is there, the girls have just returned}
Nic: (entering) hey we got food people!
Monica: hey Chandler guess who we ran into today
Chandler: who?
Monica: (teasing) Janice
Phoebe: ooh did you tell her about you two
Kate: yeah Janice thought Mon was joking
Chandler: really?
Nic: now will someone explain this whole "Yemen" thing
Kate: actually I was kind of wondering about that myself
Ross: Chandler, you wanna take that one
Chandler: okay Janice is this total whack-job that thinks we should be together forever. The last time we dated…
Nic: last time?
Chandler: um yeah we dated a few times
Joey: try ten
Chandler: hey it was only five. Anyway the last time she wouldn't let me go so I said I was moving to Yemen for work
Kate: and she still thinks you're there
Nic: what was with that laugh? It sounded like a duck getting run over and over and over and…
Monica: (stopping her) okay we get it
Nic: sorry
Rachel: so what do you think she'll do when she finally realizes what's goin on
Chandler: oh I don't know find a way to get that voice on the radio twenty-four hours a day
[Later at Central Perk]
{Monica, Nic, and Phoebe}
Monica: don't you feel kind of bad for Janice
Phoebe: yeah I guess
Nic: isn't there some kind of law about that kind of noise pollution
(Angie and Megan walk in)
Angie: Nic?
Nic: (stands up) oh my god hey guys (hugs them) what are you doing here?
Megan: well you said you lived near by
Angie: and we wanted cookies, I'll be right back (goes to the counter)
Megan: Angie's mom will be here in a sec.
Nic: well anyway this is my future sister-in-law, Monica, and this is her friend, Phoebe. Mon, Pheebs, this is Megan and Angie (as she returns)
Angie: (to Phoebe) hey didn't you sing at the library a few years ago
Monica: I remember when you did that
Phoebe: yeah I did
Angie: Nic you know the coolest people
Nic: they're not that cool
Monica: hey
Nic: I'm just kidding. Hey my brother might be in a new TV show
Megan: really? Is he an actor?
Phoebe: no but our friend Joey is
Megan: really what has he been in?
Angie: (to her mom who just walked in) hi mom what took you so long
Mrs. Williams: oh I know I couldn't find a place to park
Monica: I know what you mean, that's why I don't drive
Mrs. Williams: (rude) excuse me do I know you
Monica: no, I'm sorry. Hi I'm Monica Geller; this is my friend Phoebe Buffay and my sister-in-law Nic Bing
Angie: mom, Nic and I go to school together
Megan: anyway what has Joey been in
Phoebe: probably nothing you've seen except for maybe "Days of Our Lives"
Angie: wait, "Days of Our Lives" (Thinking)…Joey…Joey…Joey Tribbiani!!!! (Eureka) you know Joey Tribbiani!
Nic: yeah, what's the big deal, it's not like he's still on the show anymore
Angie: but he was and you know him. I watch that show everyday
Nic: but it's on during school
Angie: ah the wonders of VCR's
(Joey Kate and Chandler enter)
Angie: oh my god, oh my god he just entered!
Megan: breathe, Angie, breathe
Monica: hey honey, (Chandler kisses Monica) what are you doing here?
Joey: we took a break. Do you know how much stuff this guy has?
Chandler: hey I'm letting you keep the chairs
Joey: no you're letting Monica let me keep the chairs
Mrs. Williams: it was nice meeting you all, Angie, Megan we must get going
Nic: bye you guys call me
Angie/Megan: ok, bye, etc.
(They leave)
Nic: can I go back to the apartment?
Monica: sure, be careful
Nic: yeah, yeah
Chandler: guess what, Nic wait a sec
Nic: okay what?
Chandler: you all are looking at "David Kingsman" of "Just You and Me"
Phoebe: you took the job?
Chandler: yup and Joey's going to play my best friend "Mark Peterson"
Joey: (grinning) uh-huh
Monica: and the lead girl?
Chandler: another new-comer actress um…Renee Ashton or something
Nic: that's great (hugs Chandler)
Monica: yeah it is (kisses him)
Nic: ok now I'm leaving
Chandler: bye
Kate: good job Joey (kisses him)
[TV studio (some other day)]
{Chandler, Joey and Renee}
Director: (Mr. Mahoney) All right let's get started
Chandler: okay what do you want me to do
Mr. Mahoney: we'll we're going to start with the first scene of you and Renee
Chandler: all righty
Renee: (who obviously likes him) hi I'm Renee
Chandler: I'm Chandler
Mr. Mahoney: well now that we all know each other, Chandler you go stand over there (points) and Renee is off-stage
{The stage is set up as a bar. Chandler is sitting by himself, it looks like he waiting for someone}
"Courteney:" (entering the bar) hey Davie
"David:" Courteney? What are you doing here so early?
"Courteney:" Michael dumped me (cry, cry)
"David:" aw come here (hugs her)
"Courteney:" (looks at his drink) is that alcohol?
"David:" (sarcastic) well we are in a bar
"Courteney:" now's not the time (grabs his drink and downs it)
"David:" (deadpan) would you like some of my drink?
"Courteney:" no thanks I'm good
Mr. Mahoney: and cut! That was great. all right everyone take five
Chandler: (spots Monica and goes to her) hi honey I'm glad you made it (to her stomach) hi Matthew, hi Jayme
Joey: (joins up with them) hi guys. Hey man looking good out there (thumbs up)
Chandler: thanks your scene is coming up you know
Joey: yeah I know
Renee: (walks up) hello Chandler (ignores everyone else)
Chandler: Renee I'd like you to meet my best friend Joey, he'll be playing Mark
Renee/Joey: hi
Chandler: and my beautiful fiancé Monica
Renee/Monica: hi (Renee shows some resentment)
Mr. Mahoney: okay scene two people
[Chandler and Monica's apartment]
{Monica and Nic are playing cards}
Chandler: (entering) honey I'm home…I've always wanted to say that
Monica: how was the rest of the day? Sorry I had to leave, I was feeling a little sick
Chandler: that's okay, it went fine
Nic: so are you going to be a big time star with an outrageous salary like $750,000 an episode by the way I think the cast of FRIENDS deserve their new salaries. They work so hard every week to keep us entertained…if the show WAS canceled how many of you would be sitting around thinking the studio should've just given them the money (I know I would)
Chandler: yeah in my dreams maybe
All: ha, ha, etc
[Joey and Kate's apartment]
{Joey and Kate are eating a romantic candle-lit dinner}
Kate: this is so great I'm glad we decided to move in together
Joey: me too (kiss, kiss) listen I'm done with dinner, let's say we move on to "desert"
Kate: ooh I could go for some Italian Ice right now
(They giggle and move into the bedroom)
[Rachel and Phoebe's apartment]
Rachel: well Pheebs I'm all unpacked. I'm going to Ross' (about to leave)
Phoebe: ok I have a date tonight too
Rachel: really with who? (At the door)
Phoebe: aw nobody just Gunther
Rachel: GUNTHER!? (turns around)
Phoebe: yeah no big deal
Rachel: (Takes off her purse and looks the total opposite of leaving anytime soon) No big deal? Phoebe this is Gunther we're talking about. I mean we've known the guy for years and, and…
Phoebe: I know that…I really was surprised that he asked me out because you know (gestures toward Rachel)
Rachel: know what?
Phoebe: that Gunther is in love with you
Rachel: wha…what?
Phoebe: oh please don't tell me you didn't know
Rachel: well I guess he did always act weird around me but I just figured he was always weird
Phoebe: Gunther being weird is a whole other story. I have to go get ready (goes to her room leaving Rachel totally bewildered
[Chandler and Monica's apartment]
{Nic, Monica, and Chandler are watching the movie 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'}
Rachel: (barging in) did you know Phoebe is dating Gunther!
Monica: ha! What!
Rachel: yeah! I know he asked her out today
Chandler: are you serious?
Nic: shh! Luke Perry speaks
(the adults move into he kitchen)
Rachel: anyway she said he asked her out because he had no chance with me? I mean can you believe that?
Monica: actually I can. Gunther had a major thing for you
Rachel: are you serious? I guess I never noticed…huh…well I've gotta go I'm meeting Ross for a movie
Chandler: see ya
Monica: bye
Rachel: bye guys (louder) bye Nic
Nic: (raises her arm) grunts something incomprehensible
Rachel: alright (walks out)
[A nice restaurant but not too expensive]
{Ross and Rachel enter}
Rachel: …so Kim thought that I had a really great idea!
Ross: that's great honey
Rachel: (scopes the room - under her breath after she spots Gunther and Phoebe) you've gotta be kidding me
Ross: what
Rachel: huh? Oh nothing…hey look it's Phoebe!
Ross: who is she with
Rachel: oh I forgot to tell you. Gunther asked her out. Let's go say hi
Ross: I don't think Gunther likes me much but okay (they head over to them)
Rachel: Phoebe, Gunther, hey
Phoebe: well hey you guys what are you doing here?
Rachel: we just saw 'The Perfect Storm' across the street and decided to come in here for dinner
Gunther: (to Rachel only) well why don't you join us
Ross: oh we couldn't ruin your date like that
Gunther: (to Rachel) no, no it's okay I insist (pulls out a chair for her)
Phoebe: come on, it's fine, really
Rachel: okay (doesn't sit in the chair Gunther pulls out, she sits kiddy corner from him…next to Phoebe)
Ross: so what's good here? (Sits across form Rachel, next to Gunther)
[Chandler and Monica's apartment]
{Nic is on the phone, Monica and Chandler walk in}
Chandler: hey Nic, how was Angie's house?
Nic: fine
Monica: oh your parents called. They'll be home on Thursday morning
Nic: okay (back to the phone) so then Pacey got all mad at Dawson for no reason!
Chandler: well I think she's adjusting to New York just fine
Monica: yeah…ooh ouch
Chandler: what! What's wrong!?
Monica: (laughs) nothing. The babies are kicking that's all…here feel (takes his hand and puts it on her stomach)
Chandler: whoa!
Monica: you're so cute (kiss, kiss)
Chandler: yes I know
Monica: (playfully pushes him) Chandler