TOW All The Complications
Okay, welcome to part four of my fanfic series. This one follows on from TOW Ross is Mad. As usual, I need feedback. Send any comments, compliment or insults (preferably not insults) firstname.lastname@example.org Thanx! Oh, and I donít own these characters. I canít remember exactly who they belong to, but its not me, okay? Good. Hereís the fic.
[SCENE: The girls apartment. It is the morning after my last fanifc finished. Chandler and Monica come out of her bedroom and start doing breakfast-y things (you know, making toast, coffee etc.).]
MNCA: So, remind me again, what are you going to do today?
CHAN: Kiss you? [he kisses her]
MNCA: Well, that would be nice, but its not the answer I was looking for.
CHAN: Umm, have sex with u?
MNCA: Again, nice, but the wrong answer.
CHAN: Earn a lot of money for doing nothing?
MNCA: Chandler! Do remember what I told u last night?
CHAN: well, u kinda told me a lot of things last night.
MNCA: About u breaking up with Janice.
CHAN: Ah. You know, do I really have to do that today?
CHAN: Aww, Why?
MNCA: Because if u donít, youíll starve, and I wonít sleep with u.
CHAN: So why would I want to break up with Janice if it means u wonít cook for me?
[SCENE: Same as before. Rachel comes in, looking tired. (remember, she stayed at Joey. And, no nothing happened between them, so get ur minds out of the gutter!)]
MNCA: Whereíd u go last night?
RACH: Well, I figured I wouldnít get much sleep here, so I decided to not get much sleep over at Joeyís instead.
CHAN: Not many people do get much sleep at Joeyís.
MNCA: Sorry Rach. But hey, youíll probably get some peace tonight.
RACH: Why? R U Guys going someplace else?
CHAN: No, she said if I donít break up with janice today she wonít sleep with me.
RACH: Oh God Chandler, ur never gonna get laid again!
CHAN: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
RACH: Ur welcome. Okay, Iím gonna go try and sleep, so keep it down okay?
[Rachel goes into her bedroom.]
CHAN: So, I guess its probably time for me to go, to go, to do, um, that thing u wanted me to.
MNCA: Uh huh.
[He tries to kis her, but she wonít let him.]
CHAN: aww, Mon.
MNCA: No, Chandler. None of that until u break up with Janice.
CHAN: Well, then let me have one kiss to remember u by.
MNCA: Why, r u not going to break up with her?
CHAN: Well, I would, but you know, its Janice!
MNCA: DO u not want to break up with her?
CHAN: Yes! Iíve been trying to break up with that woman since, well, forver!
MNCA; Well why the hell do u always end up back with her?
CHAN: Why the hell do u keep going on about her?
MNCA: I donít know. It just seems like if u donít want to break up with Janice, maybe ur not as serious about our relationship as I thought.
CHAN: Serious? Our relationship? Mon, weíve only been going out for a little while. Of course Iím not serious about it yet.
MNCA: YOUíRE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT IT?
CHAN: Of course Iím serious about it. About us. But what if I dump Janice, and I break her heart or something.Then if u and I break up, I wonít have anyone to u know, fall back on.
MNCA: Forget IF u and I break up buddy. Consider us officially broken up!
[She goes into her bedroom and slams the door. Chandler stares after her like he canít understand whats just happened.]
CHAN: But MonÖI didnít meanÖMonÖ[very quietly] I love you.
[SCENE: The guys apartment. Chandler is sitting in one of the loungers. He is wearing his sweat pants and looks 100% miserable. Joey comes in and sees him.]
JOEY: Monica wonít be happy if she sees u like this coz u broke up with Janice.
CHAN: I didnít break up with Janice.
JOEY: SO whats with the sweats?
CHAN: I broke up with Mon instead.
JOEY: So ur telling me u picked really annoying Janice with the awful laugh over hot Monica who u love?
CHAN: No, Monica picked for me.
CHAN: She broke up with me.
CHAN: How am I supposed to know?
JOEY: Did u cheat on her?
CHAN: No, I was cheating on Janice.
JOEY: Did u, uh, turn gay?
CHAN: No! She just broke up with me. She said I wasnít serious enough about our relationship or something.
CHAN: Ahh, what?
JOEY: I dunno.
[SCENE: Girls apartment. Rachel is there. Monica comes out of the bathroom. She is holding something, but we canít quite see what it is.]
RACH: God Mon, youíve been in there for like a half hour!
MNCA: Yeah, I know.
RACH: Are u sick?
MNCA: No. Iím perfectly healthy and normal.
RACH: well, I could argue with u about the normal. But I wonít. Why are u so miserable? Do u want to be sick?
MNCA: Iím not sick. IímÖ
MNCA: Iím, uh, sorta, kinda, um,
RACH: Come on Monica, the suspense is killing me!
MNCA: Iím pregnant.
TO BE CONTINUEDÖ
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