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September 22 1999When in Central Perk today, I was just telling the gang that I wish I was still married when guess who ran through the door. That's right, Rachel! Rachel, my dream girl. She came through the door in a wedding dress. I guess she had just run out of her wedding to some guy named Barry. He was a doctor though, and that's what she's always wanted. But hey, I'm a doctor. Why couldn't she like me? She'll probably never think of me as anyone but Monica's geeky older brother. Sounds like she's going to be staying in New York for a while, though. She's staying with Monica. Oh, and did I mention when I went to give her a hug, the umbrella I was holding decided that was the perfect moment to open! My life just sucks. This is so weird, I've already written like, a lot and I haven't even mentioned that today Carol moved all her stuff out. I asked Rachel if I could ask her out sometime, she said maybe, so I replied that maybe I will. If I ever get up the courage that is... Guess I won't be asking her for a while.September 29 1994Guess what? Carols PREGNANT! I went to the sonogram with Carol and <shudder> Suzan. I was so nervous and was going to leave, but then I heard the beat of my child. MY child! Can you believe that? MY KID!!! Rachel went to return the ring to Barry. Rachel found out that Barry is now going out with her ex-best friend and maid of honor Mindy. She phoned Mindy and told her some pretty nasty stuff, but hey it made her feel better.October 6 1994So, Phoebe found a thumb in her soda today. What's happening to society? When did everything become so... so... uncontrolled? Reminds me of that poem we read in High School. Progressive Insanities of a Pioneer by Margaret Atwood. But I don't need to go into that! I also found out that my dog Chichi hadn't really been sent to a farm, but had died! Monica told us that supposedly its the same distance from your thumb to your index finger. Chandler started to smoke again. I hope he can quit this time forever. It's such a bad habit. Monica also had this new boyfriend, Alan. He was the absolute best. But then they broke up for some reason. It was just... awful! Rachel said it's annoying how I pronouce my words. I told her there was nothing wrong with speaking correctly and she replied indeed there isn't!October 13 1994We were discussing omnipotence today, and Joey mistook it for impotence. He thought I had it!October 20 1994Today was the best day of my LIFE! I found out that Rachel was doing laundry so I asked if her if I could join her. She said yes. Monica was suppose to be doing it with her, but then Joey needed her to go with him, I don't get the whole story really. So anyway, Mon couldn't go so I was going to be ALONE with Rachel. I can't believe I almost took my dirty underwear. I mean, Chandler's right, it's the first time she's going to see my underwear, do I really want it to be dirty?The evening went well, Rachel didn't know how to do laundry so I taught her how. She kissed me. KISSESD ME!!!! It was the absoulte best moment of my life.... ahhh! I'll never forget today for as long as I live. October 27 1994Today was boring. Chandler got together with this really hot girl, but then found out that she was married and had two other boyfriends. He decided that this wasn't right. Joey got a part in an Al Pacino movie, but then blew it. Monica realized today for the first time something we all knew, she's anal retentaive. Rachel cleaned the apartment, which is how Monica realized what she was. She started to freak out at Rachel. It was kind of funny. But other then that, nothing happenedNovember 3 1994Last night there was a black out. All of us, except Chandler spent it in Mon and Rach's apartment. It wasn't a good night. At first it seemed like I was going to be able to tell Rachel about my feelings. I went out on to the balconey and hadn't said more then two sentances when a stupid idiodic CAT leaped on my back. THE STUPID CAT! It ruined everything. Rachel and Phoebe went to find the owner, and the owner PAULO, is now going out with RACHEL! MY RACHEL!!!!!! And it's not like he's cute or anything. 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