You Know You're Obsessed When...
(Which, by the way, Joey just may be...)

*the only internet sites you visit or make are about F*R*I*E*N*D*S
*you look up "Nora Bing" at the library
*you watch an average of at least two F*R*I*E*N*D*S episodes a day
*you decorate your desktop with F*R*I*E*N*D*S stuff
*you talk like your favorite F*R*I*E*N*D
*you endlessly quote from F*R*I*E*N*D*S
*your apartment is designed to appear like Monica's
*you hang out with friends at a coffee place all the time
*you pretend you have a pet chick, duck, or monkey
*you can quote episodes by heart
*you write your own episodes and pray they'll be noticed
*you start matching your actual friends to which F*R*I*E*N*D they could be
*your oven timer marks the beginning of F*R*I*E*N*D*S
*you dump your own friends for imaginary ones
*you sing Phoebe's songs all day long
*you name your pets after F*R*I*E*N*D*S (Moni's dog had puppies over the summer, and she DID name them after F*R*I*E*N*D*S!!)
*you buy anothing to do with F*R*I*E*N*D*S
*you don't like watching movies with the F*R*I*E*N*D*S actors and actresses because they aren't playing the F*R*I*E*N*D*S characters
*you're either a paleontologist, waitress, chef, data processor, struggling actor, or masseuse (Joey was a data processor)
*you marry a lesbian, live in a box, leave a man at the altar, marry a gay ice-dancer, or throw a girl's wooden leg in the fire
*you get plastic surgery to look like your favorite character
*your friends are turned of F*R*I*E*N*D*S for life
*YOUR FRIENDS NOTICE YOU DO ALL THIS STUFF!!!