You Know
You're Obsessed When...
*you look up "Nora Bing" at the library *you watch an average of at least two F*R*I*E*N*D*S episodes a day *you decorate your desktop with F*R*I*E*N*D*S stuff *you talk like your favorite F*R*I*E*N*D *you endlessly quote from F*R*I*E*N*D*S *your apartment is designed to appear like Monica's *you hang out with friends at a coffee place all the time *you pretend you have a pet chick, duck, or monkey *you can quote episodes by heart *you write your own episodes and pray they'll be noticed *you start matching your actual friends to which F*R*I*E*N*D they could be *your oven timer marks the beginning of F*R*I*E*N*D*S *you dump your own friends for imaginary ones *you sing Phoebe's songs all day long *you name your pets after F*R*I*E*N*D*S (Moni's dog had puppies over the summer, and she DID name them after F*R*I*E*N*D*S!!) *you buy anothing to do with F*R*I*E*N*D*S *you don't like watching movies with the F*R*I*E*N*D*S actors and actresses because they aren't playing the F*R*I*E*N*D*S characters *you're either a paleontologist, waitress, chef, data processor, struggling actor, or masseuse (Joey was a data processor) *you marry a lesbian, live in a box, leave a man at the altar, marry a gay ice-dancer, or throw a girl's wooden leg in the fire *you get plastic surgery to look like your favorite character *your friends are turned of F*R*I*E*N*D*S for life *YOUR FRIENDS NOTICE YOU DO ALL THIS STUFF!!! |